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Hooters and Terrorism: Wonder Woman & BCCI ("I, Bubba" book excerpt)
Laissez Faire City Times ^ | September 17, 2001 | Bill Clinton (Typing by P.J. Gladnick)

Posted on 09/17/2001 2:07:38 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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This is Chapter 27 of Bill Clinton's tell-all book, "I, Bubba." It was written shortly before the terror attack last Tuesday. I was hired by Mr. Clinton to type his book but now I am wondering if I should continue in this endeavor in light of recent events. What do you think?
1 posted on 09/17/2001 2:07:38 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (pj@pjcomix.com)
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3 posted on 09/17/2001 2:14:54 PM PDT by d14truth
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To: PJ-Comix
Excellent work.
4 posted on 09/17/2001 2:22:52 PM PDT by Plummz
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To: Plummz
Click on that Laissez Faire City Times link and you will see a REALLY HOT Wonder Woman graphic. Very risque but ohhh so NICCCCCEEEE!!!
5 posted on 09/17/2001 2:27:59 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Oh! PJ Baby ... Oh! Don't stop now! Don't stop! Don't stop Don't stop now! Oooooh baby!

Since you asked ... Good work! Someday, likely by dribs and drabs, his legacy will be so thoroughly trashed as to be worthy of nothing but mental erasure. X42 who?

6 posted on 09/17/2001 2:33:34 PM PDT by Tunehead54
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To: PJ-Comix
Definitely keep going on this. It is very useful, and in time will be a useful yet amusing tool for analyzing the Clinton years.

I must confess, though I find your song lyric writing skills a bit lacking, I am filled with admiration for your other well demonstrated talents. ;-)

7 posted on 09/17/2001 2:36:07 PM PDT by Maceman
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To: PJ-Comix
Ha, I saw that graphic sideways on Orlin Grabbe's page earlier today.
8 posted on 09/17/2001 2:43:37 PM PDT by Plummz
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To: Maceman
As to my songwriting abilities, I did write an underground hit song parody about "Big John." Unfortunately I can't post it here because it is over the edge risque.
9 posted on 09/17/2001 2:44:03 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Tunehead54
Oh! PJ Baby ... Oh! Don't stop now! Don't stop! Don't stop Don't stop now! Oooooh baby!

If only Wonder Woman would say that to me.... Anyway I'll continue typing up Clinton's book, "I, Bubba." One big reason is I want to find out from him why, if he had Wonder Woman and Sharon Stone action, did he even bother with Monica?

10 posted on 09/17/2001 2:46:23 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
I should've asked who is wonder woman and where is she now?

Must have been younger than her hubby? Pics anyone?

Thanks!

11 posted on 09/17/2001 2:59:36 PM PDT by Tunehead54
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YUM! YUM!


12 posted on 09/17/2001 3:06:56 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Tunehead54
YUM! YUM!.... DROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!


13 posted on 09/17/2001 3:19:00 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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PJ:

Uhh ... so Lynda Carter (the REAL Wonder Woman - See above) was his wife or just looked like her?

Enquiring minds are confused? I had to search to see who the "real" WW was to post this - I do have to admit that say as a young sprat when channel-surfing I would get stuck on the WW show but never was a true fan so don't know much about her.

14 posted on 09/17/2001 3:38:15 PM PDT by Tunehead54
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To: Tunehead54
And here she is in her civvies. YUM! YUM!


15 posted on 09/17/2001 3:44:45 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: RJayneJ
FYI
16 posted on 09/17/2001 5:05:11 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
I can't help but think that if members of the Senate Intelligence Committee were more on top of the terrorist threat instead of on top of which ever intern they could maybe we wouldn't be in the fix we're in now.
17 posted on 09/17/2001 5:19:33 PM PDT by winged1
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To: PJ-Comix
Calling Wonder Woman (Linda Carter) a "hottie" might be the only true thing Bubba bin Bombing ever said.
18 posted on 09/17/2001 7:16:14 PM PDT by sneakypete
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To: PJ-Comix
Besides everything else being incredible,she has incredible eyes.
19 posted on 09/17/2001 7:37:42 PM PDT by sneakypete
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BTW,I remember her being on "The Battle of the Network Stars" back when I first started watching tv,and she was in some kind of swimming event. The promo had her climbing out of a pool in a tight swim suit,and I SWEAR her nipples had muscles! You really had to see her reach up to grab the pool ladder bars and climb out to believe it. Somebody had to tell me who it was because I could never manage to look at her face.
20 posted on 09/17/2001 7:41:23 PM PDT by sneakypete
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They should drop pictures of Wonder Woman over Afghanistan. That will make most of the men give up on the Taliban.
21 posted on 09/17/2001 7:47:55 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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>>They should drop pictures of Wonder Woman over Afghanistan. That will make most of the men give up on the Taliban. <<

Those guys are afraid they will get turned on it they see the elbow of somebody's fat grandmother. Photos of Linda Carter in a wet swimsuit would probably cause all of them to "stroke-out" (no pun intended. HONEST!),and could save us from having to fight them.

22 posted on 09/17/2001 7:55:52 PM PDT by sneakypete
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I think this whole Taliban thing is mostly one big fraud. I doubt that even most of the Taliban leaders believe in that stuff. Why? Because of the news accounts I've read about the terrorists. Shortly before they hijacked the planes they celebrated by getting drunk at strip clubs and having lap dances performed on them. Sure doesn't sound like they were following the rules of the Taliban. And remember these were the hard core followers of Osama Bin Laden.
23 posted on 09/17/2001 8:05:10 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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>>I think this whole Taliban thing is mostly one big fraud.>>

Jimmy Swaggart,Jim Baker,generations of Priests in Russia informing on their followers to the KGB,the Vatican selling diplomatic passports to escaping Nazi's,The Crusades,Pat Robertson getting caught using his donor's money to buy a DC-10 for his gold mine in South Africa,etc,etc,etc. I know most people here won't agree with me,but religion is mostly a scam operated by it's leaders for wealth and power,and supported by followers who enjoy the thought that everybody but them will burn in hell forever.

24 posted on 09/17/2001 8:46:45 PM PDT by sneakypete
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To: PJ-Comix
Jackson Stephens,
25 posted on 09/17/2001 8:49:14 PM PDT by freedomnews
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To: BigWaveBetty, Clemenza, dennisw, goseminoles, Leper Messiah, Luis Gonzalez, otterpond, woollyone
FYI
26 posted on 09/18/2001 5:01:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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As a banker down in Miami (albeit, one who entered the local financial sector after BCCI), I am quite familiar with this scandal (FYI: BCCI had one of its largest locations near the Miami financial district on Brickell). I remember seeing Linda Carter talking about her husband's involvement on Lifetime (go ahead and mock me. I frequently stop on Lifetime or El Show de Cristina when channell surfing). Damn, I loved Wonder Woman when I was a kid.
27 posted on 09/18/2001 7:46:51 AM PDT by Clemenza
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Yeah...yeah...yeah! Many thousands of people in this Country know the details.

THE BIGGER QUESTION IS WHETHER ANYONE IN A POSITION TO DO SO WILL EVER BRING THEM TO ACCOUNT!!!

28 posted on 09/18/2001 8:06:11 AM PDT by fightu4it
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To: Clemenza
I remember seeing Linda Carter talking about her husband's involvement on Lifetime

What did she say or were you even listening?

29 posted on 09/18/2001 9:10:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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Actually, I was listening and she said she felt that hubby was rail-roaded, that she will always love him, etc.
30 posted on 09/18/2001 9:34:16 AM PDT by Clemenza
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Somehow I don't think Wonder Woman is an expert in the intricacies of International Banking. I doubt she even heard most of what was said during the BCCI hearings. I just wish she would pose nude on a Web paysite and use the money raised to donate to the Red Cross. That should bring in hundreds of thousands. Plus I know she has to look better than those nude shots of Dr. Laura.
31 posted on 09/18/2001 10:21:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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Thanks for the heads up! };^D)
32 posted on 09/18/2001 7:18:24 PM PDT by RJayneJ
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To: PJ-Comix, hobbes1
Thanks for the pix PJ
Hey hobbes have you seen an xsessively curious coquette, lately.
33 posted on 09/18/2001 7:21:37 PM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: dubyaismypresident
Thanx for the bump bro....Not yet, but you can be sure she's lurking about...
34 posted on 09/19/2001 4:14:28 AM PDT by hobbes1
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To: RJayneJ
The biggest Howard Stern Website on the Net just featured this article at the VERY TOP of their page. Take a look HERE.

BABBABOOOIEEEEEE!!!!!

35 posted on 09/19/2001 5:23:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: hobbes1,dubyaismypresident
when i saw Hooters in the title, i was somehow sure you would have been here already....
36 posted on 09/19/2001 5:26:47 AM PDT by xsmommy
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i'm just here for the Banking and Terrorism
37 posted on 09/19/2001 5:37:48 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: dubyaismypresident
yes, of course. and i thought mad cows might be involved, myself...
38 posted on 09/19/2001 5:41:06 AM PDT by xsmommy
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Do you know that you cannot say "mad cow" without tempting us to tell the PMS joke.
39 posted on 09/19/2001 5:55:28 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: sneakypete
I think you're painting with too broad a brush. There is an underlying truth, though: when any type of organization, including a religious sect, grows to a certain point it attracts leaders who care about the perks and power rather than the original ideals.
It is His Disciple
(Ere Those Bones are dust )
Who shall change the Charter,
Who shall split the Trust--
Amplify distinctions,
Rationalize the Claim;
Preaching that the Master
Would have done the same.
--Rudyard Kipling
40 posted on 09/19/2001 6:08:09 AM PDT by steve-b
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To: PJ-Comix
If Clinton were caught in Wonder Woman's magic lasso, he'd probably spontaneously combust.
41 posted on 09/19/2001 6:09:20 AM PDT by steve-b
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If Bubba got lassoed by WonderWoman he wouldn't even make it to the sink in time.
42 posted on 09/19/2001 6:10:31 AM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: PJ-Comix
I've always loved her big juicy orbs.





Those lovely, blue orbs that can melt you when they break into tears, or cast a come-hither look at you in the lenscrafter ads.

43 posted on 09/19/2001 6:14:16 AM PDT by Wm Bach
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To: sneakypete
Religion by Karl Marx= opiate of the masses. Seems to be true.
44 posted on 09/19/2001 6:19:19 AM PDT by wingnuts'nbolts
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm bumping this because it's pretty friggen funny. Good job PJ.
45 posted on 09/19/2001 6:21:43 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost
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I've always loved her big juicy orbs.

Somehow Wonder Woman should use her incredible Hooters to raise funds for the Red Cross. Back during WWII there were ads proclaiming "Lucky Strike Goes To War!" Maybe this should be updated to "Hooters Goes To War!"

46 posted on 09/19/2001 6:29:48 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
They should drop leaflets with Wonder Woman's pic on those Taliban fighters in Afhanistan. The leaflet should say, "Use this coupon to surrender and allow yourself one free grab on these Hooters upon surrendering!" Okay, the latter part would be a lie about grabbing the Hooters but the surrender part we would honor. :-)
47 posted on 09/19/2001 6:33:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: dubyaismypresident
Well, that, too -- I was thinking about the effect of being compelled to tell the truth. That would affect Clintigula the way sunlight affects Dracula.
48 posted on 09/19/2001 7:08:54 AM PDT by steve-b
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To: steve-b
It's depressing to think that Wonder Woman's first husband was a sleazy drug addict and her second one is a sleazy lawyer who has given tons of dough to Clinton.
49 posted on 09/19/2001 7:13:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
While that magic lasso does have... interesting... possibilites, a friend of mine pointed out some drawbacks to that truth thing. ("Do you ever fantasize about other women?" "Does this costume make my thighs look fat?")
50 posted on 09/19/2001 7:28:34 AM PDT by steve-b
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