Caption this Photo - Hillary Visits AF Reserve Base

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[Jen]

Here's the "official" caption, but freepers can do much better!

Speaking to reporters about national defense and the status of a proposed new round of BRAC, Sen. Hillary Clinton stands with 107th Air Refueling Wing commander Col. James W. Kwiatkowski Sept. 28. Clinton visited the Niagara Falls Air Reserve Station with Rep. John Lafalce (D-NY) to talk to members of the 107th Air Refueling Wing (NYANG), the 914th Airlift Wing (AF Reserve) and Coast Guard reservists temporarily based here. (Released 107th ARW PAO) Photo by: SENIOR AIRMAN CHANTHALA VONGDARA, 107TH AIR REFUELING WING

[sig226]

Col. James W. Kwiatkowski introduces the new military dirty look weapon to the media. The weapon is aimed at one of the reporters, who will be smoked.

[rintense]

Ok, is it me, or does the ribbon she wears get larger and larger with each photo op?

[appeal2]

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

[appeal2]

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

[Texaggie79]

"I'm here as the congress ambassador for the military. It is my job to help decide what tactics we should take.
I really think we need to send some of those green ones over there and a couple of those bomber thingies. I also think the big black one that can fly standing still would help as well."

[rockchalkjayhawk]

what the guy to her right is thinking...
If she'd ever change that d*mn black pant suit, maybe she wouldn't smell so bad.

[concerned about politics]

107th Air Refueling Wing commander Col. James W. Kwiatkowski :
"I know 50 ways to kill a person, and right now they won't ley me use even one of 'em."

Sen. Hillary Clinton :
"All these patriotic baby killers will be bowing before me when I become president of the United Socialist States of America."

[GoldnGate]

I wonder emmmmmmmmmmmmmm if I took Viagra .... If I would feel more sensual when wearing "O'le Crusty" ...

[Jen]

Ok, is it me, or does the ribbon she wears get larger and larger with each photo op?

I guess it would be too much to hope for that the evil witch is *melting* instead?

[syriacus]

Col. Kwiatkowski:

Why does she keep hogging the microphones?
They've directed the last ten questions to me and she hasn't let me answer even one.

[stylin_geek]

The guy on her right is thinking, "Oh my God!, the rumors about her lack of personal hygiene are true."

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Hill thinks "ah, Niagara Falls. Imagine how many witnesses and how much evidence a person could get rid of there. I'll have to put my death squad on it as soon as I ditch out of this BS. Oops, did I say that out loud?"

[SpottedBeaver]

"Sniff, Sniff".... Actually, I can think of something worse than that. I just can't post it on FR.

[PokeyJoe]

Arkansas Senator from New York: Burp! oh my, excuse me. I just had a meatball sub sandwich that my adoring husband bought while he was with our daughter shopping. Did you people in the press see how many bikinis he bought me? tee hee hee, I'm so in love.

Colonel: Damn, this be-atch has a big butt. I bet I could land my tanker on her big fat butt. Hey, what's that on her big fat butt - oh my god, it's a streak!

[TheLurkerX]

What the guy to her right is thinking....

b-*-t-c-h, b-*-t-c-h, b-*-t-c-h & b*tcho was her name-o...

[kcvl]

Those are NOT rumors!

I know that they were all so glad that she could stop by.

[hole_n_one]

7,000 dead?....That's nothing! Let me tell you about the time I was making a speech on health care.......

[spiker]

"Listen to me, I am the Hildebeast"

[redhead]

Dang! Is that "OLD CRUSTY" again?? I'll bet that suit smells like burning hair in an outhouse. Mother of pearl!