A 2024 woke-to-English translation guide

Townhall.com ^ | 1/20/2024 | David Burg

[NetAddicted]

I recently posted that I need a 1984 speak guide. And this came along.

[Cowman]

I told my boss that I wanted to be named the Equity information and Employment Intelligence Officer. Then i would be known as the EIEIO.

[NetAddicted]

ROTFL!

[Apparatchik]

I would add: “Threat to Democracy”: Threat to Democrats’ monopoly on power.

[AndyJackson]

No doubt we’ve all seen a few neo-Nazi and KKK kooks emerge from the shadows every once in a while

We have? I think what we have all seen is some Fed Bois dressed up as neo-Nazis [hint, Christopher, straight males don't match their outfits. In fact straight males don't even know what an outfit is except in reference to their former military unit].

[bigfootbob]

Thanks, I read every word, he’s nailed it. Gonna push this out as should everyone else.

[Apparatchik]

How about “gender-affirming care”: indulging others in their delusions, pretending that science does not exist nor matter, and providing dangerous, body-altering drugs and surgeries to young children without parental consent and that that cannot be reversed?

[bigfootbob]

Yes, yes, yes! This issue is probably the worst mass insanity event to ever hit our planet.

[Fester Chugabrew]

“Fascist,” and “authoritarian” should be on the list.

[sauropod]

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[maddog55]

Where’s the common sense to woke translation?

ANTIFA - Fascist
Racists - Everyone and everything if a leftist doesn’t get their way
Transgender - A biological impossibility
Non-Binary - Can’t look at your crotch and know what you are
Liberal - A person devoid of all rational thought

[joshua c]

lying

its what collectivists do

[Gay State Conservative]

No,ANTIFA isn’t fascist. They’re Maoist. The fascists were amateurs compared to Maoists.

[metmom]

Those are pretty accurate definitions.

[Chickensoup]

stop quibbling

they have aspects of both

[nopardons]

BTTT

[hanamizu]

“Threat to Democracy”:

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The correct phrase is, “Threat to Our Democracy”.

[MikelTackNailer]

Great job everyone. It seems we all share the experience of having to tolerate an idiot repudiating their blessings while blithely enjoying their right to do so in this country they're so fortunate to be born in.

I especially liked:
Michelle Dorrance, whose leftist dance troop recently performed at the Biden White House: “I am a white tap dancer with Black cultural ancestors in a society that privileges white people and whiteness...Understanding how deeply embedded white supremacy, racism, and colonialism is in our culture is paramount to understanding our role (as white people) in perpetuating it, and embracing our job to dismantle it.”

The only embedding I see is her head firmly in her own behind. I wonder how much she got paid for that gig and how fairly she shared it with her "oppressed" troupe.

[Apparatchik]

Gotcha

[Gay State Conservative]

I'm old enough to remember Mao's Red Guards.Also,consider the words of Simon Weisenthal,the famous Nazi hunter when discussing the Stasi. He said that in his opinion the Stasi was worse than the Gestapo.

Just sayin'...