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Posted on 12/08/2001 7:35:14 PM PST by terilyn
Mountaineer thank you for pinging me.
I am laughing soooo hard.
Years ago, some of us wives married to stuntmen, decided to throw a surprise birthday party for one of the single stuntmen that was like a brother to all of us. The guys were in charge of getting the drinks, ice, and keeping the party boy busy so he would be completely surprised.
We wives, decided to go to the world of an XXX Rated shop. This happened in L.A. , California, so there were an awful lot to choose from.Since non of us had been in one before we decided to pick one that was on Hollywood Blvd.
We ' did lunch' first to get our strength up...giggle....Then we all got in the car and headed out to get the perfect gift. 7 women determined to get that one gift to knock our friends socks off.
As we walked into said shop, the man at the counter gave us a look and said...." Can I help you ladies, do you need directions?" He thought we were lost.
We had already appointed a spokes person, so she went to the counter and said what our situation was and why we were there.
We started to head down each isle in the shop, you could hear "OH my Gawd look at this","How do they even get in THAT position?"...."Do people really use this ?"....."Look at these neat boots , now I could see wearing those with a black skirt"....etc.being called over the shelves to each other......
Dolls must be popular, and that is what we got,then proceeded to get clothes for it.Down the street a short way from this XXX shop was Fredericks of Hollywood.So instead of getting in the car and driving and having to find a parking spot again , we voted to just walk down the sidewalk DOLL being held by one of us as we walked. Needless to say everyone was watching this parade of women with the doll.....determined looks on our faces and our laughing along the way.
We walked in and proceeded to fit the doll with the most outragous clothes we could fit on her.The sales girls were becomming part of our fun and they asked us if they could take a picture of what we were doing.
Mission accompolished, we went back to the car, with our dressed doll and drove off. All was well till some guy decided to make a left turn right into us.CRASH !
No one was hurt, but when the policeman came there were more questions about the doll then the accident.How did the doll work, what did she feel like, did she have to be blown up often...and all the questions were by the policeman.
He said he had a friend at the station that he wanted to play a trick on and could we follow him there with the DOLL and just let him to his practical joke and we could leave afterward. He wrote up the accident, gave the man that hit us a ticket etc. and off we went with the Doll to the police station.
The practical joke went off well he said as it was done back in one of the rooms we could not go to. Because we had been good girls. tee hee...the nice policeman, our new friend, said he would take a picture of the doll behind bars for us .
Cut to the party......The surprise party went perfectly, and we told the birthday boy he could have her MUG shot along with his new girlfriend,.......the doll.We thought it only right to invite our new friend the policeman to the birthday bash, he arrived and had a wonderful time.
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I'll have you know that my Mabel is top of the line!
She's not one of those economy models!
She's got retractable teeth, replaceable hair pieces, auto lubrication, a pressure relief valve, a voice recording implanted which expresses her passion at the critical time, a two year warranty against malfunctions and a guaranteed upgrade every year.
Besides that, she's not even interested in credit cards or charge accounts, eats very little and doesn't get angry when I belch or pass gas.
As with most things, you get what you pay for.
We went to an XXX dive and bought all kinds of things - (also my first AND ONLY time to ever go to one of those places! lol) - I then mailed the items in sealed envelopes to each of our Regional Offices. I enclosed a letter to each office asking that they NOT open them, but drop them in the mail on a certain date and each was already addressed to him at this meeting!
This poor guy got XXX rated materials from all over the State of Texas over a three day period for this meeting!
No one ratted me out either - it was probably the best practical joke I have ever pulled!.....
(Sure hope he isn't a freeper...... lol.....)
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