Skip to comments.Study: Brunettes Do Have More Fun
Posted on 11/22/2001 11:16:43 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
A German scientist claims the old adage about blondes having more fun is no longer true. Professor Hans Juergens says his research proves brunettes now have more fun. He believes men want to marry blondes like Claudia Schiffer but have affairs with brunettes like Catherine Zeta Jones. Professor Juergens says men associate blondes with marriage and washing powder but brunettes with sex.
To test his theory the professor from Kiel put two ads in a newspaper pretending to be a 26-year-old woman looking for marriage. In one he made her blonde, in the other a brunette. "The men wanted to bed the dark-haired women, but were thinking of sharing their lives or building a house with the blonde," he said.
Professor Juergens says advertisers have already cottoned on to changing attitudes about hair color. "Almost everything that is associated with washing and cleaning materials is advertised with a blonde," he said. Dark-haired women, said the professor, are usually used to sell chocolate, alcoholic drinks and sexy underwear.
No scary dreams that night, I can assure you.
I think most men would go for this program without any struggle. Although they could probably deal with the reverse okay, too.
But I guess a guy who is up at four in the morning posting on FR probably will never have to make that decison.
Bad, bad me.
After presenting the scientific evidence, I don't know if I can confirm Professor Juergens' theory or not, but I can confirm that for whatever reason, I tend to lean toward brunettes. Not a hard and fast rule, mind you.
Just seems to be my preference, most of the time.
Happy, though, to further the cause of science on this thread that you so bravely posted.
-- Dolly Parton
Brunette: I bet you $20 he's going to jump.
(back to newscast)
Blonde: OK Here's my $20.
Brunette: No, that was too easy. I can't take it.
Blonde: I insist. I lost.
Brunette: I have a confession to make. I saw the same thing on the 6:00 news and knew he jumped. So it wasn't really a good bet.
Blonde: I know. I saw the same newscast. But I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump twice.
"Hurry, Come Quick! My house is on fire."
The fire chief replied, "OK, but how do we get to your house?"
The blond said, "Duh, Red Truck!"
A blonde was tired of everyone thinking that blondes were stupid, and she didn't like all these jokes. To end the injustice, she decided to prove to the world that she was smart.
In order to prove herself, she chose to memorize the capital of every American state. It wasn't an easy task, but she was determined and eventually managed to do it.
A few days later she was in a bar, and heard a couple of men laughing at a blonde joke. This was the perfect opportunity to start righting all the wrongs that had been done to blondes in the past - she would set these men straight!
Marching over at a rapid pace she announced, "It isn't true that all blondes are stupid, and I will prove it. Just ask me the capital of any American state, and I will tell you what it is."
Although a little surprised, the men did challenge her and asked, "Ok, how about Arizona?"
The Blonde, after pausing for a moments thought, proudly gave the answer, "A"!
"Where to?" Asked the smiling ticket agent.
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Duuuuuh, back here!"
Q: How do you make a Blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: What does a Blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: Why was the Blonde's belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was Blonde too.
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
The blonde scratches her head and says, "You know, it's really weird. I've been asking people that question all day long, and I keep getting different answers."
Well, not naturally.
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"What was wrong with it?" asked the librarian.
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. You must be the person who took our phone book."
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The uniformed men proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.
"Well," he snarled, "what do you want?"
"I just wanted to know why you can't ring it yourself."
A: They can't find the zipper.
The brunette went in first. The guy looked over her application and asked her one question: "How many D's are there in 'Bonanza'?"
The brunette replied, "None."
The interviewer replied, "OK, you may go into the next room for the next stage of the interviewing process."
The redhead went in next. The guy asked her the same question: "How many D's are in 'Bonanza'?"
She also replied, "None."
The interviewer replied, "OK, you may go into the next room."
The blonde went in and he asked her the same question: "How many D's are in 'Bonanza'?"
After counting on her fingers for a few minutes the blonde replies:"77."
The interviewer was shocked and asked her how she came up with 77.
She answered, "Dun da da dun da da dun da da dun dun da da..." (the Bonanza theme)...
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