Caption this Photo - Hillary Visits AF Reserve Base

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[syriacus]

Col. Kwiatkowski:
If she does that camel imitation one more time......

[WhirlwindAttack]

Col. James Thinking...Damn I never have a box cutter when I need one!

[lds23]

Is that a bayonet up my butt or are you just happy to see me?

[f.Christian]

Darth Vadress...you have to tell us what time you were planning to shut down the Empire--force field!!

[PokeyJoe]

Mentally projecting her thoughts to reporters about national health care defense and the status of a proposed new round of BRAC and MEATBALL SUB SANDWICH WITH CHEEEEEEESE, Sen. Hillary Rod-ham Clinton ate a ham sandwich before the 107th Air Refueling Wing commander Col. James W. Kwiatkowski Sept. 28, much to his surprise.

Clinton used the bathroom at the Niagara Falls Air Reserve Station with Rep. John No-Face (D-NY) to discuss 1-ply versus 2-ply toilet paper appropriation rules with members of the 107th Air Refueling Wing (NYANG), the 914th Airlift Wing (AF Reserve) and Coast Guard reservists temporarily based here. All in attendance agreed that the Senator's time would be better spent buying some fresh underwear, using new perfume, and applying less eye shadow.

[f.Christian]

Name--rank and serial number--is that all you are going to tell me??

[Hillary 666]

Hitlery: "Well I just know that everybody loves me. People who criticize me are just like the Taliban. I was just worried sick about Chelsea when the WTC towers got hit. New Yorkers just loved the parade of celebrities who came through the WTC wreckage, but they really wanted to see me."

Col. James W. Kwiatkowski: "I would rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a wife or daughter named Hillary. Dear God, please grant me the willpower to not crack Hitlery's skull with my service .45."

[InvisibleChurch]

"Me and Ol' Crusty are in charge now."

[Hillary 666]

Hitlery looks just the same way that she did the night that GW gave his speech--she looks like she just swallowed a lemon.

[bird humming]

Same crusty pantsuit, but the eyeballs aren't rolling...

[Gordian Blade]

Yuck, yuck, yuck. But seriously, folks, doesn't she remind you of every smug, thinks-she-knows-it-all, left-wing teacher you ever had in high school (if you went to a public high school in a liberal state like I did)? Every time I look at her I wonder how I can get out of her class. Unfortunately, I live in NY State.

[concerned about politics]

The guy in the back is praying she'll go away.

[Havisham]

Cayuga wins with:

Get a barrel. This b--ch is going for a ride.

[concerned about politics]

Please tell me Kwiatkowski's hand is not on her massive buttocks !!!!

[martian_22]

I read she was voted most likely to be the whore of babylon. A strange twist of fate altered her destiny at a NOW meeting.

She learned the art of dining-out, so to speak and acquired a taste for hot box lunches at the Y. But that's another story....

[Reaganesque]

Senator Hillary Clinton demonstrates to gathered reporters her solution to the threat of chemical and biological attacks by sucking all of the air out of the room.

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Senator Hillary Clinton demonstrates to reporters how she won the "How Many Cluster Munitions Can You Hold In Your Butt Cheeks" contest. She then thanked the Colonel and his staff for sharing this most cherished and little known traditional Air Force ceremony with her.

[Ol' Sox]

Col. James W. Kwiatkowski:

"Nope...not even with a 10 foot pole. Definitely not."

[The Raven]

Can't you get her tongue moving up and down like that PLO woman?

[concerned about politics]

Speaking to reporters about national defense and the status of a proposed new round of BRAC, Sen. Hillary Clinton stands with 107th Air Refueling Wing commander Col. James W. Kwiatkowski Sept. 28. Clinton visited the Niagara Falls Air Reserve Station with Rep. John Lafalce (D-NY) to talk to members of the 107th Air Refueling Wing (NYANG), the 914th Airlift Wing (AF Reserve) and Coast Guard reservists temporarily based here.

Unfortunately for Madame Marxist, only the Col., 2 body guards,one pet, and three members of the press bothered to show.
Out of all 6 people questioned after the speach, the Madams approval rating from the 6 still remains at 1%.
Breaking News....At this time, reports are still comming in that the Madam is still speaking, and the small crowd seems to be growing weary. There appears to be one....yes....I see one person still standing.