We're starting out from AZ! Hey, if you're within a few hundred miles "out of the way," we'll pick you up!
We can just race to the front door, then, okay?
Also if I've been consuming milk products, any form of legume, heavy-grained wheat products, cheese, caffeine, tomato and other fruit, broccoli, spicy foods or other random assorted comestibles, well, pretty much if I have ingested anything within the past 24 hours, you do not want to ride in the same car with me for extended periods of time. For your own safety and my own, uh, personal dignity or something. ;)