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Crazy American Laws (Some humor for a sad day...)
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Posted on 10/04/2001 2:38:55 PM PDT by thefactor

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To: CJ Wolf
"Miami: Illegal to go around imitating animals. "

So can we arrest Reno now?

ROTFLMAO!

61 posted on 10/05/2001 1:38:03 PM PDT by Slip18
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To: Xenalyte, bolt-action-223
"And how did you get to be the Appropriateness Police?"

Maybe IT think this is ITS forum.

62 posted on 10/05/2001 1:40:00 PM PDT by Slip18
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To: riley1992, Hillary's Lovely Legs
Rochester: Anyone bathing in public must have his or her bathing suit inspected by a police officer.

FYI, I've just been appointed bathing suit inspector. Gee, too bad it's raining today!

63 posted on 10/05/2001 1:41:23 PM PDT by LJLucido
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To: thefactor
Harrisburg: Illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

Well, I suspect I don't have to worry about breaking this law.

64 posted on 10/05/2001 1:45:15 PM PDT by NittanyLion
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To: thefactor
I think I know my boundaries. I think a lot of people here know their boundaries as well.

Boundaries!? We don't need no stinkin' boundaries!!

65 posted on 10/05/2001 1:57:41 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: LJLucido
You used to be a cop. Now you are not so you can't be the bathing suit inspector. Try again, hotstuff. LOL
66 posted on 10/05/2001 2:03:04 PM PDT by riley1992
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To: LasVegas Dave, conspiratoristo; Pontiac; Lady_GOP; Bikers4Bush; DrJ'sFirst; CommieWatcher;
Cleveland: Women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

This law must be repealed at once. We are not the Taliban. LOL.

67 posted on 10/05/2001 5:02:33 PM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: riley1992
A woman's hair legally belongs to her husband, consequently she's not allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

As it should be!

68 posted on 10/05/2001 8:51:25 PM PDT by hobbes1
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To: hobbes1
I don't know what you're smoking but you must have paid a fortune for it.
69 posted on 10/05/2001 9:02:34 PM PDT by riley1992
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To: riley1992
Smoking?????///I am not a Libertarian dear.
70 posted on 10/05/2001 9:14:52 PM PDT by hobbes1
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To: hobbes1
Hmmmmmmm, I am and I don't smoke pot, either. What is your point, "dear"?
71 posted on 10/05/2001 9:18:08 PM PDT by riley1992
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To: riley1992
Couldn't resist the shot
72 posted on 10/05/2001 9:20:43 PM PDT by hobbes1
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To: hobbes1
You missed.
73 posted on 10/05/2001 9:21:33 PM PDT by riley1992
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To: riley1992
my target is daft and agile....
and yes i spelled it right
74 posted on 10/05/2001 9:25:12 PM PDT by hobbes1
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To: hobbes1
Having trouble with the caps key, are we?
75 posted on 10/05/2001 9:26:17 PM PDT by riley1992
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To: riley1992
No...not really, you always find an in..doncha?
76 posted on 10/05/2001 9:29:21 PM PDT by hobbes1
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To: hobbes1
It's a skill.
77 posted on 10/05/2001 9:33:32 PM PDT by riley1992
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To: riley1992; hobbes1
You two done with the cat fighting yet? Thanks for the bumps though. Yet somehow with the recent events (CHEIF negotiator), I kinda feel guilty for laughing. Be good everyone.
78 posted on 10/05/2001 9:37:24 PM PDT by thefactor
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To: riley1992
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79 posted on 10/05/2001 9:38:16 PM PDT by Dubya
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To: thefactor
My apologies. I didn't mean to interrupt your intellectual thread with those barbs. Sheesh.
80 posted on 10/05/2001 9:48:00 PM PDT by riley1992
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