Hooters and Terrorism: Wonder Woman & BCCI ("I, Bubba" book excerpt)

Laissez Faire City Times ^ | September 17, 2001 | Bill Clinton (Typing by P.J. Gladnick)

[PJ-Comix]

This is Chapter 27 of Bill Clinton's tell-all book, "I, Bubba." It was written shortly before the terror attack last Tuesday. I was hired by Mr. Clinton to type his book but now I am wondering if I should continue in this endeavor in light of recent events. What do you think?

[d14truth]

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[Plummz]

Excellent work.

[PJ-Comix]

Click on that Laissez Faire City Times link and you will see a REALLY HOT Wonder Woman graphic. Very risque but ohhh so NICCCCCEEEE!!!

[Tunehead54]

Oh! PJ Baby ... Oh! Don't stop now! Don't stop! Don't stop Don't stop now! Oooooh baby!

Since you asked ... Good work! Someday, likely by dribs and drabs, his legacy will be so thoroughly trashed as to be worthy of nothing but mental erasure. X42 who?

[Maceman]

Definitely keep going on this. It is very useful, and in time will be a useful yet amusing tool for analyzing the Clinton years.

I must confess, though I find your song lyric writing skills a bit lacking, I am filled with admiration for your other well demonstrated talents. ;-)

[Plummz]

Ha, I saw that graphic sideways on Orlin Grabbe's page earlier today.

[PJ-Comix]

As to my songwriting abilities, I did write an underground hit song parody about "Big John." Unfortunately I can't post it here because it is over the edge risque.

[PJ-Comix]

Oh! PJ Baby ... Oh! Don't stop now! Don't stop! Don't stop Don't stop now! Oooooh baby!

If only Wonder Woman would say that to me.... Anyway I'll continue typing up Clinton's book, "I, Bubba." One big reason is I want to find out from him why, if he had Wonder Woman and Sharon Stone action, did he even bother with Monica?

[Tunehead54]

I should've asked who is wonder woman and where is she now?

Must have been younger than her hubby? Pics anyone?

Thanks!

[PJ-Comix]

YUM! YUM!

[PJ-Comix]

YUM! YUM!.... DROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!

[Tunehead54]

PJ:

Uhh ... so Lynda Carter (the REAL Wonder Woman - See above) was his wife or just looked like her?

Enquiring minds are confused? I had to search to see who the "real" WW was to post this - I do have to admit that say as a young sprat when channel-surfing I would get stuck on the WW show but never was a true fan so don't know much about her.

[PJ-Comix]

And here she is in her civvies. YUM! YUM!

[PJ-Comix]

FYI

[winged1]

I can't help but think that if members of the Senate Intelligence Committee were more on top of the terrorist threat instead of on top of which ever intern they could maybe we wouldn't be in the fix we're in now.

[sneakypete]

Calling Wonder Woman (Linda Carter) a "hottie" might be the only true thing Bubba bin Bombing ever said.

[sneakypete]

Besides everything else being incredible,she has incredible eyes.

[sneakypete]

BTW,I remember her being on "The Battle of the Network Stars" back when I first started watching tv,and she was in some kind of swimming event. The promo had her climbing out of a pool in a tight swim suit,and I SWEAR her nipples had muscles! You really had to see her reach up to grab the pool ladder bars and climb out to believe it. Somebody had to tell me who it was because I could never manage to look at her face.

[PJ-Comix]

They should drop pictures of Wonder Woman over Afghanistan. That will make most of the men give up on the Taliban.

[sneakypete]

>>They should drop pictures of Wonder Woman over Afghanistan. That will make most of the men give up on the Taliban. <<

Those guys are afraid they will get turned on it they see the elbow of somebody's fat grandmother. Photos of Linda Carter in a wet swimsuit would probably cause all of them to "stroke-out" (no pun intended. HONEST!),and could save us from having to fight them.

[PJ-Comix]

I think this whole Taliban thing is mostly one big fraud. I doubt that even most of the Taliban leaders believe in that stuff. Why? Because of the news accounts I've read about the terrorists. Shortly before they hijacked the planes they celebrated by getting drunk at strip clubs and having lap dances performed on them. Sure doesn't sound like they were following the rules of the Taliban. And remember these were the hard core followers of Osama Bin Laden.

[sneakypete]

>>I think this whole Taliban thing is mostly one big fraud.>>

Jimmy Swaggart,Jim Baker,generations of Priests in Russia informing on their followers to the KGB,the Vatican selling diplomatic passports to escaping Nazi's,The Crusades,Pat Robertson getting caught using his donor's money to buy a DC-10 for his gold mine in South Africa,etc,etc,etc. I know most people here won't agree with me,but religion is mostly a scam operated by it's leaders for wealth and power,and supported by followers who enjoy the thought that everybody but them will burn in hell forever.

[freedomnews]

Jackson Stephens,

[PJ-Comix]

FYI

[Clemenza]

As a banker down in Miami (albeit, one who entered the local financial sector after BCCI), I am quite familiar with this scandal (FYI: BCCI had one of its largest locations near the Miami financial district on Brickell). I remember seeing Linda Carter talking about her husband's involvement on Lifetime (go ahead and mock me. I frequently stop on Lifetime or El Show de Cristina when channell surfing). Damn, I loved Wonder Woman when I was a kid.

[fightu4it]

Yeah...yeah...yeah! Many thousands of people in this Country know the details.

THE BIGGER QUESTION IS WHETHER ANYONE IN A POSITION TO DO SO WILL EVER BRING THEM TO ACCOUNT!!!

[PJ-Comix]

I remember seeing Linda Carter talking about her husband's involvement on Lifetime

What did she say or were you even listening?

[Clemenza]

Actually, I was listening and she said she felt that hubby was rail-roaded, that she will always love him, etc.

[PJ-Comix]

Somehow I don't think Wonder Woman is an expert in the intricacies of International Banking. I doubt she even heard most of what was said during the BCCI hearings. I just wish she would pose nude on a Web paysite and use the money raised to donate to the Red Cross. That should bring in hundreds of thousands. Plus I know she has to look better than those nude shots of Dr. Laura.

[RJayneJ]

Thanks for the heads up! };^D)

[NeoCaveman]

Thanks for the pix PJ
Hey hobbes have you seen an xsessively curious coquette, lately.

[hobbes1]

Thanx for the bump bro....Not yet, but you can be sure she's lurking about...

[PJ-Comix]

The biggest Howard Stern Website on the Net just featured this article at the VERY TOP of their page. Take a look HERE.

BABBABOOOIEEEEEE!!!!!

[xsmommy]

when i saw Hooters in the title, i was somehow sure you would have been here already....

[NeoCaveman]

i'm just here for the Banking and Terrorism

[xsmommy]

yes, of course. and i thought mad cows might be involved, myself...

[NeoCaveman]

Do you know that you cannot say "mad cow" without tempting us to tell the PMS joke.

[steve-b]

I think you're painting with too broad a brush. There is an underlying truth, though: when any type of organization, including a religious sect, grows to a certain point it attracts leaders who care about the perks and power rather than the original ideals.

It is His Disciple
(Ere Those Bones are dust )
Who shall change the Charter,
Who shall split the Trust--
Amplify distinctions,
Rationalize the Claim;
Preaching that the Master
Would have done the same.

--Rudyard Kipling

[steve-b]

If Clinton were caught in Wonder Woman's magic lasso, he'd probably spontaneously combust.

[NeoCaveman]

If Bubba got lassoed by WonderWoman he wouldn't even make it to the sink in time.

[Wm Bach]

I've always loved her big juicy orbs.

Those lovely, blue orbs that can melt you when they break into tears, or cast a come-hither look at you in the lenscrafter ads.

[wingnuts'nbolts]

Religion by Karl Marx= opiate of the masses. Seems to be true.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

I'm bumping this because it's pretty friggen funny. Good job PJ.

[PJ-Comix]

I've always loved her big juicy orbs.

Somehow Wonder Woman should use her incredible Hooters to raise funds for the Red Cross. Back during WWII there were ads proclaiming "Lucky Strike Goes To War!" Maybe this should be updated to "Hooters Goes To War!"

[PJ-Comix]

They should drop leaflets with Wonder Woman's pic on those Taliban fighters in Afhanistan. The leaflet should say, "Use this coupon to surrender and allow yourself one free grab on these Hooters upon surrendering!" Okay, the latter part would be a lie about grabbing the Hooters but the surrender part we would honor. :-)

[steve-b]

Well, that, too -- I was thinking about the effect of being compelled to tell the truth. That would affect Clintigula the way sunlight affects Dracula.

[PJ-Comix]

It's depressing to think that Wonder Woman's first husband was a sleazy drug addict and her second one is a sleazy lawyer who has given tons of dough to Clinton.

[steve-b]

While that magic lasso does have... interesting... possibilites, a friend of mine pointed out some drawbacks to that truth thing. ("Do you ever fantasize about other women?" "Does this costume make my thighs look fat?")