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Clinton Receives Salmonella
CNN | WJCLINTON

Posted on 10/25/2001 5:59:37 AM PDT by Fearless Flyers

He got himself in the news.


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1 posted on 10/25/2001 5:59:37 AM PDT by Fearless Flyers
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2 posted on 10/25/2001 6:02:02 AM PDT by kassie
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To: Fearless Flyers
Co ?
3 posted on 10/25/2001 6:02:36 AM PDT by michaelje
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To: Fearless Flyers; ofMagog; LadyX; COB1; Snow Bunny
I hereby authorize the complete hijacking of this thread.

That is, assuming it doesn't get yanked.

4 posted on 10/25/2001 6:03:42 AM PDT by Fred Mertz
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To: Fearless Flyers
samawho?
5 posted on 10/25/2001 6:03:50 AM PDT by freedomson
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To: Fearless Flyers
Who is salmonella? Does she do cigars?
6 posted on 10/25/2001 6:04:29 AM PDT by putupon
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To: Fearless Flyers
Hmmmm. I would have guessed that he would have received HERPES first. Course he is kind of a chicken.
7 posted on 10/25/2001 6:04:41 AM PDT by CPL BAUM
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To: Fred Mertz
Has the cheese-eating moose logged in yet?
8 posted on 10/25/2001 6:04:53 AM PDT by willyb_jr
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To: Fearless Flyers
Fearless Flyers = Clueless Flyers.............
9 posted on 10/25/2001 6:05:47 AM PDT by kahoutek
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To: Fearless Flyers
salmonella, is that all that is admitting to? if he had only released those medical reports, we would finally have been privy to all the STDs that he has received.
10 posted on 10/25/2001 6:06:15 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Fred Mertz
I hereby authorize the complete hijacking of this thread.

Ok everyone. I'm flying this thread to Cuba!

Fidel Lowbridge

11 posted on 10/25/2001 6:07:19 AM PDT by lowbridge
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To: Fearless Flyers
Musta been someone he ate.
12 posted on 10/25/2001 6:07:53 AM PDT by Critter
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To: michaelje
John King on CNN has this as breaking news..... Salmonella received in Clinton's Harlem office...like it's a big terrorist thingie. Then he finishes it off by saying somebody sent food and it rotted before anyone opened it. He said, it's as if you left chicken salad out on your counter and it went bad.

I don't understand what he meant by salmonella found in vials, but first impression is ...this is a big nothing!..

It's still breaking news, and interrupted by a press conference from Washington, on Anthrax. Wait till details are clear before making a big doo doo out of this....of course, the media will jump all over it to interject Clinton into the Anthrax/terrorist story.

13 posted on 10/25/2001 6:08:13 AM PDT by YaYa123
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To: Fearless Flyers
Wow! In addition to herpes, syphillis, and a MEAN case of genital warts, he's almost got the whole collection!
14 posted on 10/25/2001 6:08:24 AM PDT by Captainpaintball
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To: Fearless Flyers
If you mean that Clinton was infected with salmonella, I doubt it. Salmonella isn't an STD. ;-)
15 posted on 10/25/2001 6:08:52 AM PDT by Twodees
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To: Fearless Flyers
This may have come from his close friends in the 'Chicken' Business.
16 posted on 10/25/2001 6:09:16 AM PDT by KeepTheEdge
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To: xsmommy
I had a kidney infection a few weeks back; was I suppose to alert the media?
17 posted on 10/25/2001 6:09:29 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: Fearless Flyers
Is this her?

Delta 21

18 posted on 10/25/2001 6:09:48 AM PDT by Delta 21
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To: Fearless Flyers
Bookmarked for when I have time to read your entire story.
19 posted on 10/25/2001 6:09:57 AM PDT by freedomson
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To: Fearless Flyers
I'm sick of guys like you releasing this type of information on this site!

LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS!

20 posted on 10/25/2001 6:10:12 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: Fearless Flyers
Hey, how 'bout that John LeClair? Nobody's stronger on skates. Once he gets in front of the crease, it's like he grows roots there.

Oh, who's Samonalla?

21 posted on 10/25/2001 6:10:34 AM PDT by Physicist
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the thing is, you know he has been exposed to much worse than salmonella in his daily cavorting, but we are supposed to have our panties in a wad over his exposure to salmonella. the guy is a walking STD....
22 posted on 10/25/2001 6:11:17 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Fearless Flyers
Welcome to FR.
You have been nominated for the Psychoceramic Hall of Fame.
However, unless your post receives at least 300 reponses,
you will be forever seen as a foolish vanity poster.
If so, there is no hope.
You might as well give up.
It is the end.
You are doomed.
There is no forgiveness.
You have sinned.
It is too late for confession.
Apologies will do no good.
You will spend years posting rambling religious rants on FR,
using myriad random large fonts and various silly colors
and will be smeared with cheese daily.
Others will laugh at you.
No one will offer sympathy.
No one will care.
Your screams will go unheard.
Day after day after day after day you will suffer.
Finally, when you think nothing could be worse,
that there could be no worse torment than this,
that no one could possibly reject you more,

you will become a lawyer.

23 posted on 10/25/2001 6:11:37 AM PDT by ofMagog
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To: Critter
Tacko , Critter
24 posted on 10/25/2001 6:11:44 AM PDT by DooDahhhh
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To: putupon
Q.: Who is salmonella?

A.: Sal Monella is Ann Thrax's brother-in-law.

25 posted on 10/25/2001 6:11:52 AM PDT by Boss_Jim_Gettys
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To: lowbridge
Ok everyone. I'm flying this thread to Cuba!

Fidel Lowbridge

Not if we can help it- prepare to be tackled by every passenger on this thread! (And try not to stick us with the boxcutter.)

26 posted on 10/25/2001 6:12:11 AM PDT by piasa
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To: Fearless Flyers
Bill Clinton has got to be a oneman walking plague of STD's
27 posted on 10/25/2001 6:12:24 AM PDT by AmericaUnited
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To: YaYa123
This could be the most pathetic attempt at getting in the news.

Now Paula Zahn said whatever was in the vials spoiled and turned into salmonella; the "expert" says it had to be either chicken or eggs.

BUT, Paula advises us now that Clinton NEVER got near the salmanella.

Pathetic.

28 posted on 10/25/2001 6:12:34 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: DainBramage
LOL....next thing you know, we'll all be getting exposed to OLD EGGS.
29 posted on 10/25/2001 6:13:21 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: Judicial Watch
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30 posted on 10/25/2001 6:13:45 AM PDT by Senator Pardek
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To: Captainpaintball
So BJ is a chicken hawk too?
31 posted on 10/25/2001 6:14:02 AM PDT by Bigg Red
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To: Captainpaintball
Wow! In addition to herpes, syphillis, and a MEAN case of genital warts, he's almost got the whole collection!

Left out Hillary..... he's got that, too.

32 posted on 10/25/2001 6:14:09 AM PDT by bwteim
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To: xsmommy
People are dying of anthrax and he's whining about something anybody in the whole world could pick up at a salad bar.
33 posted on 10/25/2001 6:14:19 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: willyb_jr
Who? Dave? No, Dave's not here.

But a cigar smoking beaver has reported for duty.

34 posted on 10/25/2001 6:14:50 AM PDT by SpottedBeaver
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To: Twodees
If you mean that Clinton was infected with salmonella, I doubt it. Salmonella isn't an STD.

In Clintons case it could be... Think about it...

35 posted on 10/25/2001 6:14:52 AM PDT by DB
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To: Senator Pardek
ROFL.
36 posted on 10/25/2001 6:14:56 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: Howlin
BREAKING!!!

Lazamataz has a case of weaponized athlete's feet.

37 posted on 10/25/2001 6:15:19 AM PDT by piasa
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CNN's Paula Zahn and Dr. Zanjay Gupta are having a ball discussing what Clinton might have received in those 3 vials that spoiled and caused salmonella to form.

LOL (I've never received a vial of pork chops but who knows who is sending what to Clinton.) Officials say this has NOTHING to do with terrorists!! The vials were delivered to Cllinton's office 3 weeks ago, and oh praise the Lord, Clinton is not and never was, in any danger.

38 posted on 10/25/2001 6:15:42 AM PDT by YaYa123
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You're right....this should be in Breaking News...........LOL.
39 posted on 10/25/2001 6:16:12 AM PDT by Howlin
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"I don't understand what he meant by salmonella found in vials..."

after 8 years you still don't understand hillbilly?
I don't understand what he meant by salmonella found in "vittles....

40 posted on 10/25/2001 6:16:19 AM PDT by hoot2
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To: YaYa123
Pork chops? I accuse Jesse Jackson!
41 posted on 10/25/2001 6:16:48 AM PDT by Howlin
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42 posted on 10/25/2001 6:16:49 AM PDT by tomkat
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To: Howlin
Any chance of getting a section called Breaking Wind?
43 posted on 10/25/2001 6:19:03 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: Howlin

Are there long term consequences to a Salmonella infection?

Persons with diarrhea usually recover completely, although it may be several months before their bowel habits are entirely normal.  A small number of persons who are infected with Salmonella, will go on to develop pains in their joints, irritation of the eyes, and painful urination.  This is called Reiter's syndrome.  It can last for months or years, and can lead to chronic arthritis which is difficult to treat.  Antibiotic treatment does not make a difference in whether or not the person later develops arthritis.
 

44 posted on 10/25/2001 6:19:48 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: Fearless Flyers
My God, why doesn't the man hire a maid??
45 posted on 10/25/2001 6:21:17 AM PDT by kassie
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To: putupon
Naw, its a store bought meat to make sandwiches with.
46 posted on 10/25/2001 6:21:17 AM PDT by gulfcoast6
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To: Physicist
"Oh, who's Samonalla?"

simone was a hooker in crocodile dundee....did he catch something from her?

47 posted on 10/25/2001 6:21:18 AM PDT by hoot2
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To: DainBramage
Sorta like Author Ites is the son of Salmon Ella.
48 posted on 10/25/2001 6:22:17 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: DainBramage
Loose lips sink ships.

Loose slips show hips

49 posted on 10/25/2001 6:22:42 AM PDT by boothead
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To: YaYa123
Is it normal day-to-day salmonella?

Or is it a military grade/weaponized strain?

50 posted on 10/25/2001 6:23:11 AM PDT by Fred Mertz
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