Anyone for some "Newspeak" Christmas carols???

self | 11/24/01 | self

[Preech1]

Ok everybody...here's the deal. Last year everyone who had any talent or sense of humor remembers the comparisons between Algore and the Grinch...right?

Well, fellow FReepers, let's see what you've got this year. It can be anything from a whole song to just a title.

Perhaps a loving rendition of "Afghans roasting on an Open Fire" or something less newsworthy but using doublespeak, like "Frosty the Thermally deficient precipitation person".

Whatever it is, lets have some fun...

[Silly]

That's great! Did you write it?

[Silly]

We Three Kings = We N Members of the Ruling Class, N Being Any Whole Number Greater Than Zero

I Saw Three Ships = I Feel That I Saw Some Number of Watercraft, But Who Am I To Say

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen = Whoever or Whatever You Choose To Believe -- or Not Believe -- Rest Ye Straight, Gay, Lesian, Bi and Trans-gendered, Queer Beings

[Gasshog]

Write one about "Nuclear Winterwonderland"

[TontoKowalski]

What Child Is This, Bill?

OK, I have finally gotten myself under control enough to bump this. I think.

I am sneak-freeping at work, and my reaction to this post attracted WAY too much attention my way...

[Pharmboy]

Brilliant! (as the Brits say)

[Gasshog]

late-afternoon-bump

[Loyalist]

Another old-time Afghan favourite:

Away in a bunker
With four wives in bed
Osama bin Laden
Lay down his thick head.

The planes in the night sky
Tracked down where he lay.
With fuel-air explosives
They blew him away.

[Silly]

Excellent work.

[fod]

in keeping with true 1984 character and ingsoc, or amcos as you will, all christmas carols can be summed up thusly:

crimethink

[Gasshog]

a hoping for more: BUMP