[terilyn]

I like it. It'd be cost effective too. We wouldn't actually have to do it, just say we are. They've got half of the US running around scared of biological or chemical warfare and they haven't done anything yet. Just the thought of it is enough to send us running to buy a gas mask. An announcement that US bombs and bullets are lubricated with bacon grease should send them into a panic at least as high as the one we're going through.

[Jefferson Adams]

An announcement that US bombs and bullets are lubricated with bacon grease should send them into a panic at least as high as the one we're going through.

Yep. And like you said, way cost effective :)