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Posted on 01/01/2002 1:59:17 PM PST by trekie_boy
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To: Cathryn Crawford
You have an employee now?
Faith'n'b'ghorra. What is the world commin' to, now?
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posted on
10/12/2003 7:51:09 PM PDT
by
patton
(I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)
To: Lazamataz
What I want to know is how or why you'd be getting back to a New Year's Day drunken thread to bump it!
42
posted on
10/12/2003 7:53:33 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Why do the Flag postage stamps peel off upside down..infiltrators?)
To: tubebender; Admin Moderator
I caught a part of a TV show last night where some people could fire ZOTs out the end of their fingers. Were these Mods moonlighting... You must have caught a rerun of "The Mod Squad".
43
posted on
10/12/2003 7:53:49 PM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
(The Truth Shall Make You Free-p)
To: patton; Cathryn Crawford
Ms. Crawford has authorized and instructed me to deliver on her behalf her answer your question:
"Yes." ;-)
44
posted on
10/12/2003 7:56:31 PM PDT
by
Scenic Sounds
(Sé esta vieja calle. Puede ser muy peligroso.)
To: avg_freeper
Be My Yoko Ono
If there's someone you can live without, then do so.
And if there's someone you can just shove out; do so.
[Chorus]
You can be my Yoko Ono
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my,
Be my Yoko Ono.
Isn't it beautiful to see two people so much in love?
Barenaked as two virgins hand in hand and hand and hand in glove.
Now that I'm far away it doesn't seem to me to be such a pain.
To have you hanging off my ankle like some kind of ball and chain.
[Chorus]
Oh no, here we go, our life is just one big pun.
Oh no, here we go as Yoko sings
Aieee!
I know that when I say this, I may be stepping on pins and needles;
But I don't like all these people slagging her for breaking up the Beatles.
(Don't blame it on Yokey)
if I was John and you were Yoko, I would gladly give up musical genius,
just to have you as my very own, personal Venus.
(Hit it)
[Chorus]
45
posted on
10/12/2003 8:00:34 PM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Scenic Sounds
Ms. Crawford has authorized and instructed me to deliver on her behalf her answer your question:
"Yes." ;-)....is that a positive yes or a negative yes??????
46
posted on
10/12/2003 8:02:02 PM PDT
by
GrandMoM
("What is impossible with men is possible with GOD -Luke 18:27)
To: Scenic Sounds
How interesting.
47
posted on
10/12/2003 8:02:34 PM PDT
by
patton
(I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)
To: GrandMoM
"Yes." ;-)....is that a positive yes or a negative yes??????It's entirely possible. In fact, I believe you're correct. ;-)
48
posted on
10/12/2003 8:04:50 PM PDT
by
Scenic Sounds
(Sé esta vieja calle. Puede ser muy peligroso.)
To: avg_freeper
The King Of Bedside Manor You know he's not the kind of man who likes to see the world around him
Crumble to a ball around his feet.
So he's always ready, he's always set, he's always well prepared,
he's the most peculiar man you'll ever meet.
[Chorus]
You know he's not the king of Bedside Manor.
He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door.
He's not the king of Bedside Manor.
He hardly even lives there anymore.
He says excuse me, I hope you don't mind
that I followed you into this shop
but I couldn't help but notice that riding crop
Sticking out of your haversack,
Um, I wouldn't mind riding you bareback.
He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's suave around the bar
He's a quickdraw with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie star.
You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor,
quite some time ago.
He had quite a famous program, late night bedtime tv show.
[Chorus]
Well he opens up the curtains at the crack of dawn
Just to see the lovely ladies who have come and gone
From the house next door to his house on the lane,
He consoles himself that he's got his health and he knows he can't complain.
[Chorus]
He's not the King of Bedside Manor
He's not the King of Bedside Manor
Hardly even lives there anymore.
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
He's not the king, he's not the king, he's not the king of Bedside Manor.
49
posted on
10/12/2003 8:05:29 PM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: trekie_boy
1.] A 'real green' dress is REAL green.
2.] You pull up to a limousine, roll down the window and say "Would you have any Grey Poupon dijon ketchups?
3.] Turn around, the monkey is on your back!
50
posted on
10/12/2003 8:10:41 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(If you want breakfast in bed - - - sleep in the kitchen!)
To: trekie_boy; Lazamataz; Senator Pardek; LurkerNoMore!; Chad Fairbanks; Cathryn Crawford; ...
My ancestors killed Abraham Lincoln. It haunts me still. Do you know where I can get a bucket of chicken?
To: patton
I thought we understood but didn't care. Now we have to figure out whose secret decoder ring is malfunctioning.
52
posted on
10/12/2003 8:12:47 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Ignore the propaganda, focus on what you see.)
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
My ancestors killed Abraham Lincoln. It haunts me still. Do you know where I can get a bucket of chicken? I don't know. I had Taco Bell.
53
posted on
10/12/2003 8:13:50 PM PDT
by
Cathryn Crawford
(Los vientos y la lluvia lo han lavado limpio.)
To: trekie_boy
Old Man -
(PUSA always goes well with BNL) Happy with no teeth
Happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach
Starin' at the situation
Kitty on my foot
Meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back and forth
That's my only destination
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me!
Got a two string on my lap
Total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums,
poundin' out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms
I'll plug in some amplification
Got fifteen hundred base drum - luggin bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station
I'm sittin on the back porch, kickin' my legs back,
rockin' in my rocking chair, and sittin' there
On the little back porch is about to fall apart
So I think I might repair it
Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it,
Some little friends come along
with some two-string, one-string, no-string guitars
And they all plug em all in to the back porch
And they sit around playin' all their favorite songs
They's kickin' back feelin' real good,
real fine, real full of the wine
And everything's fine, everything's beautiful,
everything's great, I just feel so good
You know I'm seventy years old
and I'm slurpin' everything through a straw
54
posted on
10/12/2003 8:14:42 PM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Well, mine is certainly malfunctioning - I thought you were talking about CC and SS being one and the same person!
55
posted on
10/12/2003 8:15:32 PM PDT
by
patton
(I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)
To: trekie_boy
Wow... and I thought I was weird...
Dude. Seek help. Oh wait, you already are ;0)
56
posted on
10/12/2003 8:16:45 PM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Donate to FR, and I'll record a Theme Song for the next BadJoe Weekend)
To: Hawkeye's Girl
Stealth attack. It's all the rage with disruptors now. They must have run out of ZOTS!!
57
posted on
10/12/2003 8:17:48 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(If you want breakfast in bed - - - sleep in the kitchen!)
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
My ancestors killed Abraham Lincoln. It haunts me still. Do you know where I can get a bucket of chicken?ROFL.
I'm not sure, but I think you can only get there by bicycle. ;-)
58
posted on
10/12/2003 8:18:09 PM PDT
by
Scenic Sounds
(Sé esta vieja calle. Puede ser muy peligroso.)
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
Do you know where I can get a bucket of chicken?Yeah - but it would require breaking into a chicken farm, and twisting off their heads before you dropped them into a bucket.
To: patton; Scenic Sounds; DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet; Chad Fairbanks
Well, mine is certainly malfunctioning - I thought you were talking about CC and SS being one and the same person! You mean - am I not supposed to have more than one screen name? OMG! Don't tell the moderator! ;-)
60
posted on
10/12/2003 8:19:45 PM PDT
by
Cathryn Crawford
(Los vientos y la lluvia lo han lavado limpio.)
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