[steveo]

Everybody get out and push.

[erikm88]

I guess we as a human race ought to stop breathing in order for the earth to spin faster eh?

[tsomer]

No no no. Here's what we do:

Kofi Anan tells everyone to walk outside, and stand looking east. Then we take two steps forward, first step being very soft and short. On the second step we leap and land on both feet. If everyone acts together, we can save the earth.

By the way, are they sure the decrease in speed isn't causing the global warming? Could they have it backwards?