Posted on 09/15/2023 10:56:16 AM PDT by thegagline
Biden: “I invented religion. That was my idea.”
“all things to all people!
just depends on the crowd...”
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Such a ZELIG!!!
LOL.
5.56mm
I had to check if this was from the Babylon Bee.
Joe also helped raise the flag on Iwo Jima.
Joe also helped raise the flag on Iwo Jima.
These lies that pop out of his mouth . . . Are the commiecrats at all embarrassed about them?
i thought it said “rabbits” and i still believed that he said what he said.
The man’s a real jerk.
Next, he’ll claim to a group of rabbits that he was raised by the Hare Club for Men.
He had payos sidecurls during college and law school. Its true.
Probably sniffed her hair.
And he worked for Santa for two years ......................
He is such a pathetic weasel…
* raised in the synagogues
* raised in the Puerto Rican community
* drove a semi truck
* the last time he was in Athens, Ohio he was playing against the Ohio University football team in 1963, he almost got arrested for walking into a girls’ dormitory
* he came to NYC Ground Zero the day after 9/11
* he was arrested in South Africa while trying to see Nelson Mandela
* he had conversations during his vice presidency with an old friend, an Amtrak train conductor, who was dead at the time
* he “spent time at” and “went to” Pittsburgh’s Tree of Life synagogue
* the late Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir invited him to meet with her during the Six-Day War of 1967
* Golda Meir wanted Biden to be “the liaison between she and the Egyptians about the Suez” (when he was an unknown 30 year old nobody)
* nobody got the COVID vaccine before he was president
* his wife, his Corvette, and his cat almost died in a towering inferno at his house in Delaware
* Biden’s Uncle Frank fought in the Battle of the Bulge during World War II and was awarded the Purple Heart but never received it. Biden said that after he became vice president in 2009, he arranged to present the medal to his uncle with the rest of the family in attendance. But his uncle, Frank H. Biden, died in 1999, a decade before Biden became vice president. Neither his obituary nor tombstone mentions a Purple Heart, awarded when a soldier is killed or wounded while serving.
* “I taught at the University of Pennsylvania for four years — I used to teach political theory.” Biden was an honorary professor at UPenn for just over two years from February 2017 until he launched his 2020 presidential campaign in April 2019. Biden made numerous appearances at the school during that timeframe — including to hawk his book — but never taught a single class there.
And on and on and on. Only a very insecure man who believes deep down that he is an imposter would do that
Don't ask.
Unless you want Joe to drop trousers and show us.
To be fair, they do give him better advice than his cabinet does.
Johnny Cash:
Joe’s been everywhere, man
And here I thought that Johnny Cash wrote “I’ve been everywhere, man”
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