FReeoples Bar & Grill // Thread 164

[palo verde]

hi andysmom
I missed your post
I love you
Palo

[palo verde]

Hi Mo
you still here
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Hi Val
your photos on this thread and on Thon are beautiful
I love them
Palo

[palo verde]

hi westmex
are you still around
Love, Palo

[Mo1]

"Things To Do At Wal-Mart..."
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Are you bored? Here are some things to do at
Wal-Mart while the wife/girlfriend/significant
other is taking her/his sweet time
Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa shopping....

- Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.
- Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
- Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restroom.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
-Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
- Challenge other customers to a duel with tubes of gift wrap.
- Put M & Ms on layaway.
- Move "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.
- When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
- Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
- Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I.Joes and X-Men.
- Switch signs on the men and women's bathrooms.
- Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
- In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
- Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "Pick me!! PICK ME!!!!!"
- When announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
- Go into the fitting room and yell real loud..... "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

[Mo1]

Hi Palo
I think I'm here .. hehe

[Mo1]

Mo is a lot of things. She likes a lot of things, too.
Not sure she should be our chef.

You my dear are a VERY smart man ...

[palo verde]

Hi Mo
your joke is FOFL
you are wonderful
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Hi Mo
there was a big demand for your tater tots at the cafe this evening
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi westmex
I agree with you
SETI is silly
they use very expensive equipment to monitor radio waves 24 hours a day
to see if a straight line starts to make waves
meanwhile people are getting out of their cars on the parkway to watch ET spaceships pass by
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Hi Mo
I just read your post #134
it's a beautiful post
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hiandysmom
sorry to keep you waiting 7 hours for your stong drink (I brought you a double like you asked)
I hope the bill for your new roof is less than what is causing you to drink
I love the basset hound photo you sent me in email
We're all hoping tomkit will keep bassets off the menu
but our Mastiff Manicotti is so popular
and people have been asking for our Pekinese Pasta
I'm worried I will cave in and put business before pleasure
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Hi null & void
oops
I wouldn't have posted that SETI was silly if I knew you were working for them
Love, Palo

[Mo1]

Tater Tots ... I have lots of them left over ... hehe

Tonights dinner was crappy meals for the kids and steak for the adults .. hehe

The baby had her first steak dinner tonight .. I didn't think she eat it this young .. but she sat on her daddy's lap and chowed that baby down with noooooo problem ... too funny .. hehe

[palo verde]

Hi Mo
this baby is too much
there's nothing she can't do
I'm gonna call her ''Little Mo''
Love, Palo

[Mo1]

Palo ... all my kids were goofy at this age ... but I have to say ... she is by far the goofiest ... did I spell that right ... oh heck .. you cares .. it 5 am .. fofl .. but it doesn't help when the older ones laugh at her all the time ... hehe

Well I must be going for now .. I have 2 hrs to get some sleep before it starts all over again .. wish me luck .. hehe

[palo verde]

Hi null and void
FOFL at all your posts
you bring me joy
Hi westmex
what fun that you are here with us
Val, your photos are wonderful
grannie, I had a ball with you
tomkit, you're the best
celtic gal, here's a kiss
Mo, honey, I'm going to sleep
sweet dreams lovely girl
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Palo, I've decided that from now on,..I'm sleeping all day and posting all night. What's a woman to do? Good Mornging all.......

[grannie9]

and a good mornging to the rest of you too! lol

[acnielsen guy]

if only ac guy were a bit more continental

Mon cherie Palo,

Madame, the Baron tells me that the Baroness is indisposed and regrets they are unable to accept our invitation join us in our personal box at the Teatro de la Opera for a performance of the ballet “Don Quijote,” tomorrow evening. Our invitation to the Baron was a social obligation, which we have now fully discharged.

In light of this most fortunate development, our first thoughts were, could we hope to persuade our cher Palo, accompanied of course, by our very dear friend the discrete and noble Grand Dame IX, to favour us with their gracious presence by accepting our churlish invitation. We realize of course Madame, that we are putting you to a great inconvenience by requiring you to rearrange your colander calendar, on such short notice, to satisfy our impetuous desires.

Believe me Madame we would never have countenance such an audacious assault upon good manners had we not observed a certain mutual attraction between us. We assure you Madame, that your kindness will not go un-rewarded. We have a little ruby trinket, which has been in our family for several hundred years, to match your red shoes, which we pray you will wear. Naturally, we have a bagatelle for the good Madame GD IX.

Incidentally, the Duke and Duchess of Alba will be in attendance and we selfishly, wish to have all eyes to be upon the beauty in the loge of your humble servant and most devoted chevalier.

I await your gracious acceptance.

Your friend and admirer,

Le Conte AC de BC