A Letter From Osama - HUMOR

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[Serb5150]

Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious.

However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening.

Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while we're taping. Thanks.

Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.

Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheese-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone.

Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.

Love you lots.
Osama

[Serb5150]

I can't even begin to count the number of times I've seen memos like this in my inbox, on my desk, or taped to the refrigerator. I got a chuckle out of this one, hope you enjoy it.

[firewalk]

Thanks for the laugh!

[No_Way_A_Liberal]

First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.

LOL!

[Serb5150]

My pleasure=)
I wish there were a way to imbed mp3 files into a thread, I just got a great parody of Strangers in the Night...

[Charles Henrickson]

Song Parody: "Hello Mullah, Hello Fatah (Camp Osama)"

[Libloather]

Failed Afghan Recruiting Posters:
1."Be Allah you can be"
2. "Aim Low"
3. "An Army of None"
4. "The Few....................................."
5. "Martyrs have more fun"
6. "Free Camouflage Turbans - sign up today!"
7. "Uncle oSAMa wants you"

[Prov1322]

No matter how many times I see it, it's still a chuckle! Is there a thread or another section of FR where one can find a collection the parody pix (for example: The Turbanator or The Taliban Dating Website). I expect that these are all in one location somewhere on the site but I've been unable to find it on FR. Thanks!

[CyberElf]

First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.

LMAO! I'm gonna print this out in poster form and staple it to my wall. This is priceless!

[bootless]

That's hilarious! Sent it to Brian Wilson - maybe he'll read it before Annie Coulter's appearance...

[Ethrane]

Neal Boortz read this on his radio show 1 -2 weeks ago...

I laughed then, and laughed even harder reading it!

[Rocky]

Or how about: "We do more before 7 AM than most goat herders do all day long."

Or: "Uncle Osama Needs YOUr passport."

[firewalk]

I wish there were a way to imbed mp3 files into a thread, I just got a great parody of Strangers in the Night...

I'd like to be able to that on my profile page. Maybe JimRob will let us in the future.