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The Taliban Man (To the tune of "Candy Man")
Self | September 16, 2001 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/16/2001 2:56:38 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Who can take a Nutcase
Make him seem Kewl
Cover Him with Excuses and a Hideout or Two
The Taliban Man
The Taliban Man Can
The Taliban Man Can 'Cause he mixes it with Dough
And Makes the World Blow Up
Who Can take a Woman
And wrap her in a Robe
Cover her face 'til you just see an earlobe
The Taliban Man
The Taliban Man Can
The Taliban Man Can 'Cause he has a real good Scam
And Makes the World Blow Up
And the World Blows Up
'Cause The Taliban Man is very Corrupt.....


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To: Maceman
Candy Man (ignore the music which first starts, scroll about 1/3 the way down the page to Candy Man)
21 posted on 09/16/2001 4:09:54 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck
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To: Maceman
LOL that's a keeper! Bookmarked.
22 posted on 09/16/2001 4:10:58 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck
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To: HiTech RedNeck
LOL!!! Music too!
23 posted on 09/16/2001 4:14:36 PM PDT by firewalk
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To: Maceman
righteous rage

Another pedantism (I hate to do it... but)... how about "righteous wrath." Oh well. Rage'll do just fine to describe how we all feel about this !!!

24 posted on 09/16/2001 4:43:08 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck
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To: doug from upland
FYI
25 posted on 09/16/2001 7:36:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
No, The Candy Man is definitely the worst song ever written.
26 posted on 09/20/2001 10:23:08 PM PDT by pariah
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm still waiting for Jesse Jackson to make his plea for Osama to come settle this with a "talk."

We know you are out there...Osama.
Hiding with yo sista...and yo mama.
We are involved now in a... melodrama.
Because some say that you, my brother, are a bombah.
So please get on yo camel.... or yo llama.
And come to speak peace with us, Osama.
Let us end this terror-rama.
Peace, homina homina homina.

Or something like that.

27 posted on 09/20/2001 10:29:19 PM PDT by Storm Orphan
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To: HiTech RedNeck
I have heard the story of the assassins and their hashish. Speaking as one who in his long ago youth had some slight experience with hash oil one evening, I have a question. How could somebody smoking that stuff find his own arse with both hands and a flashlight, not to mention killing somebody. It made me feel totally passive.
28 posted on 09/26/2001 4:19:47 AM PDT by cpressroll
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