Former First Daughter Writes First Person Account of Sept. 11...(Barf Alert)

The Oregonian ^ | 11/8/01 | The Associate Press

[aShepard]

Priceless!!!!!!!!

[Dane]

she(Chelsea Clinton) stopped to pray and thank God that her mother was a senator

Amazing. The whole time I was watching events unfold on the morning of Sept. 11, I was praying for the people in the collapsing buildings. Oh well, we all have different priorities.(mountaineer)

You are correct, amazing. If there isn't a scientific study saying that "arrogance or hubris" is or is not genetic, those actions by Chelsea should start one.

[cardinal4]

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

[EggsAckley]

I wouldn't have believed I had many innocences left

What the heck kind of English is this? Innocences? This girl is double-digit, IMHO.

[Sloth]

LOL... I would pay good money to know that Chelsea was sitting in front of a computer at Oxford, reading this thread and crying her eyes out!

[JulieRNR21]

This was a silly attempt to make the 3 stories sound similar enough for the lapdogs to swallow. Still during the worst tragedy in America's history she was able to be a partisan hack!! This fruit did not fall far from the tree.
Pray for GW and the Truth

She comes across as spoiled & politically obsessed....but what else would one expect considering her genes & environment....I'll add this...
The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

I pray for BUSH & for the Truth daily!

[jacquej]

Listen up, folks. The real problem we have is that the democrats eat this stuff up.

We do not havae a plan for that, no matter how much we are disgusted... They love this crap, will pay for it, will slaver over it, and there isn't a lot we can do about it.

That, to me, is more disgusting than her babble.

[itsinthebag]

"She and her Secret Service agents, that is. What happened to the jogging story her mother tried to pass off on the gullible press? What a freakin' load of tripe.

Clinton signed an executive order extending secret service protection for his daughter for 6 months (this according to Barbara Olson's new book on the Clintons). That would have ended in June of this year.

[mountaineer]

Oh, like that is so true.

[jporcus]

"Before Sept. 11 I wouldn't have believed I had many innocences left," begins the four-page story in the December issue of the magazine. "I had seen people who had lost everything and everyone they loved to war, famine, and natural disasters. ... Despite all that, I woke up that Tuesday morning feeling good about where I was in my life and happy about where I was going."

Just a few sentences and the word "I" is already mentioned 6 times. Looks like she takes after her father ... or her mother ... or both.

[WhiteKnuckles]

It's time for Hillary to chime in now, I guess, and make it a BARF hat trick.

The day is still young ...

[Howlin]

Well, don't read the OTHER Clinton thread today...........you won't have a smile when you're done and your blood pressure will be through the roof!

[MAWG]

I think the Secret Service was taking her exams for her at Stanford. This bitch is so stupid she cant even string a coherent thought together in a single sentence. I have often thought that there was something congenitaly wrong with her. I dont think that Bill is her father. I think that her real father is Janet Reno.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Tripe like this makes me proud to be a Clinton-hater!

[NYCVirago]

Union Square is about a mile away from the World Trade Center. What a load of crap.

Isn't Union Square more like 4 miles away from the WTC? At any rate, it definitely was not one of the areas closed, even temporarily, due to the WTC collapse.

[mountaineer]

Chelsea still has bodyguards, presumably Secret Service, at Oxford. It's not unreasonable to believe they were with her in New York in September, considering they've been with her since early October in England.

[Destructor]

Oh, yeah- right! The Towers are crumbling, and she is worried about President Bush's Tax Cut!?! These people are shameless in their attempts to exploit a tragedy/atrocity for political gain!!! Isn't this a form of necrophilia?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Go easy on poor little Chelsea. She'll lie alot better in the future.

Right now Bill and Hillary are just "taking the training wheels off" to let her misstate, obfuscate and eventually perjure on her own. It is touching watching this little demonic creature leave the nest and test out her own unsteady abilities to poison whatever good remains in America,

(Fleeing the attack on the Twin Towers worrying about Bush's tax cut? These despicable whores never cease to amaze.)

[looscannon]

A perfect example of nature vs. nurture.

I'm not sure. (I am sure! But not sure goes so well with nature and nurture, I just HAD to say it.) I know, I know, my writing needs structure.