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The three litle pigs
Email joke

Posted on 11/07/2001 10:07:13 AM PST by tophat9000

I know it's not political but had to post it.

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The mind of a six year old is wonderful!

Here's a true story from the First Grade...

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.

She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he probably said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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I don't know why but I been busting up for the last ten minuets over this one( maybe it's just me),I didn't see the punch line coming.
1 posted on 11/07/2001 10:07:13 AM PST by tophat9000
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To: tophat9000
My grandson said the following when asked who he thought was responsible for WTC attack.
"I think it was Al Gore cuz he is still mad about losing the election."
He is just 8 years old. :~D
2 posted on 11/07/2001 10:17:35 AM PST by cuz_it_aint_their_money
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To: tophat9000
Beautiful!
3 posted on 11/07/2001 10:58:29 AM PST by RLK
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To: Slip18
"PING!"
4 posted on 11/07/2001 11:00:12 AM PST by Cyber Liberty
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To: tophat9000
Humor bump!
5 posted on 11/07/2001 11:58:37 AM PST by jimt
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To: Cyber Liberty; xsmommy; hobbes1; dubyaismypresident; RikaStrom
Thanks, Cyber!

This is too good not to share with the class.

6 posted on 11/08/2001 5:16:41 AM PST by Slip18
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To: Slip18
Thanks for the bump, Slip.

Freeping hillary.org as we speak. hehehehehe

7 posted on 11/08/2001 5:26:05 AM PST by NeoCaveman
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To: dubyaismypresident
I think I'll go there, too. hehehehehe!
8 posted on 11/08/2001 5:32:11 AM PST by Slip18
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To: Slip18
Great punchline!
9 posted on 11/08/2001 8:36:39 AM PST by RikaStrom
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