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News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.


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a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Rosie O'Donnell does not have wings......does she?

1 posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:20 AM PST by scouse
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To: scouse
Who invited Art Bell to the party?
2 posted on 01/29/2002 10:46:45 AM PST by newgeezer
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To: scouse
Haven't thought of my ex-wife in years. That's her for sure. Just feed her some money and she will go away.
3 posted on 01/29/2002 10:48:17 AM PST by isthisnickcool
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To: el_chupacabra
ping
4 posted on 01/29/2002 10:48:44 AM PST by FormerLib
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To: scouse
Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Methinks the researchers have been inhaling.

5 posted on 01/29/2002 10:51:49 AM PST by stanz
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To: scouse
Forward thread to Agent Mulder.
6 posted on 01/29/2002 10:55:23 AM PST by My2Cents
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To: scouse
There was an old Fantastic Four comic where something fitting this description came through a dimensional door that had been left ajar.
7 posted on 01/29/2002 11:01:10 AM PST by NativeNewYorker
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To: stanz
I think it takes more than inhaling for this one. Maybe peyote buttons considering where it's at.
8 posted on 01/29/2002 11:04:11 AM PST by techcor
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To: scouse

Our plan is working perfectly!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9 posted on 01/29/2002 11:05:17 AM PST by aomagrat
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To: techcor
Next thing, they'll be writing books and publishing under the name "Castaneda."
10 posted on 01/29/2002 11:46:10 AM PST by stanz
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To: scouse
Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

Well, that does it for me. If the good doctor says so then it must be so.

11 posted on 01/29/2002 11:52:39 AM PST by randog
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To: scouse

"That dang ole thing took my best sniff hound and probed me somethin' fierce."

12 posted on 01/29/2002 11:56:19 AM PST by Doctor Doom
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To: randog
Absolutely right.

It wouldn't be on the internet if it weren't true.

13 posted on 01/29/2002 11:59:52 AM PST by Ken H
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To: scouse
"The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football."

Just in time for Super Bowl.

--Boris

14 posted on 01/29/2002 12:08:43 PM PST by boris
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To: scouse
"Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens"

A wonderful headline. I am reminded of the classic, "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar."

--Boris

15 posted on 01/29/2002 12:12:04 PM PST by boris
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To: scouse
What is it named? Chupacabra, bigfoot, Nessie, they all have names.
16 posted on 01/29/2002 12:12:35 PM PST by RightWhale
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To: stanz
Come to think of it "The Simpsons" did a better version of that with the "insanity peppers" from .... aw, crud.. can't remember from where... hope I haven't got drain bramage.
17 posted on 01/29/2002 12:23:48 PM PST by techcor
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To: RightWhale
What is it named?

I'd vote for "Rugbycabra".

18 posted on 01/29/2002 12:26:00 PM PST by MrB
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To: scouse

19 posted on 01/29/2002 12:34:54 PM PST by RogueIsland
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To: RogueIsland

Dimensional door, eh? Tell it to the Totoro!

Be Seeing You,

Chris

20 posted on 01/29/2002 12:40:56 PM PST by section9
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To: scouse
My alien master wants me to make fun of this thread so here goes. A rugby football with legs? What's the matter with American football?
21 posted on 01/29/2002 12:42:29 PM PST by VadeRetro
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To: RogueIsland
That is not dead which
can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons
even death may die.
-- Abdul Alhazred: Al Azif

Ph'hglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtagn

Yeah - what that bad mofo said...

22 posted on 01/29/2002 12:46:31 PM PST by Noumenon
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To: techcor
Sorry...can't help ya out with that one.
23 posted on 01/29/2002 12:56:54 PM PST by stanz
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To: MrB
Chupafoozball
24 posted on 01/29/2002 1:01:44 PM PST by Justa
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To: NativeNewYorker, Cagey
....dimensional door that had been left ajar....

So, which is it, a door or a jar?

25 posted on 01/29/2002 1:10:05 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: SeeRushtoldU_so
Ya'll have any creatures like this in Georgia?
26 posted on 01/29/2002 1:11:15 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: all
fofl at all these posts
I don't believe the winged football is real but listeners have been calling up Art Bell to say they are starting to see thunderbirds again
(a Native American from Oklahoma called in to report this the other night and said his dad saw it too)
I think this could be true
Love, Palo
27 posted on 01/29/2002 1:21:19 PM PST by palo verde
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To: NativeNewYorker
“There is so much yet to learn, so much to see and marvel at."

--Reed Richards

28 posted on 01/29/2002 2:54:37 PM PST by MUDDOG
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To: newgeezer
Was just listening to Art Bell I recorded last night. He has some guy Hutchinson on that claims to do weird phyical things things with Tesla coils and Van der Graf generators.

A caller challenged the videos (Bell always pushes his site) saying the looked like Hollywood upside-down special effects.

Either that or the dreaded H.A.A.R.P. project has been running looking for OBL or nuclear material, but opened the door.

Come to thing of it, the drummer from the Doors was in Boston last week pushing a book.

29 posted on 01/29/2002 3:10:20 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: MUDDOG
Big smile. :)
30 posted on 01/29/2002 4:44:58 PM PST by NativeNewYorker
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To: Noumenon
It's the Hounds of Tindalos that keep bothering me. With all the baying, I can't sleep...

Oh well, I guess I'll read another chapter of The King in Yellow...

--Boris

31 posted on 01/29/2002 5:14:33 PM PST by boris
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Why do these things attack backwards third world drug producing cesspools for a country? Is  there no one else worthy to be "enlightened" but the these coke heads?
32 posted on 01/29/2002 9:16:52 PM PST by SeeRushToldU_So
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To: SeeRushToldU_So
Although I do not have really cool colored fonts like you, lol, I do think you have a point there!

Perhaps they are imbibing some local roots/berries that cause hallucinations?

33 posted on 01/30/2002 3:18:29 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: MUDDOG; All
Hi MUDDOG
I heard that in Mexico City sightings of UFOs are reported in the papers
but here in USA they are not reported
In March of '97 a UFO the size of a football field moved slowly over the city of Phoenix, AZ
and eveyone who was looking up saw it
people coming home from work got out of their car to watch it
children chased it down the street
but the newspapers did not even mention it -- till Gov Symington dressed up as an alien to make a joke about it
Love, Palo
34 posted on 01/30/2002 1:41:30 PM PST by palo verde
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To: westmex
Hi Westy
where is the lake (is it in Canada?) where they have sighted the same sea monster as in Loch Ness Scotland?
Love, Palo
35 posted on 01/30/2002 1:44:17 PM PST by palo verde
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To: scouse
Chupafootball? LOL! That one for the encyclopedias of cryptozoology.
36 posted on 01/30/2002 1:47:03 PM PST by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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To: grannie9
Hi chickita
Here in Tucson when I used to lie on my outside couch and watch the stars at night, I did see a star suddenly move at right angles from where it was
It would stay there half an hour and then do it again
When I began to read the UFO literature in the public library, I came across the expression ''traveling stars''
I figure what I saw must have been a ''ship''
Love, Palo
37 posted on 01/30/2002 1:51:45 PM PST by palo verde
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To: okimhere
hi oki
many people took videos of the UFO seen over Phoenix (they were shown on access TV here in Tucson)
what is interesting is I saw the 6 lights
they would blink on and off and make patterns
it is similar to what was described seen in that area of CA where you used to live
Love, Palo
38 posted on 01/30/2002 1:57:24 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Hi Sweetie...The lake with Ogopogo is in British Columbia, Canada...
39 posted on 01/30/2002 2:00:03 PM PST by westmex
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To: habs4ever
hi habs
falling off a canoe into a glacier lake in Canada is not considered an encounter of the third kind
you only spent 30 seconds in the lake
and instantly headed for the Chateau's Bar and Grill
to try to get your teeth to stop chattering
-- unless it was the same lake where Westy said the sea monster lives?
Love, Palo
40 posted on 01/30/2002 2:04:16 PM PST by palo verde
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To: westmex
Hi sweetie
thank you
Is Ogopogo the name of the sea monster?
Love, Palo
41 posted on 01/30/2002 2:22:47 PM PST by palo verde
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To: andysandmikesmom
Hi Lynn
isnt Big Foot sighted in wilds of Washington
I read the Sasquatch is very gentle
and can disappear when he wants to
(I guess that means changing dimensions)
I think it was on the Art Bell show where a woman came on who said as a little girl when she was berrypicking a Sasquatch joined her
she was not afraid of him, he was not afraid of her
Love, Palo
42 posted on 01/30/2002 2:28:41 PM PST by palo verde
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To: habs4ever
did you see Ogopogo?
43 posted on 01/30/2002 2:31:27 PM PST by palo verde
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To: NativeNewYorker
dimensional door that had been left ajar.

If a door is ajar, how can it be a door?

44 posted on 01/30/2002 2:33:30 PM PST by Chemist_Geek
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To: palo verde
I don't believe the winged football is real but listeners have been calling up Art Bell to say they are starting to see thunderbirds again

Only if they live near Las Vegas. Otherwise, according to the schedule, they'll have to wait until March.

45 posted on 01/30/2002 2:35:46 PM PST by Chemist_Geek
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To: palo verde
ROFL!!
46 posted on 01/30/2002 2:36:52 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: palo verde
Is Ogopogo the name of the sea monster?

Hi Palo
That's the way I heard it.
Love Westy

47 posted on 01/30/2002 2:46:50 PM PST by westmex
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To: scouse
In Wisconsin there's a furry football with a Moose's "head" that regularly frightens teens and steals their cheese when the teenies panic and take flight. Any relation to the Chilean Rugby Monster, I wonder?
48 posted on 01/30/2002 2:56:06 PM PST by Thumper1960
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To: palo verde
I think I heard about that Phoenix deal. And someone tell the aliens not to drink the water in Mexico.

Art Bell's the man. Whitley Strieber's not bad either.

49 posted on 01/30/2002 3:08:40 PM PST by MUDDOG
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To: MUDDOG
Hi MudDog
I like Art Bell and Whitley both
Art Bell has more talent for radio
but I think Whitley has had first hand ET experience
Love, Palo
50 posted on 01/30/2002 3:49:01 PM PST by palo verde
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