posted on 02/28/2002 7:36:12 AM PST
This is simple. Just look for a dairy farmer with a broken milking machine. He probably used the vacuum till his machine was fixed.
posted on 02/28/2002 7:53:56 AM PST
Police launched a possible homicide investigation
Shouldn't that be "bovicide investigation "? '
posted on 02/28/2002 7:55:36 AM PST
I guess now it's PETAs problem.
posted on 02/28/2002 8:03:09 AM PST
This reminds me of the movie the Jerk. This is $hit. This is shinola.
Holy Cow, I bet that cow was rather attached to that....
Was the teat circumcised?
I have to admit, it *is* pretty hard to tell them apart. Confuses me all the time. Sometimes when I'm in the bathroom I just freak out when I, well, you know, right before I, well, you know. And driving by a herd of cows is enough to drive a lot of people totally out of their minds, especially if they're of the, shall we say, desirous female persuasion?
This would make a great south park episode.
I am just really, really curious how the cow lost this thing and what the hell was it doing driving around in a car!?
To: Dallas;chainsaw;Rifleman;Jefferson Adams
Oh come on y'all....should you really be making fun of a guy who thought a cow teat was a penis. Poor guy was probably anatomically shortchanged and doesn't even relieve himself publicly!
"Its a clean machine." The Beatles.
Regroup here....it wasn't a cop that thought it was a penis...it was the "local medical officials!!" Note to self: "never, ever go to the doctor in Nebraska!!"
please, no pictures.
posted on 03/01/2002 12:02:48 PM PST
by TC Rider
Somewhere under the prairie sky there's a forlorn cow mooing for, uh, never mind.
||Hey, I've had some fun in carwashs (and pictures to prove it), but...holy cow.
posted on 03/22/2002 4:00:26 PM PST
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