Posted on 11/22/2001 11:16:43 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
A German scientist claims the old adage about blondes having more fun is no longer true. Professor Hans Juergens says his research proves brunettes now have more fun. He believes men want to marry blondes like Claudia Schiffer but have affairs with brunettes like Catherine Zeta Jones. Professor Juergens says men associate blondes with marriage and washing powder but brunettes with sex.
To test his theory the professor from Kiel put two ads in a newspaper pretending to be a 26-year-old woman looking for marriage. In one he made her blonde, in the other a brunette. "The men wanted to bed the dark-haired women, but were thinking of sharing their lives or building a house with the blonde," he said.
Professor Juergens says advertisers have already cottoned on to changing attitudes about hair color. "Almost everything that is associated with washing and cleaning materials is advertised with a blonde," he said. Dark-haired women, said the professor, are usually used to sell chocolate, alcoholic drinks and sexy underwear.
-- Dolly Parton
Thanks, fellas!
Brunette: I bet you $20 he's going to jump.
Blonde: OK.
(back to newscast)
He jumps.
Blonde: OK Here's my $20.
Brunette: No, that was too easy. I can't take it.
Blonde: I insist. I lost.
Brunette: I have a confession to make. I saw the same thing on the 6:00 news and knew he jumped. So it wasn't really a good bet.
Blonde: I know. I saw the same newscast. But I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump twice.
Why did the blonde buy a convertible?
For the legroom.
"Hurry, Come Quick! My house is on fire."
The fire chief replied, "OK, but how do we get to your house?"
The blond said, "Duh, Red Truck!"
A blonde was tired of everyone thinking that blondes were stupid, and she didn't like all these jokes. To end the injustice, she decided to prove to the world that she was smart.
In order to prove herself, she chose to memorize the capital of every American state. It wasn't an easy task, but she was determined and eventually managed to do it.
A few days later she was in a bar, and heard a couple of men laughing at a blonde joke. This was the perfect opportunity to start righting all the wrongs that had been done to blondes in the past - she would set these men straight!
Marching over at a rapid pace she announced, "It isn't true that all blondes are stupid, and I will prove it. Just ask me the capital of any American state, and I will tell you what it is."
Although a little surprised, the men did challenge her and asked, "Ok, how about Arizona?"
The Blonde, after pausing for a moments thought, proudly gave the answer, "A"!
"Where to?" Asked the smiling ticket agent.
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Duuuuuh, back here!"
A: Wave
Q: How do you make a Blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: What does a Blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: Why was the Blonde's belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was Blonde too.
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Dude, under the armor...
You're blonde, aren't ya?
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