When paying cash for groceries, standing in the express line,
A man will rarely hesitate to plainly speak his mind,
Except behind the woman with a hundred dollar sale,
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Posted on 11/21/2001 4:26:07 PM PST by backhoe
"My Dear Boy; Women, then are only children of a larger growth;......but for solid reasoning, and good sense, I never knew one in my life that had it,"....
Letter dated 05 Sept. 1748.
This is one of the two greatest weaknesses of the democratic experiment.
When paying cash for groceries, standing in the express line,
A man will rarely hesitate to plainly speak his mind,
Except behind the woman with a hundred dollar sale,
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
They've given more rides than Greyhound....they're bound to have picked up a few tricks along the way.
Women have the gifts of looking sweet and smelling nice,
But try and leave the lid up and they'll quickly turn to ice.
Although we're made of snakes and snails and little puppy tails,
It's the female of the species that's more deadly than the male.
okay, I don't know if this was a serious question...so I'll provide two answers, take your choice....
not serious - liberal women think legal bordellos are a civil right...so that may carry over to their attitudes....
serious - either you have your labels reversed...or you have been meeting the wrong "conservative" women....
but...don't believe me, ask the conservative men here...they all seem pretty satisfied with their choices.
That's what all the lesbians say.
Do you really need to ask?
in my experience the opposite is true. Conservative gals may be a little shy about this and that and the other thing- but in my experience they are quite enthusiastic once they feel you will not think ill of them, and are quite happy to dress up as a pirate, and chase one around the room on a pogo stick whilst brandishing a spatula.
"liberal" women, in my experience, are anything but in private. Seems to me they take everything seriously, and are more repressed than an Amish spinster.
I dunno- intimate relations should be about caring/loving/romance, etc.- but sometimes they should also be about fun, being silly, or being a leeeetle bit naughty- I don't think progressive women are comfortable with anything but the first part....OWWWW- baby- you have to defrost the duck first OWW OWW....
Most likely, because they believe in helping the unskilled to the same bounty as the skilled. OTOH, Conservative women, rather than unfairly rewarding the unskilled, realize the prize goes to the guy who can rightfully claim it.
Just a thought.
My God, that reminds me of my last trip to Walmart!
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