Muslims galled by Tinawat's pig-fat jibe (Part two)

bangkokpost ^ | 18 September 2001

[jedi150]

Muslims galled by Tinawat's pig-fat jibe

                   Islamic community told to stay united

                   A Thai Rak Thai MP who emailed President George Bush suggesting he drop pig-fat
                   bombs on Islamic terrorists has invoked the wrath of his colleagues.

                   Tinawat Maruekapitak, a list-MP, said he told the US president he could forsake
                   nuclear-tipped rockets and Tomahawk cruise missiles and instead use pig-fat bombs
                   or spray pork fat from planes when he retaliates for last week's attacks.

                   Suranand Vejjajiva, Thai Rak Thai spokesman, said Mr Tinawat's action was ``totally
                   inconsiderate to people's feelings and insensitive to the delicate situation the nation
                   faces''. He should choose his words more carefully.

                   ``Individual opinions can, of course, be expressed in a democratic country like
                   Thailand. But one must be held responsible for his or her words. In this case Mr
                   Tinawat's point of view is not that of Thai Rak Thai's, and he is to be condemned for
                   his poor suggestion,'' Mr Suranand said. Mr Tinawat's conduct would be raised at a
                   party meeting today.

                   Imron Maruleem, a Muslim senator, said Mr Tinawat's action would upset the local
                   Islamic community.

                   ``I don't know who got him into saying this. He might not know that the Muslims do
                   not find this kind of joke funny, particularly at this time. He has unnecessarily stirred
                   hatred against himself,'' Mr Imron said.

                   In a televised address, Sawas Sumalayasak, a Muslim spiritual leader, called on Thai
                   Muslims to remain united and comply with the government's policy regarding the US
                   attacks.

                   Former foreign minister Surin Pitsuwan, a senior Democrat and a Muslim, said Mr
                   Tinawat acted childishly without thinking of the consequences.

                   Mr Tinawat said he had sent off the email with good intentions and had not intended
                   to offend Muslims.

[Heisenburger]

Suranand Vejjajiva, Thai Rak Thai spokesman, said Mr Tinawat's action was "totally inconsiderate to people's feelings and insensitive to the delicate situation the nation faces."

Not to mention completely hilarious.

[aimhigh]

To win this war, we get Pakistan's help, and then give Afganastan to Pakistan when we are done.

[ET(end tyranny)]

Not only hilarious, but it is the answer!

Other countries have used this sucessfully and were left alone.

[Brett66]

He has unnecessarily stirred hatred against himself

All you have to do is live in America........

[nagdt]

Everyone chant now: P*I*G*P*I*G*P*I*G*!!!! Whatever it takes to subdue these complete freaks of nature!

[Untouchable]

Can you send chitlin's by Fed-Ex?

[magellan]

I remember a guy in the Air Force who wanted to drop pig carcasses onto the town squares of major Muslim cities. He figured the sight of pigs expoding and pork shrapnel splattering all over the populace might be seen as a cataclysmic event.

[Paleo Conservative]

I just ate a ham sandwich. I was thinking how great it would be to send Osama Bin Laden a ham sandwich by airmail and make him eat it. For desert perhaps some depleted Uranium slugs.

[Alkhin]

GW got this email??

ROFL!!!!

I bet he laughed his head off!! Who cares if the Muslims are offended! Will it offend Bin Ladin? Will it offend Hussein?

Then order up!

[ET(end tyranny)]

Thread 1

[DeckTheHallsHolly]

let'em sit out in the sun and gas up a bit before launching so it will spread farther.

[Quietly]

As an Iowan, I vote we eat the pork tenderloins and send the gristle over, not the good bits.

[steveegg]

Go for the daily double; ham and cheese.

[jedi150]

GW got this email??

I hope PETA does!

[steveegg]

Would that be People Eating Tasty Animals, or People Excellently Tossing Animals?

[ET(end tyranny)]

We need to use this pork business after we get bin Laden. Or more precisely make it known. Well KNOWN that anything dropped into their area ready to explode will have a bag of pig entrails attached externally! So that pig/pork guts are going to fly f--a---r and WIDE!

[cicero's_son]

Why under Heaven should this offend ordinary, law-abiding Muslims???

Bin Ladin and his fellow sons of whores are going to hell anyway....right, imams?

Right?

Hello, imams...are you out there?

[ET(end tyranny)]

According to their beliefs they can't be anywhere near pork, they won't go to Paradise. End of Holy War.

[Post Toasties]

I thought it was pretty humorous, myself. Who cares what pig fat-wa head bin Laden's buddies think?

[steveegg]

Along those lines, my highly unofficial sources have us preparing to use a new cluster warhead for the first time. Called the SHR-82P, it dispenses a payload of 318 jumbo shrimp. It can be mounted in the CEM dispenser, in the JSOW, or in the TLAM-D.

[ET(end tyranny)]

Believe it or not but read thread 1, other countries have done things like this and it worked! But we need to take the terrorists out at the same time. By using a pork item with the warhead, you gain the psychological advantage that they know in advance that when they die they are going straight to Hell!!

They wanted our people to call their parents to let them know what was to happen. Pay them back the same way!

[Post Toasties]

I thought it was pretty humorous, myself. Who cares what pig fat-wa head bin Laden's buddies think?

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Calling all piggy lovers :)

[Post Toasties]

Ooops. Sorry about accidental repost.

[knews_hound]

Thank you for posting this, I needed a good laugh tonite.

But you know, now that I think about it....

[Post Toasties]

How about a pigshit aerosol spray?

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Stealth version.

B2 Pig

Hover pigs

Pig SCUD

Service Award Pigborne Division

F-at in formation (Operation Porkbarrel)

F26 Pig launched from Flight Deck

Recon Pig

The Mother of All Bombs

[js1138]

America, the great bacon.

[xm177e2]

do not find this kind of joke funny

So? It's not like they're going to kill him...

Oh, wait, never mind. Good luck Tinawat!!

[terilyn]

The new, official, military vehicle:

[flushed with pride]

Maybe he was implying in his creative suggestion that we should drop Jerold Nadler (D-NY) on them , that is, if our Air Force had a plane that could take off with that much of a payload. NADLER---the other greasy fat meat.

[JMJ333]

heh!

[AndyJackson]

then give Afganastan to Pakistan when we are done.

Some gift. What is Pakistan going to do with it, when the British and the Russians could not run the place.

[Alberta's Child]

Why do I think that Tinawat Maruekapitak translates to "Howard Stern" in English?

[gcruse]

The horror! The horror!

[ET(end tyranny)]

Those were GREAT! LMAO

[Goetz_von_Berlichingen]

An historical precedent:
In one of the more bizarre episodes of warfare in the ancient world, the Romans attempted to use flaming pigs to frighten off the war elephants of King Pyrrhus of Epiros. The pigs were apparently covered with pitch, ignited, and stampeded towards the Epirotes. It was not a stunningly successful innovation.

'Cry "Hamhock" and let slip the pigs of war'

[jedi150]

And one H#!! of a barbeque afterwards!

[Cultural Jihad]

Who cares if the Muslims are offended! Will it offend Bin Ladin? Will it offend Hussein? Then order up!

It would be a futile gesture. bin Laden and Hussein are not Muslims, they are murderous infidels.

[NatureGirl]

'Cry "Hamhock" and let slip the pigs of war'

Bravo! May I add -

"I love the smell of frying bacon in the morning. It smells like...victory!"

[FITZ]

Better inform the FR pc crowd, they will be outraged that this man hurt the feelings of the Muslims we are about to go to war with.

[budwiesest]

Anyone ask the pigs how they feel about this?

[FITZ]

I remember a guy in the Air Force who wanted to drop pig carcasses onto the town squares of major Muslim cities. He figured the sight of pigs expoding and pork shrapnel splattering all over the populace might be seen as a cataclysmic event.

LOL!!!! Let the British do that, they just had a lot of practice blowing up cow carcasses.

[Texas Gal]

Does anyone remember a political cartoon years and years ago right after the Ayatollah Khomeini died that showed him being ushered into a place, ostensibly hell, by someone saying "The great Satan will see you now" and Satan waiting beyond the door was the grinning twin of Jimmy Carter?

[Free Vulcan]

That is THE most pants pissin', funniest thing I have seen in a long long time.

[Focault's Pendulum]

Anyone ask the pigs how they feel about this?

Hillary, Rosie, Babs, and Barbara Eden all have a vacant look about them if you ask me.

[Mike K]

Oh that was great! I can hardly read through the tears of laughter in my eyes.

Can I use it? With attribution of course!

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Take it away, it's all yours!