[PetroniDE]

My "Cattribution" for the day.

[PetroniDE]

Thought you might like this one. Same website as your giving the cat the pill thread.

[brat]

. "Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap." HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!

[anniegetyourgun]

No way....DOGS RULE. I saw the movie and the fat cat gets it in the end....

[walden]

That's great! I hope you don't mind, but I sent it to a friend. Our theory was always that the cats were doing serious research into quantum mechanics. :)

[jmp702]

"Hey you, human, did this months 'Feline of Fortune' come in the mail today?"

[JoeSchem]

3. Has recently been acting somewhat... aloof.

Get a Burmese. They will not leave you alone. They make dogs seem aloof.

[SAMWolf]

World Domination??? ME???

[tacticalogic]

Recently seen conspiring with two mice, one of whom is named "Pinky".

[nothingnew]

"I hates meeces cats to pieces!"

FMCDH

[FairWitness]

[mewzilla]

LOL. But my kitty wouldn't be caught dead watching CNN. It's FOX for him. Gee, now I'm really worried. Do you think this is why he never misses Rumsfeld's briefings??

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

ping

[Alas]

Gotta save this, thanks.

My cat only does about 12, am I safe?

[Alas]

opps, make it 13, i just went into the kitchen and looked on the floor, he as spilled cat food and it does say

"Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head."

Never would have figured it, he's always been such a, well, good cat.

[LibKill]

I knew there was a reason I didn't like those disgusting little furballs.

[lexington minuteman 1775]

Hey I have seen that puppy chow commerical where the dog launches through the door. Methinks the dogs are planning an counter attack.

[Ganymede]

BRING IT ON!

[SERE_DOC]

I just love cat!

[Let's Roll]

Never forget that behind that angelic expression is a ... cat

[willyboyishere]

In an interesting French film I saw MANY years ago called J'etaime, J'etaime, I remember a character proposing the theory that cats already ruled the world, since they are treated like untouchable royalty by everyone who "owns" them, they are fed, coddled, deferred to in every way, and that all our "civilization" is just an accidental by-product of our total subjugation to cats. Very intriguing proposition that may be true.

[Moonman62]

The name of their organization is "Al Kitty."

[BunnySlippers]

Ha! I'm going to show this to my cat Harley ... he'll enjoy it (or not).

[Gandalf_The_Gray]

Don't know about "World Domination" but I found this under the bed:

Cat Diary

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage....

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

Good luck!
Regards,
GtG

[Alabama_Wild_Man]

"tattoo"...blueprint of the UN Building
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I just love a good UN Joke!
(Kofi Annan is the Best one...so far...)

[MomwithHope]

Great timing! Just in the last 2 days we've been calling our youngest cat "Whitey Bin Laden" as he has been laying in wait to jump out at us, the little terrorist.

[Tall_Texan]

19. Digests microfilm and then tries to bury the evidence.

18. Calls for a "final solution" to the "Calico problem".

17. Wags his front paw and states "I did not have sexual relations with that pussy..."

Actually, ALL cats are plotting on world domination. Only problem is staying awake long enough to organize themselves.

[goodieD]

I don't know about world domination, but my cats make the creepiest face, and I have no idea what it's about. If there are any cat experts out there, please enlighten me as to why my cats get this look on their face from time to time. They stop what they're doing, their mouth drops open and they look like they either just smelled something bad, or I said something stupid.

[Centaur]

These are 16 of the 40 reasons why we changed "Regis"' name to Osama bin Bad....a total terrorist...