Posted on 12/07/2001 4:59:10 AM PST by hobbes1
Back when I dabbled in Psychiatry, a patient came to me and said, "Doc, I have this overwhelming desire to put my penis in the pickle slicer at work." (He worked at a deli)
I said, "You're a very sick man but I think I can help you. Take these pills and come back three times a week for therapy."
Several weeks went by and he made some improvement with treatment but one morning he called and said,"Doc! I did it. I finally put my penis in the pickle slicer at work."
I said, "My God man. Are you alright? What happened?"
He said, "The boss caught us and fired her and me both!"
Don't worry the lovely instructress has been kept abreast of all the situations that come up in her classroom.
That's Like...
Jack and Mary both worked in a small store.
The owner, facing hard times in an economic downturn, realized he could no longer afford two employees.
He resolved that since Both were such diligent workers, he would wait and lay off the first one that went to the water cooler.
A little While later, Mary goes over for a drink...
The Boss appraoches her and says...
Mary, I am either going to have to lay you or Jack off....
Inyterrupting him she says, couldn't you jack off, i've got a terrible headache...
Time for a sandwich!
I suppose I could turn in a bit of homework, just to stay in practice, dontcha know.
Nobody is disputing, Senator, the true horror of the plight of these women. But there is a question about the sincerity of a politician who only becomes interested in that plight when it guarantees a sound bite, when it is hip to care.
It would appear that certain of Sinator Xlinton's constituants are less than pleased with her continuous, lickerish attempts at getting good press from a country and situation thousands of miles away. As this man was saying, the area you were elected to represent was New York, not Afghanistan, and perhaps she should concern herself with what is happening in her district instead of pretending to be president.
I apologize for omitting you from the Ping List....It seems I had two students pestering me to get the door open at the same time.....
Some intern is complaining of molestation? Egads!
We can wish can't we? Over on the Ann Coulter thread, Ann said we should all get down on our knees and thank God for our military. The thought of Ann Coulter on her knees made me crazy.
Only if I can pull rank and be first.
certainly looks that way, Teach...well you will always have me, your pet, looking out for your best interests.
what's with this talk of sandwiches, not lunchtime yet!
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