Clinton Receives Salmonella

CNN | WJCLINTON

[Fearless Flyers]

He got himself in the news.

[Physicist]

Hey, how 'bout that John LeClair? Nobody's stronger on skates. Once he gets in front of the crease, it's like he grows roots there.

Oh, who's Samonalla?

[xsmommy]

the thing is, you know he has been exposed to much worse than salmonella in his daily cavorting, but we are supposed to have our panties in a wad over his exposure to salmonella. the guy is a walking STD....

[ofMagog]

Welcome to FR.
You have been nominated for the Psychoceramic Hall of Fame.
However, unless your post receives at least 300 reponses,
you will be forever seen as a foolish vanity poster.
If so, there is no hope.
You might as well give up.
It is the end.
You are doomed.
There is no forgiveness.
You have sinned.
It is too late for confession.
Apologies will do no good.
You will spend years posting rambling religious rants on FR,
using myriad random large fonts and various silly colors
and will be smeared with cheese daily.
Others will laugh at you.
No one will offer sympathy.
No one will care.
Your screams will go unheard.
Day after day after day after day you will suffer.
Finally, when you think nothing could be worse,
that there could be no worse torment than this,
that no one could possibly reject you more,

you will become a lawyer.

[DooDahhhh]

Tacko , Critter

[Boss_Jim_Gettys]

Q.: Who is salmonella?

A.: Sal Monella is Ann Thrax's brother-in-law.

[piasa]

Ok everyone. I'm flying this thread to Cuba!

Fidel Lowbridge

Not if we can help it- prepare to be tackled by every passenger on this thread! (And try not to stick us with the boxcutter.)

[AmericaUnited]

Bill Clinton has got to be a oneman walking plague of STD's

[Howlin]

This could be the most pathetic attempt at getting in the news.

Now Paula Zahn said whatever was in the vials spoiled and turned into salmonella; the "expert" says it had to be either chicken or eggs.

BUT, Paula advises us now that Clinton NEVER got near the salmanella.

Pathetic.

[Howlin]

LOL....next thing you know, we'll all be getting exposed to OLD EGGS.

[Senator Pardek]

.

[Bigg Red]

So BJ is a chicken hawk too?

[bwteim]

Wow! In addition to herpes, syphillis, and a MEAN case of genital warts, he's almost got the whole collection!

Left out Hillary..... he's got that, too.

[Howlin]

People are dying of anthrax and he's whining about something anybody in the whole world could pick up at a salad bar.

[SpottedBeaver]

Who? Dave? No, Dave's not here.

But a cigar smoking beaver has reported for duty.

[DB]

If you mean that Clinton was infected with salmonella, I doubt it. Salmonella isn't an STD.

In Clintons case it could be... Think about it...

[Howlin]

ROFL.

[piasa]

BREAKING!!!

Lazamataz has a case of weaponized athlete's feet.

[YaYa123]

CNN's Paula Zahn and Dr. Zanjay Gupta are having a ball discussing what Clinton might have received in those 3 vials that spoiled and caused salmonella to form.

LOL (I've never received a vial of pork chops but who knows who is sending what to Clinton.) Officials say this has NOTHING to do with terrorists!! The vials were delivered to Cllinton's office 3 weeks ago, and oh praise the Lord, Clinton is not and never was, in any danger.

[Howlin]

You're right....this should be in Breaking News...........LOL.

[hoot2]

"I don't understand what he meant by salmonella found in vials..."

after 8 years you still don't understand hillbilly?
I don't understand what he meant by salmonella found in "vittles....