Freeper suggestions for fixing the "Bin Ladin" problem

Self | Sep 19, 2001 | The Duke

[marty60]

Get their MONEY. The country must be put back into the stone age. NO roads. NO electricity. NO water. NO phones.No houses. NOTHING. Then memo their friends and say, Your Next!

[uglybiker]

1. Take Bin Ladin on a vacation to Alaska.

2. Smear his body with bacon grease.

3. Introduce him to the bears.

I propose a slight variation on that...

1. Take Bin Laden to San Francisco.

2. Smear his body with baby oil.

3. Introduce him to the locals.

[tacticalogic]

I kind of like a minimalist approach. A single round, between the eyes, in full view of witnesses who neither saw nor heard anything. The only thing to distinguish it from divine intervention would be that lightning bolts don't come in .308.

[patriciaruth]

Although I agree that revenge/anger is a good emotion right now, it has mostly escaped me. I degenerate into bottomless pit of the stomach grief/horror whenever I stop repressing the reality.
Cold and terrible resolve is mostly the overlying mental mood and discipline I have had to adopt to keep it together.

[patriciaruth]

The country must be put back into the stone age. NO roads.

That wouldn't be much revenge. They are already back in the stone age and they only have five roads in their whole country.
Surely we can do better than that.

[patriciaruth]

We have to show them that they won't get to Muslim heaven but instead will die with the pigs.

My husband thinks you want to send them to hog heaven....