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The Jews are Taking Over the World
The Middle East Media and Research Institute ^ | December 28, 2001 | The Saudi daily Al-Watan

Posted on 12/29/2001 12:12:52 AM PST by the_second_moon

The Saudi Government daily Al-Watan published a two-part article on "The Jewish Sense of Superiority in the World." The article presented a study conducted by the "American-European Center for Security and International Studies."(1)

The articles were written by Abdallah Aal Malhi. The first part was entitled "Israel, the governess of terrorism, rewards terrorists by appointing them to top posts in the Jewish state."(2) This "study" attacked Israel and its leaders, accusing them of racism. Part two was titled, "The Jewish organizations are implementing their strategic hellish plan to take over the world."(3)

The following are excerpts from the article:

"At the end of the last century, the Jewish organizations consolidated a hellish plan to take over the world by sparking revolutions or taking control of the keys to governments in various countries, first and foremost the US and Russia."

"At the beginning of the twentieth century, the goal of the Russians, and with them the Jews and their global organizations, was to topple Russian imperialism, which they considered antisemitic. To this end, the Jewish organizations across the world sought to create a Jewish socialist system. Most of this system's leaders were Jews, and they financed the Russian Revolution, which if truth be told was more of a Jewish revolution than a Russian one. This revolution's main financier was the well-known Jewish capitalist Jacob Schiff of New York."

"The Jewish sense of superiority is typified by hypocrisy and zeal… The Jews are incapable of actualizing their influence and control for a simple reason, and that is that they are a demographic minority in every society in the world. For this reason, the Jews are trying by means of their trickery to weaken the national identity [of the non-Jews] and thus take over affairs and direct them to serve their interests. This is obvious everywhere in the world where there is a large community, both in Arab societies and in American society, such as the European-American community or African-American and even among the Muslims in the Arab world, where the Jews act by means of their control of the media, politics, and the economy in order to weaken the non-Jewish groups and bring about their disintegration, in order to secure their goals. How is this carried out?"

"It is carried out by the principle of 'divide and rule.' The Jewish zealots fear, and fight, any racial non-Jewish coalition. In the Western countries, the Jews fight all the organizations attempting to safeguard European interests and tradition. In the non-European countries, the Jews constantly act to fracture and weaken the coalitions and the homogeneity of the main racial groups."

"In America, for example, the Jews did not act merely to weaken the homogeneity and the coalition of European-Americans, but also fought other coalitions, such as the black national movement, the Nation of Islam, and other movements. All these African-American organizations wanted was to preserve the traditions that they had lost in the multicultural society – but the Jews, due to their well-known sense of superiority, did not want anyone besides themselves to preserve their traditions and collective interests. Therefore, they always try to make other societies feel guilty, even about their pride in their culture. They present this interest and sense of pride in the culture of those non-Jewish organizations as a racist tendency."

"The Jews also act to weaken loyalties and other coalitions by using an expression that has been made familiar by the Jewish media to describe these organizations: antisemitism. This charge serves two goals. First, it reinforces the [Jewish] connections across the world, thus obtaining support for the State of Israel. Second, this expression incites anyone not Jewish to collective hatred of the Jews, thus preventing the Jews from assimilating into other peoples."

"Let us take an example of the hypocrisy of the zealous Jews [regarding] intermarriage between the Jewish race and other races. During President George W. Bush's election campaign, Bush found himself subject to great media criticism because he gave a lecture at the Bob Jones [University], which is opposed to the principle of intermarriage. The contradiction is that every Jewish synagogue in America and every leading Jewish organization in America fights Jewish intermarriage. What is strange is that the media has never addressed this well-known fact, and never mentioned this duplicity at all – in a society that one assumes enjoys freedom of speech such as American society."

"When we realize that the American media is controlled by the Jews, we are no longer surprised. Presenting this obvious fact does not suit Jewish interests, and damages the Jews' relations and interests with the American people. For this reason, it is concealed, as are the daily Jewish crimes against the Palestinians."

"On the other hand, we now find books and films, most of them written and produced by zealous Jewish hands, condemning any racial movement that is not Jewish. At the same time, only a very few books have dared to write against Jewish racism. Since the big publishing houses are at the mercy of the Jews, only a few of these are published – and if they are published, their distribution is extremely small… If these Jewish zealots were credible, they should have written about the Jewish racism they know so well."

"After discussing the global Jewish agenda and the well-known Jewish policy of divide and rule, let us conclude this limited study about Jewish racism and their sense of superiority with another tactic of the Jews, one no less important than what we have already mentioned. This is the policy of silencing those opposed to and critical of the Jews and their racism."

"The arrogance and tyranny of the Jews, who manage to hide it from the Western public, has reached such proportions that anyone who talks about them, their hegemony, and their racism knows that he will pay a high price. In America, for example, anyone who dares to talk about this in public has his good name smeared in the media, and declares bankruptcy if he works in commerce. If he is an official, he loses his job. When anyone dares to state a fact that does not please the Jews or does not suit their interests, the Jews' methods of silencing him range from threats to physical harm, in addition to damaging his capital and transferring him to the rolls of the unemployed if he is an official or a businessman. If he is a politician, he is completely done for, and is flung aside. This task is being carried out by the Jewish media, the Jewish lobby, and the Jewish defense team, which always accuses its adversaries of intolerance towards other ethnic, religious, and racial groups."

"If only it would end with accusations against their [the Jews'] critics. But the situation is worse than that. The Jewish zealots, with their great monetary, media, and political influence, can have them imprisoned. The Jewish zealots have already managed to jail many of their critics in many European countries –perhaps because they are incapable, at the moment, of assassinating anyone who criticizes them and exposes their racism in the countries of the West. But they are capable of silencing him in other ways. Anyone who desires to present the words of the racist Jewish leaders as testimony finds himself in prison – this is due to their influence. The Jews do not leave out any charge they can fabricate so as to leave anyone who has dared to speak the truth behind prison bars for many long years."

"What we say is happening [in reality] is hundreds of those who deviated from the outline laid out by the Jews, and who dared to go beyond the red lines drawn for them, find themselves behind bars. These red lines are none other than saying and exposing the truth – something in which the Jews are not interested. [In the prisons] there are hundreds of people who spoke of the Holocaust and exposed the truth about falsified Jewish propaganda."

"In conclusion, the reader is likely to wonder about the extent of the Jews' control … So as to prove our words, we will not address Jewish control of the media in Western countries, primarily in the US… but we will give an example of the Jews' infiltration and control of the top positions in the American administration. This control aroused astonishment in the days of the Clinton administration…: Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, FBI chief George Tenet, Defense Secretary William Cohen, Clinton's national security advisor Sandy Berger – all Jews. Through this infiltration of the various American administrations, and through controlling the media and money, the Jews impose their agenda on the other peoples, and the Jewish sense of superiority, whose aim is to recruit the peoples and their resources for the good of Jewish interests and their racist state Israel, remain unchanged."

Endnotes:

(1) Neither the center nor the study could be found on the Internet.

(2) Al-Watan (Saudi Arabia), December 8, 2001.

(3) Al-Watan (Saudi Arabia), December 9, 2001.


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1 posted on 12/29/2001 12:12:54 AM PST by the_second_moon
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To: the_second_moon
better them than hitler, don't ya' think?
2 posted on 12/29/2001 12:12:58 AM PST by rockfish59
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To: the_second_moon
They forgot to add Haym Salomon who helped the American Revolution through his financial support.
3 posted on 12/29/2001 12:12:58 AM PST by Pharmboy
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To: the_second_moon
I absolutely can't wait until the Russian oil pipelines to the West are completed and we can tell those camel fleas, the Saudis, to shove their crude up their collective arses. The only contribution they've to the world at large is to breed over a commodity.
4 posted on 12/29/2001 12:12:58 AM PST by SBeck
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To: the_second_moon
So Islam, Al Queda and the Wests Neo-Nazis are joined in a common cause? The hatred of Jews, results in a never ending pursuit for many people.
5 posted on 12/29/2001 12:12:58 AM PST by jeremiah
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To: the_second_moon
The current "fashionability" of anti-Semitism is scaring me more and more every day.

To these people, I suppose Yasser is a "statesman". Oh, yeah, I forgot...all Palestinian's who murder innocent Israelis are "freedom fighters" only the US and Israel are "terrorists"

"Our terrorism is a good accepted terrorism because it's against America, it's for the purpose of defeating oppression so America would stop supporting Israel, who is killing our children." ~Osama bin Laden, from his latest propaganda tape.

6 posted on 12/29/2001 12:12:59 AM PST by cake_crumb
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To: the_second_moon
When anyone dares to state a fact that does not please the Jews

Don't look at me...I said I like kishka....kishka is good......kishka should replace grits as a southern staple....so I'm in the clear...okay?

7 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:00 AM PST by scouse
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To: the_second_moon
First, great job of research, and thanks for digging it up and posting it. I'd suggest that you email it to several media sources.....Washington Times, NYPost, Fox News, B'nai Brith...among others......don't always assume that the media sees everything.....regards
8 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:01 AM PST by ken5050
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To: the_second_moon
It appears more and more every day that the greatest threat to world peace and security are "moderate" Arabs.
9 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:02 AM PST by My2Cents
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To: the_second_moon
Israel, the governess . .

So now there will be a book, maybe?

10 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:02 AM PST by alcuin
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To: jeremiah
I once asked a 'knowledgeable' friend for the reason people start taking Heroin. I asked this as I knew that once you take it, you're a 'dead man walking'. How come a man, knowing this from the start, would be ready to take the drug.

My friend answered me as follows: the one who opts to take the drug has lots of problems. With the drug, all of his problems are reduced to one.

It's likewise convenient to blame all of the worlds' problems, all of the Arabs' problems with their tyrannical administrations, on the Jews.

"Blame on us Jews your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Assign these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to us. We lift our lamp beside the golden door."

11 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:02 AM PST by the_second_moon
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To: the_second_moon
It sounds like Islam to me...
12 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:04 AM PST by Real Cynic No More
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To: the_second_moon

Disclaimer for the clueless: THIS IS A SPOOF!

SAVE OUR TRAILERPARKS FROM
JEWISH UFO'S AND BLACK
UNITED NATIONS HELICOPTERS!!!

Muslim Space Diaperheads DO NOT PERFORM MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS ON WHITE PEOPLE!!!

It is a DOCUMENTED FACT that the space aliens abducting people for medical experiments are of JEWISH origin from the star system 51 Peg.

In the 16th century, a JEWISH rabbi constructed a golem out of clay to attack the Christian settlements around them. This golem eventually turned on the JEWISH population and the rabbi destroyed it. This was the first DOCUMENTED CASE OF JEWS CONSTRUCTING PEOPLE!!!

Later, as JEWISH technology and NECROMANCY became more advanced, they began constructing BLACK PEOPLE. In the year 1904, the JEWS INVENTED THE BLACK RACE. Even today, JEWISH "Archeologists" are creating "ancient" structures they're "discovering" in Africa and Egypt. For example, the pyramids were mostly constructed by JEWISH "Archaeologists" in 1973. Just last year, they "discovered" yet another pyramid. PRIOR TO 1904, THERE WERE NO BLACK PEOPLE ANYWHERE! Any information to the contrary is A JEWISH HOAX.

Occasionally we Muslims, with the help of our Aryan Space Nazis from Tau Ceti Prime, can capture and re-program some of these Black "People" who are in fact really just biological androids created by THE JEWS. These are the only "abductions" we Interstellar Space Muslims perform.

Some of the Black "people" we have reprogramed have been:

All of the above people were reprogramed by our extraterrestrial Muslim friends to become Black Nazis and servants of the Interstellar Muslim Space Corps.

THE JEWS, on the other hand, continue to have their Interstellar Zionists abduct PALESTINIAN AND WHITE PEOPLE.

These JEWISH SPACE SHIPS are based in Groom Lake, which is also called Area 51. This is an area kept secret by the US Government, also known as THE ZIONIST OCCUPIED GOVERNMENT or ZOG. To cover up their activities, THE JEWS are burning toxic waste there and have allowed this information to become public knowledge, but in reality the toxic waste disposal is merely a more sinister front for their true agenda of ABDUCTING HUMAN CHRISTIANS WITH UFO'S. In the process of this cover-up, MANY PALESTINIAN PEOPLE HAVE BEEN POISONED with known toxins such as Dioxin, PCB's, Aspratame, dextromathorphan, and even monosodium glutamate which is being illegally disposed of at Area 51. Of course, we Muslims dispose of toxic waste by either deporting it to the east or making it into lampshades and soap. This is almost as awful as the JEWISH SPACE ALIEN UFO ABDUCTIONS.

You will nottice that most of these JEWISH abductions are in the midwest from trailer parks, which, coincidentally, happens to be where most of our Neo-Nazi allies come from. What we need to do is set up anti-UFO lasers to defend trailer parks from JEWISH UFO's and the tornados they unleash with the aid of BLACK HELICOPTERS FROM THE UNITED NATIONS!!!

Even now, UN Troops from UNICEF may be hovering above your astroturf making your pink flamingo whirligigs go balistic.

In the meantime, we need to get as many of our Aryan brothers and sisters to the safety of the SAUDI MUSLIM UFO Mothership at the center of the Earth. Getting there is easy. Sell everything you have. The JEWS will be eager to buy it. Get yourself an airplane ticket to McMurdo Sound in Antarctica. Then, once you are in Antarctica, find a volcano and jump into it. The SAUDI Space MUSLIMS will beam you into their ship as you fall and you will land unharmed in the hands of beautiful, superior ISLAMIC people from the stars.

13 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:04 AM PST by Alouette
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To: the_second_moon
"The Jews are Taking Over the World"

These people are obviously a little slow on the draw and ought to take a look around. The Jews already have taken over the world -- at least, the good parts.

I don't know of any group in history that has a fame or success rate even in the same ballpark as the Jews. Hmm, I guess having values like devotion to religion, emphasizing education, stressing the importance of personal accountability and duty to community actually pays off somehow.

Of course, those jealous of their success prefer to vilify the Jews rather than emulate them. However, if history is any guide, demonizing the Jews is not a recipe for prosperity, long life or happiness. Anti-Semites would be well-advised to lower their pointed fingers and do something to improve their own lives, rather than waste their time threatening the lives of others.

Imal

14 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:04 AM PST by Imal
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To: the_second_moon
Here is your chance Three days only: Dec 28-31, 2001.

Open recruitment drive to join the world wide controlling Jewish conspiracy. Major medical and paid vacations.

We do not discriminate because of race, color, creed, age, sex or national origin or religion....except that Jews get a Bank to control where Gentiles only get a Savings and Loan.

Four easy payments of $19.99. Freepers get 10% off.

As seen on TV

15 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:05 AM PST by Sabramerican
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To: ALL
Just a reminder that a Jew has already taken over the world,...

His name is Jesus!

16 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:05 AM PST by chuckles
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To: Sabramerican
Open recruitment drive to join the world wide controlling Jewish conspiracy. Major medical and paid vacations.

Okay--but before I join, how much is the deductible and how many weeks of vacation do I get after a year?

17 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:06 AM PST by Catspaw
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To: chuckles
P.S. He paid for it fair and square!
18 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:06 AM PST by chuckles
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To: the_second_moon
Hitler and his anti Jew Rhetoric is alive and well in Islam. Each day as more of this hatred of Jews and we Americans who aren't Jewish is revealed. The more we realize that the Hitler fanatics are alive and well in Islam!
19 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:12 AM PST by Grampa Dave
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To: the_second_moon
"It's likewise convenient to blame all of the worlds' problems, all of the Arabs' problems with their tyrannical administrations, on the Jews."

BTTT.

20 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:12 AM PST by Fabozz
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To: Catspaw
Your vacation time is directly tied to how much land we can "steal" from the Arabs. It's a secret formula.
21 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:12 AM PST by Sabramerican
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To: Sabramerican
Your vacation time is directly tied to how much land we can "steal" from the Arabs. It's a secret formula

AHA! I think I'm beginning to crack the Jewish Consipiracy to Dominate the World Code!

Do I get a bonus if the land we "steal" actually contains oil?

22 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:14 AM PST by Catspaw
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To: Sabramerican; Lazamataz
We need to ping Laz--he actually ventured into the newest LR drivel thread....
23 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:15 AM PST by Catspaw
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To: Sabramerican
The Jews are Taking Over the World

Praise the Lord!

24 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:15 AM PST by Thinkin' Gal
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To: Catspaw
oil

The world wide Jewish conspiracy (WWJW)is working day and night to make oil obsolete.

You would win a big bonus if you come up with the best response for the WWJC Magazine essay question contest: The Arabs in a world of worthless oil?

25 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:16 AM PST by Sabramerican
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To: Alouette
The scary thing is that your spoof sounds more believable than that Saudi rot.
26 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:23 AM PST by Seruzawa
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I wonder if we'd be better off if every 13 year old boy went through a ceremony wherein he was declared a man, and made to start acting like one. I kinda wish I'd had something like that.
28 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:44 AM PST by Tony in Hawaii
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To: the_second_moon
These guys need to look at a map.
29 posted on 12/29/2001 12:13:45 AM PST by nina0113
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To: jeremiah
Read any of bin Laden's previous tracts or interviews (including yesterdays). This entire thing is about obliterating Israel and killing Jews. Period.

These guys are identical to the Nazis, but with no subtlety whatsoever about their goal.

30 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:00 AM PST by angkor
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To: Sabramerican
The Arabs in a world of worthless oil?

God help the camels. The Arabs have never, in modern times, done anything worthwhile. I do think that's what is bothering them. They've been left behind.

31 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:02 AM PST by xJones
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To: jeremiah
You can't expect much better from impotentates whose most distant relatives are first cousins.
32 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:03 AM PST by sheik yerbouty
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To: scouse
"I like kishka....kishka is good......kishka should replace grits as a southern staple...."

Stuff it. :)

33 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:03 AM PST by Don Joe
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To: angkor
They are sand nazis. The only difference between them and the originals are their bad headgear.
34 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:07 AM PST by sheik yerbouty
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To: the_second_moon
The Jews Are Taking Over The World

Well, they sure aint taking over my neighborhood. Not when you realize that good old Bay Ridge Brooklyn has been renamed Beirut. I'll take Moshe, Hymie, and Hannah any day. Pleeze.

35 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:07 AM PST by ThePoetsRaven
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To: the_second_moon
Isn't this the same paper that referred to the "jewish" NYC mayor as Adolf Guiliani after he snubbed prince al-waleed?
37 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:08 AM PST by monkeyshine
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To: the_second_moon
This control aroused astonishment in the days of the Clinton administration…: Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, FBI chief George Tenet, Defense Secretary William Cohen, Clinton's national security advisor Sandy Berger – all Jews.

Albright is not a Jew, Tenet is Greek, Cohen has a Jewish father.

Nothwithstanding.

Today we have Powell, Tenet, Rumsfeld and Rice.

Oh my god. The Jews have lost control of the World.

And you can tell. Ask anyone in Buffalo. We kept their snowfall normal.

39 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:09 AM PST by Sabramerican
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To: the_second_moon
Yeah, I blame the Jews. I blame the Jews for Astrophysics! Damn that Einstein!
And the record player! Blast that Emile Berliner.
And comedy! Curse the Marx Brothers, the Three Stooges, Mel Brooks, Henny Youngman, Alan King, Jerry Seinfeld, Milton Berle, Adam Sandler, Freddie Prinze, Jon Stewart, Rob Schneider, Jon Lovitz, Rodney Dangerfield, Lenny Bruce, Shari Lewis, Al Franken, Billy Crystal, Phyllis Diller, Jerry Lewis, Fanny Brice, Gilda Radner, Jerry Stiller, George Burns, Andy Kaufman, Red Buttons, Carl Reiner, Richard Lewis, Howie Mandel, Joan Rivers.......
40 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:10 AM PST by KirkandBurke
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To: Seruzawa
"The scary thing is that your spoof sounds more believable than that Saudi rot."

Actually, the scary thing is that it's pretty much indistinguishable from the typical Saudi (and various and sundry "western" aryianist) rot.

41 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:12 AM PST by Don Joe
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To: Sabramerican
Can you get it for me wholesale?
42 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:12 AM PST by Don Joe
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To: the_second_moon
Hey did Dan Issel write this stuff R whut?
43 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:12 AM PST by one2many
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To: the_second_moon
The International Jewish Conspiracy (tm)
Since 3761 B.C.E.
The world's oldest family owned international conspiracy.

:)

44 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:12 AM PST by Salman
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To: abwehr
Are you a mouse?

Does the number 42 evoke a pavlovian reaction when I mention it?

45 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:13 AM PST by Don Joe
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To: Catspaw
AHA! I think I'm beginning to crack the Jewish Consipiracy to Dominate the World Code!

Christmas - The Ultimate Jewish Conspiracy

Dateline - Jerusalem. December 26, 0001

Rebbe Shlomo: "Heavenly Father, Shlomo here. We seem to have a problem."

Big Guy: "What is it now, Shlomo?"

RS: "It's this group of Jews down here. They seem to be all excited about this baby boy that was born yesterday in Bethlehem."

BG: "Yes, I'm aware of the child. What's the problem? You don't like kids all of the sudden>"

RS: "No, no. Let me finish. They're all worked up about him. Calling him your son and things."

BG: "You're all my children, Shlomo."

RS: "Understood. But they are calling him the Messiah! They've started calling themselves Christians, for heavens sake. What gives?"

BG: "I work in mysterious ways, Shlomo. Why not let the kid grow up and see what happens. My information is that he will become a very nice, pious young man. And very Jewish, I might add."

RS: "But sir! They want to have a holiday for him! They want to call it "Christmas" in honor of his birth. They think he's really special. I thought we were your chosen people."

BG: "You are. That's a responsibility you carry. That doesn't mean my other children can't be special too, you know."

RS: "But Father, a holiday? And this stuff about his mother being, well you know. It kind of strains the imagination, no?"

BG: "See mysterious ways, above."

RS: "But sir, what about the holiday?"

BG: "Shlomo! Enough! I'm getting tired of your constant nagging. I'm a very busy Almighty and don't have time for every moment you don't understand what I do. I populated the Earth with many different people with many different beliefs and you're just going to have to accept this. But look, if it bugs you so much I'm prepared to offer a deal."

RS: "A deal?"

BG: "Yes, a deal. Let's say they get their "Christmas", okay? I'll make it a festival where everyone of His followers has to give out presents. Well, you guys still own the retail trade, right? So, the Christains get their Messiah to follow and learn from, their friends and family all get presents and you get a major temple mount sized bump in your sales. Happy now?"

RS: "Such a deal, how could we refuse? Sorry for the concern but you know, it looked like you were messing up the calendar with a new holiday. But this, I can live with."

BG: "Good. Oh, and Shlomo. One more thing."

RS: "Yes, heavenly Father?"

BG: "Happy New Year!"

RS: "What????"

Happy New Year to All! ;-)

46 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:15 AM PST by mitchbert
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To: alcuin
Israel, the governess . .

So now there will be a book, maybe?

The money's not in the book, but in the film and TV rights (national and international). Sign right here and I'll give you 2 points.

But what shall we call our book? It's got to be something Biblical, a short, snappy, right to the point title.

How about Jews Movin' On Up? How about Get Offa My Land? How about...hmmm, I think I've got it! Yes! Exodus!

Now the casting....

48 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:38 AM PST by Catspaw
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To: the_second_moon
Does this mean I'll be getting a raise?
49 posted on 12/29/2001 12:14:53 AM PST by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: KirkandBurke
You forgot Brian Epstein. Who asked that Yiddl buttinski to bring us the Beatles? *wink*
50 posted on 12/29/2001 12:15:05 AM PST by BluesDuke
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