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Posted on 01/01/2002 1:59:17 PM PST by trekie_boy
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To: proud American in Canada
but then no one ever cares about my posts anyway. We all feel that way sometimes, don't fret.
61
posted on
10/12/2003 8:21:07 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(If you want breakfast in bed - - - sleep in the kitchen!)
To: ntnychik
You gotta see this, LOL
62
posted on
10/12/2003 8:22:32 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(If you want breakfast in bed - - - sleep in the kitchen!)
To: patton
Pop the lid open and, using a stardriver, turn the fourth screw from the right a eighth of a turn to the left.
Close the top. Plug it into the recharger unit for three hours then buff with a soft leather shammy.
If that doesn't fix it then wrap it in two layers of tin foil and call me in the morning.
63
posted on
10/12/2003 8:23:19 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Ignore the propaganda, focus on what you see.)
To: trekie_boy
I found a monkey for you.
64
posted on
10/12/2003 8:24:38 PM PDT
by
Jeff Gordon
(Why can't we all just get along and do things my way?)
To: Cathryn Crawford; Quix
That did it. I'm pinging Quix over here. He can straighten all this out. ;-)
65
posted on
10/12/2003 8:24:44 PM PDT
by
Scenic Sounds
(Sé esta vieja calle. Puede ser muy peligroso.)
To: avg_freeper
and what would a strange song lyrics post be without a little "They Might Be Giants"
someone keeps moving my chair
Mr. Horrible
Mr. Horrible
Telephone call for Mr. Horrible
But before he can talk to the ugliness men
There's some horrible business left
For him to attend to
Something unpleasant has spilled on his brain
As he sponges it off they say:
"Is this Horrible?
Is this Horrible?
It's the ugliness men, Mr. Horrible
We're just trying to bug you
We thought our dreadfulness
Might be a thing to annoy you with."
CHORUS
But Mr. Horrible says, "I don't mind,
The thing that bothers me is
Someone keeps moving my chair."
"Would you mind if we balance
This glass of milk
Where your visiting friend
Accidentally was killed?
Would it be okay with you
If we wrote a reminder
of things we'll forget to do today otherwise
using a green magic marker, if it's alright
On the back of your head?
CHORUS
66
posted on
10/12/2003 8:25:09 PM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Huh. That sounds surprisingly like the directions for correcting a German patato masher that cooked off in two seconds, instead of four...
67
posted on
10/12/2003 8:26:20 PM PDT
by
patton
(I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)
To: Scenic Sounds
Usted es terrible!
...and you revel in it! ROFL
68
posted on
10/12/2003 8:27:13 PM PDT
by
Cathryn Crawford
(Los vientos y la lluvia lo han lavado limpio.)
To: Cathryn Crawford
A Texan who spelled "revel" properly - I'm impressed.
To: Senator Pardek
A Texan who spelled "revel" properly - I'm impressed. I'm impressed that I impressed you. I must be impressive, indeed.
And is that a slur on Texas that I hear? Not good, not good. We don't take kindly to that, Senator. ;-)
70
posted on
10/12/2003 8:32:56 PM PDT
by
Cathryn Crawford
(Los vientos y la lluvia lo han lavado limpio.)
To: ErnBatavia; Lazamataz
What I want to know is how or why you'd be getting back to a New Year's Day drunken thread to bump it! Because these kind of threads are 'fun threads'. What ever happened to Focaults Pendulum? He used to have some crazy ones!!
71
posted on
10/12/2003 8:33:47 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(If you want breakfast in bed - - - sleep in the kitchen!)
To: avg_freeper
Much better set of 1,000,000 dollar lyrics:
If I Had A Million Dollars
by Barenaked Ladies
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, wed just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Thats right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
If I had a million dollars
Id buy your love
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
72
posted on
10/12/2003 8:36:48 PM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: patton
You are using Secret Decoder Ring Maintenance and Repair Manual edition 24956743/c aren't you? The manual for the masher is edition 24956743/o. Using that manual will cause your ring to malfunction and send a pulse to your implant causing you to crave mashed potato salad for breakfast.
73
posted on
10/12/2003 8:37:35 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Ignore the propaganda, focus on what you see.)
To: trekie_boy
It's spelled "Trekkie." Or the current preferred nomen, "Trekker."
74
posted on
10/12/2003 8:37:47 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: Scenic Sounds
"Yes." ;-)....is that a positive yes or a negative yes?????? It's entirely possible. In fact, I believe you're correct. ;-)
....are you sure?????????? It's never happened before, I'll go check and see...........
75
posted on
10/12/2003 8:38:08 PM PDT
by
GrandMoM
("What is impossible with men is possible with GOD -Luke 18:27)
To: MeeknMing; autoresponder; ntnychik
Gotta see this!! #64
76
posted on
10/12/2003 8:38:33 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(If you want breakfast in bed - - - sleep in the kitchen!)
To: gitmo; Lazamataz
do sponges lose their sponginess when aroused?
All's I know is that my chewing gum DOES lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight.
For the record, Laz, you're a goon. And I mean that in the most loving way.
77
posted on
10/12/2003 8:39:03 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Ummmmmm. Patato pancakes....
78
posted on
10/12/2003 8:41:15 PM PDT
by
patton
(I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)
To: GrandMoM; Cathryn Crawford
....are you sure?????????? It's never happened before, I'll go check and see...........Well, I'm not positive, so both Ms. Crawford and I will appreciate your checking, just to make sure.
And, be careful where you park the bike. I'm told it's a terrible neighborhood. ;-)
79
posted on
10/12/2003 8:41:56 PM PDT
by
Scenic Sounds
(Sé esta vieja calle. Puede ser muy peligroso.)
To: proud American in Canada
I care. Really. I mean that. Honest.
80
posted on
10/12/2003 8:44:09 PM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Donate to FR, and I'll record a Theme Song for the next BadJoe Weekend)
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