The Significance of the Number 11 - (This is too creepy)

email ^ | unknown | Dave Pawson

[VRWCmember]

No doubt you've seen the e-mail going around about the number "11" in relation to the WTC and Pentagon attacks of 9/11. If so, you are sure to enjoy David Pawson's response to it. Don't know who David is; however his response is hilarious! Be sure to read the response after the 'Original Email'.

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Original Email:
The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side look like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11

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Dave's response:

Oh my Gawd! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name David Pawson! I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.

Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it! Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too! Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."

I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS" - obviously can't trust them. I would rely on self-defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone please help? Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters.... Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!! Nooooooooooo!!!!!!

I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters.....

Oh my Gawd, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!

- - Dave

P.S. "IT'S BULLSH*T" also has 11 letters!

[VRWCmember]

If I were a gambling man, I would bet money that Dave is a FReeper.

[KayEyeDoubleDee]

How about all those 7-11's

[Krafty123]

hey 9/11 = 911 (phone number)

[freedom_from_socialism]

Great laugh!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!

[Question_Assumptions]

coincidence = 11 letters.

[Hoosier Patriot]

Poetic justice: 11 bullet holes in Osamas skull.

Greater poetic justice: If only I could be the one to put them there.

Hey, 11 words in that second one. Poetic indeed.

[VRWCmember]

Thought you all might like this one.

[rogers21774]

How about this one. 666 is the number of the Anti-Christ. "Anti-Christ" has 11 characters when you include the dash. 6+6+6=18. 18-11=7. Get it? 7-11, i.e. a lot of 7-11 stores are owned and operated by Arabs. Do you see the connection? That's really freaky man!

[ConservativeNJdad]

The funniest thing I have read in a long time. Everyone at work is staring at me.

[RetiredArmy]

Saw this a couple of days ago. We are still laughing at it. What a guy this Dave must be?!?!

[Kare Bully]

Osama Bin Laden is 13 letters World Trade Center is 16 letters 1+3+1+6=11. Also, this is the post number 11 in the thread.

[F-117A]

George W. Bush

[VRWCmember]

RetiredArmy=11 letters.

[RJayneJ]

LOL

Quote of the Day by scooby321

[F-117A]

p.s That's F-117A

[Wm Bach]

Good, good, good, good... the good eleven
It's almost as easy as multiplying by one.
Good, good, good, good eleven
Yes, eleven almost makes multiplication fun.

Some people get up at a quarter till seven
Other people I've met, till 8:45 or nine.
But I'm happy just a-hanging there till eleven.
Cause eleven has always been a friend of mine.

Good, good, good, good eleven
Never gave me any trouble till after nine.
Good, good, good, good eleven
Eleven will always be a friend of mine.

Now when you get a change to multiply by eleven,
It's almost as easy as multiplying by one.
You don't even have to use a pencil when you use eleven.
And eleven almost makes multiplication fun.
You know why?

Because you get those funny-looking double-digit-doojies as an answer.
Like 22, 33, 44 and 55.
66, 77, 88, and 99 is your answer
When you multiply 11 by 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9.

Good, good, good, good eleven
Never gave me any trouble till after nine.
Good, good, good, good eleven
I can always get the answer easy every time.

Now eleven times ten is the same is ten times eleven.
It's 110, no matter what you do.
And 121 is the answer to eleven times eleven.
And eleven times twelve is 132.

Eleven thirteens are 143 now (that's-a 1-4-3).
Eleven fourteens are 154 (dig it, that's 1-5-4),
1-6-5 and 1-7-6 are fifteen and sixteen.
You'd better pick up on the latter 'cause I ain't got time
to tell you any more.

I've got a date with the good eleven...
She never gave me any trouble till after nine.
Good, good, good, good eleven
Yes, eleven will always be a friend of mine!

[VRWC_minion]

I copy pasted the response by Dave into my word program and did word count starting with Oh! and guess what the count is?

You guessed it. There were eleven hundred (1,100) characters in his response. (seriously)

Coincidence ?

[537 Votes]

Henry Hudson discovered the island of Manhatten on September 11, 1609.

That may not have anything to do with the number 11, but it brings the thought of the first whites to see Manhatten, looking over the rail of their wooden sailing ship at a tree-covered landscape. Would any of them imagine the future cityscape -- let alone that 'great steel birds' would crash into immense towers of steel and glass and collapse them, exactly 392 years later?

It's only been in the last century that Henry Hudson and his crew would have been completely bewildered. Only in the last century did we start to build skyscrapers and aircraft. It was a remarkable century.

What will the next century bring? And if we were transported from today to a century hence, would we be as bewildered then as Hudson's crew would be now?

[japaneseghost]

You guys don't realize the significance of numbers in Islam.
They invented algebra.

BTW, 9 x 11 = 99, which is a very significant number in Islam.

[znix]

Ya know, thank god this didn't happen on the 23rd.