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NEWBIES: Please Take the Simple Newbie Test
DFU | 9-30-01 | dfu

Posted on 09/30/2001 10:30:34 PM PDT by doug from upland

Newbies sometimes resent it when we read a reply from them and dismiss them because they are new to our forum. The reason is that sometimes mind-numbed sheeple come to this forum just to cause trouble. They come from cesspools such as the RAT underground and democraps dot commie. I have no time to spend with those still on their ceremonial kneepads for Scumbag.

So, to cut to the chase, if a newbie responds to me and on the surface appears to be foolish, I will refer him to this post and 10 questions I would like answered. If he/she cannot answer them, he/she is not worth any discussion or debate time.

1 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton raped Juanita Broaddrick.

2 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton committed multiple perjuries in a deposition and before the grand jury.

3- [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton and Bernie Schwartz should be cellmates because of the transfer of technology to the ChiComs.

4 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton assaulted Kathleen Willey in the White House when she desperately came pleading for a job.

5 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton had his aides leave a pile of rocks on a beach without rocks when he was in Normandy so he could make a cross and have a phony photo-op.

6 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton was responsible for the deaths of brave Rangers in Somalia because he refused to send in armored support which could have saved their lives.

7 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton tried to fix a federal sexual harassment lawsuit and deny a plaintiff her day in court.

8 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton's nose is a great big W.C. Fields' red because of a cocaine problem.

9 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton pushed to allow tens of thousands of criminal aliens to become citizens in 1996 so they could vote for the RATS.

10 - [ ]yes [ ] no - Bill Clinton showed utter disdain for those who wear the uniform by discussing life and death military matters with a congressman on the phone while an intern was servicing him under the desk.

If any of you newbies deny any of the above, I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to read what you write. I don't want you for a friend. I don't want you for a neighbor. I don't even want you in my country. You are part of the problem.


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1 posted on 09/30/2001 10:30:34 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
bump for late-night venting!
2 posted on 09/30/2001 10:38:37 PM PDT by JMJ333
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To: doug from upland
I'm glad you didn't go to 11,some of them might have to take their shoes off to count that high.
3 posted on 09/30/2001 10:40:04 PM PDT by mdittmar
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To: doug from upland
Aw come on Doug. The reason a lot of these newbies come to this site is because they really don't know the answer to these questions. If we tossed every newbie who couldn't do a 10-for-10 on this quiz, Free Republic would be a very small place.

There are lot of people out there who believe what the left-wing media have been telling them. But once they get a good healthy dose of the truth, they start to come around and they become some of our most stalwart members.

4 posted on 09/30/2001 10:40:09 PM PDT by Bryan
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To: doug from upland
The answer to question 8 is NO.

His nose is not red, it's turning purple.

5 posted on 09/30/2001 10:42:18 PM PDT by Nogbad
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To: doug from upland
Gee doug,tell us how you realy feel.I have to agree with you though.I don't think we would be in the mess we are in today if it wasn't for x42.I just wish the media would quit giving him so much face time.
6 posted on 09/30/2001 10:42:41 PM PDT by eastforker
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To: doug from upland
Uh-oh! I said "no" to #8, even though I am not a newbie! I still want to be your friend, Doug, but I thought that cocaine destroyed the INSIDE of the nose? Wouldn't the big red outside of the nose be more from rosacea, exacerbated by hours in the hot sun in front of whatever camera is on??

Good questionnaire!

7 posted on 09/30/2001 10:42:53 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: doug from upland
Newbies sometimes resent it when we read a reply from them and dismiss them because they are new to our forum

I'm still focusing my attention towards those who have tenure, and continue to spew drivel.

I've been told to "stop feuding"

8 posted on 09/30/2001 10:44:32 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: doug from upland
How long is a newbie a newbie? And, most importantly, when do they become a FreeBie?
10 posted on 09/30/2001 10:46:48 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: NOTE TO ALL
A Newbie doesn't have to answer yes to all of them. I'd like to see some where they just don't know and would like to be educated. If they refuse to take the test or answer no to all, they are here from the RAT underground or some such cesspool. They are time wasters.
11 posted on 09/30/2001 10:47:02 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
I want to lobby for added questions...

11] [y] [n] Do you believe that Bill Clinton purposely bombed an Aspirin Factory [killing innocent people] to deflect attention away from impeachment?

12] [y] [n] Do you Clinton forgot he gave his mother 30,000 dollars [at a time when he was making only 50,000 dollars a year as governor of arkansas] and only remembered it when he read his mothers memoirs? heheheh

12 posted on 09/30/2001 10:47:20 PM PDT by JMJ333
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To: doug from upland
First a few questions for you:

What is your time definition of a newbie?
Is it generally accepted that all "newbies" arrive brain dead?
Is there a "trial period" followed by some sort of rite of passage?
What name is given to a newbie once they graduate?

And just a general observation: I take it you don't really like x42 very well. :)

13 posted on 09/30/2001 10:48:27 PM PDT by I am still Casey
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To: The Contrarian
Please let me know where you stand on the questions. You don't have to agree on all of them. Maybe we could help inform you.
14 posted on 09/30/2001 10:49:29 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Oh my, this is good. I can't stop laughing.
15 posted on 09/30/2001 10:50:16 PM PDT by Jean S
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To: doug from upland
Okay, yes to all of the above squared! ( although I am getting older by the day!) LOL
16 posted on 09/30/2001 10:52:13 PM PDT by ladyinred
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To: doug from upland
Rather cute. Dan Rather, of course. Rather not, that is. Or Katie Couric. Walter P38 Cronkite.

Yes to everything.

17 posted on 09/30/2001 10:53:25 PM PDT by The Other Harry
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To: doug from upland
Incredibly important questions; particularly the one about the rocks on the beach.
18 posted on 09/30/2001 10:53:25 PM PDT by atafak
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To: Yaelle
I thought it was from booze.
19 posted on 09/30/2001 10:57:11 PM PDT by garyhope
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To: I am still Casey
First a few questions for you: What is your time definition of a newbie? -- I suppose the last several months or, in some cases, if I haven't read what they've written

Is it generally accepted that all "newbies" arrive brain dead? --- Absolutely not. Most come here with some disdain for Scumbag and in time learn to really hate him. I like that.

Is there a "trial period" followed by some sort of rite of passage? --- No trial period. They just have to avoid being blithering idiots and spouting the DNC party line. If they use key words like "stolen election," "killing old people and babies," "poisoning the water," or "oil man," they have nothing I want to hear.

What name is given to a newbie once they graduate? --- Why, FReeper, of course.

And just a general observation: I take it you don't really like x42 very well. :) --- Surprisingly, I thought I loathed him as much as was humanly possible. After seeing him rush to NY and fondle female victims, the loathing became even more intense. His destruction of our security, which some of us have been screaming about for 8 years, is why we had 9-11-01.

20 posted on 09/30/2001 10:58:01 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: atafak
Welcome Newbie (one day) - what are YOUR answers to the questions.
Semper Fi
21 posted on 09/30/2001 10:58:31 PM PDT by river rat
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To: atafak
You're absolutely right! That incident and numerous others like it show what a fake and a phony i42 was/is ..... he cared much more about appearances than he did anything of substance. Oh, wait a minute ...... there were things of substance that he cared about ..... cocaine, for example.
22 posted on 09/30/2001 10:59:45 PM PDT by kayak
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To: doug from upland
u da man
Semper Fi
23 posted on 09/30/2001 11:00:22 PM PDT by river rat
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To: doug from upland
I knew all the right answers to these questions long before I came her a couple of months ago. And anyone who thimks they can intimidate me by being here longer can line up to kiss my a$$.
24 posted on 09/30/2001 11:02:24 PM PDT by SurferDoc
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To: river rat
My answers? The less of one's life one spends contemplating the Clintons, the better one's digestive system works.
25 posted on 09/30/2001 11:05:28 PM PDT by atafak
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To: doug from upland
Thanks for answering my questions, and now I'll answer yours.

That will be ten "yeses", although #5 is actually a guess since I was not aware of the background -- but a rather easy and obvious guess.

I have more fear of Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-Hell), but x42 was the one with the pen and the camera so he was the one that actually inflicted the most damage.

26 posted on 09/30/2001 11:09:58 PM PDT by I am still Casey
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To: atafak
Incredibly important questions; particularly the one about the rocks on the beach.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Very keen observation. You recognized that Clinton has had disdain for those who have served their country. He thinks they are suckers. He showed it a long time when he led a demonstration in England in which our flag was burned. He deceived Col. Eugene Holmes, a Bataan death march victim.

Clinton allowed the Rangers to die in Somalia. I've spoken with the father of a Ranger who bled to death, Capt. James Smith. His son Jamie could have easily been saved had armored support for which they were begging been allowed to come in. Ranger buddies actually cried when they apologized to Capt. Smith for not being able to break through so they could save his son. Besides those killed, over 70 were hospitalized from their wounds. When Scumbag went to the hospital to pose for photo ops, several of the men refused to have their picture taken with him because they did not want to dishonor the uniform.

The rocks on the beach were more than symbolic. Using that venue, Normandy, the place where the brave turned the tide in saving the world from the Nazis, was unforgiveable. He defiled their memories for a stinking phony photo-op. So, yes, you are very perceptive. It was more than just a few rocks. It reflected his entire attitude.

27 posted on 09/30/2001 11:10:32 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
I'm a newbie, and I'm happy to report that I passed. (Do I get extra credit if I can't stand the sight of his ugly, lip-biting mug, his skinny, wagging fingers and his fat, pasty white legs?)
28 posted on 09/30/2001 11:11:43 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
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To: SurferDoc
I'm glad you're here.

The point of this post was to try to smoke out those from the RAT underground who come here just to put out crap and waste our time. I would like to recognize them for who they are right away so we don't play their game. We can have legitimate disagreements but, for goodness sake, there are some who come here and still claim that Scumbag did not commit perjury.

29 posted on 09/30/2001 11:14:35 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: garyhope
Nope, it was from cocaine. During the 2000 campaign, stories were floated about Bush cocaine use in his younger days. Larry Elder's producer called me and wanted some guests to talk about Clinton's cocaine use. I lined up Pat Matriciana, producer of THE CLINTON CHRONICLES, and my friend L.D. Brown, a former trooper and Clinton bodyguard. The three of us were on the show with Elder.

There are several people who are witnesses to his cocaine use. On the back of Brown's book, CROSSFIRE: WITNESS IN THE CLINTON INVESTIGATION, is a picture of Scumbag coked out of his mind in Boca Raton. I have talked to Dr. Sam Houston on the phone who told me about the cocaine overdose in the early '80s when Scumbag was brought into the U of Arkansas med center.

The L.A. crowd who heard Elder's show called in and were screaming at us. They just didn't want to hear it about their hero. Among other things, I think it is the cocaine that helped make him a psychopath.

31 posted on 09/30/2001 11:20:39 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
Absolutely you get extra credit. What can you tell us about your dad's Iwo Jima experience?
32 posted on 09/30/2001 11:22:26 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: garyhope
That may be, but his cocaine usage is fairly well documented. His brother is on record describing him as possessing a nose "like a Hoover vacuum cleaner." Of the medical records he did release, he had surgery performed on his nose that is only done to repair damage done from snorting cocaine or speed. The impeached former President was a coke fiend while Governor of Arkansas and probably also as President.
33 posted on 09/30/2001 11:23:07 PM PDT by altair
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To: SurferDoc
Bump for backbone! Welcome aboard!
34 posted on 09/30/2001 11:23:12 PM PDT by JMJ333
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To: atafak
".... the better one's digestive system works.

Strange, you should say that..... I find the simple mention of Clinton's name encourages a "movement".
Semper Fi

35 posted on 09/30/2001 11:23:23 PM PDT by river rat
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To: doug from upland
WOW! I expected to disagree with some.

How could I get 100% on this test?

Ahhhh yes, Bimbo Coercer. . . . that makes it easy.

36 posted on 09/30/2001 11:24:59 PM PDT by Quix
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To: Artemisia Vulgaris
Some of you people at this site are weird.

ROFL ... wait'll you meet the rest of 'em. Weird isn't quite strong enough. However, that is why we have "sidebar monitors" to delete offensive threads and offensive posts. The objective is to preserve credibility of this forum, while at the same time adhering to our country's principle of free speech.

Welcome to FReeRepublic, AV! It is a pleasure to meet you.

37 posted on 09/30/2001 11:25:01 PM PDT by JudyB1938
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To: Artemisia Vulgaris
A Newbie is someone who recently began posting on FreeRepublic. Most come here because they heard of this site and are looking to see the left exposed and our Constitution protected. Some, however, come here from the bowels of the DemocRAT machine and just want to cause trouble. I want to see those jerks exposed right away like cockroaches in the light of day. (Sorry to offend cockroaches.)
38 posted on 09/30/2001 11:25:13 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: howlin
Uh oh ... given your take on rethinking everything Klayman ever said about Clinton you may find yourself a Newbie! =)
39 posted on 09/30/2001 11:26:43 PM PDT by Askel5
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To: JeanS
Please give the test to any of your RAT friends. The answers are usually interesting. They usually do not have a clue.
40 posted on 09/30/2001 11:28:49 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: JMJ333
Thank you, JM333!
41 posted on 09/30/2001 11:29:02 PM PDT by SurferDoc
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To: doug from upland
how about this one:

in his new museum should bill clinton and bill maher display their noses in a glass case with a pair of monica's panties between the two?

a pox on them!

42 posted on 09/30/2001 11:29:13 PM PDT by rockfish59
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To: doug from upland
I don't have many dem friends but if I gave this test to the few I know I would guess that they maybe would get one right. And that's being generous on my part.
43 posted on 09/30/2001 11:32:41 PM PDT by Jean S
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To: Bryan
You're right Bryan. Some come here not having a clue. Most of the population has never heard of Juanita Broaddrick. The current head of NOW, Kim Gandy, said on O'Reilly that she thought the rape had been investigated by law enforcement officials. I guess she thought Scumbag had been cleared. I've always believe that if everyone in America knew that Scumbag was a rapist, he would be shunned almost everywhere. Even the stupid who can't following things like technolgy transfer and treason understand rape.
44 posted on 09/30/2001 11:33:38 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: JeanS
I don't have many dem friends but if I gave this test to the few I know I would guess that they maybe would get one right. And that's being generous on my part.

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In this age of electronic information, I still marvel at how the average person is not aware of all the things Scumbag has done. If you can, give a few the test and give us a report.

47 posted on 09/30/2001 11:36:16 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
A+ I passed the "simple" test with flying colors. Maybe I could put an A+ after my name so oldies take it easier on me? Nah. I'll let my words speak for themselves. Can't wait for the next test.
48 posted on 09/30/2001 11:37:44 PM PDT by lara
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To: Smittyat90210
I'm sorry you missed the point of this post. It was to get in the faces of those on Clinton kneepads who simply have not wanted to hear the truth.

If I've ever said anything to you to cause you to stand up and throw a verbal punch at me, I apologize.

49 posted on 09/30/2001 11:42:48 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: Smittyat90210
You're right about certain clicks on the forum. Human nature I guess. Still, there are a bunch of great people here, and lots to be learned. Welcome. [bringing out the wagon!]
50 posted on 09/30/2001 11:43:59 PM PDT by JMJ333
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