Posted on 10/25/2001 12:26:32 PM PDT by Silly
Do you enjoy eating hot dogs? I hope you won't be put off by my frankness when I tell you that I absolutely love them. In fact, I enjoy no food item more than a freshly-boiled hot dog. Now, I've done a lot of movies, and it's true that I've worked with quite a few celebrities who did not share this opinion. I'm sorry to say that these people have always angered me.
There are two types of people in this world: those who eat hot dogs whenever it is possible to do so, and those who opt to do other things with their free time. Who do the latter think they are kidding? What pastime could be more rewarding than the consumption of hot dogs? I haven't yet found one, and I don't expect to in my lifetime. Unlike other foods, hot dogs can be eaten at any time, in any place, and it is not necessary to cook them. Now, I ask you: Why not eat hot dogs? They are delicious.
I carry a bag of hot dogs with me wherever I go. I eat them from the bag whenever I get the urge, regardless of the circumstances. When I make a movie, my hot dogs are my co-stars. If, in the middle of a scene, I decide I want to consume a hot dog, I do so. I waste the director's time and thousands of dollars in film stock, but in the end, it is all worth it, because I enjoy eating hot dogs more than I enjoy acting. This bothers some people. I was supposed to portray Batman, but when Tim Burton learned of my hot dog cravings, he asked Michael Keaton to wear the cape. To this day, I am peeved about this.
When we filmed The Dead Zone, I ate over 800 hot dogs a day. It was necessary. My character needed to come across as intense as possible, and I found the inspiration for that intensity in my intense love for hot dogs. The director, David Cronenberg, said that he would never work with me again. I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say [expletive deleted] him. He doesn't even like hot dogs.
I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a [expletive deleted] bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.
Next week: My thoughts on Woody Allen, hot dog hater and [expletive deleted] director.
Hot dog connoisseurs prefer the term "Snoutwurst".
my favorites are "Sabrette" (not available in cowtown)
and "Nathens" (available in supermarkets)
I don't think I could eat 800 a day, but I'm no Chris Walken
I also love cheese
If you haven't read the book, do. It really puts the film to shame.
And do you believe the column, "I'm an Angel Now" (or something like that) written by Jon Benet Ramsey was really written by her?
A glance at the ingredients list reveals a fascinating item -- 'Beef Lips'.
Okay, fair enough, but the next item on the list is 'Other Beef Byproducts'.
Now ask yourself what sort of beef parts you'd be reluctant to name after cheerfully admitting you tossed beef lips into that big blender.
Still, cut into little flat discs and tastefully arranged, the Red Hot Mamas do make excellent party favors...
Sabrettes are the best, but I can only get them (at consumer friendly prices) when we travel to NY
Cheese on dogs rock, and nothing beats the street vendor onions YUM
My hole family is from the south,(I was born and raised in Cincy though), and we would go down and visit my grand parents. Ate a lot of Vienna sausages down there.
Not dissing the south. It's my heritage.
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