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I've struck it rich! (Now what do I do with the money?)
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Posted on 03/04/2002 4:05:51 PM PST by Eagle Eye

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To: Eagle Eye
I get at least one of those a month.
I assumed that the Feds would be interested, so I made the mistake the first time of going to their scam/frauds line.
Big mistake.

I assumed they would use the address or email in the letter and nail the clowns, but the number of questions they force you to answer makes it attractive only to the most lonely people without a life.
I just blow them away now.

61 posted on 03/04/2002 5:01:18 PM PST by Publius6961
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To: shaggy eel
Nigeria holds the following world record; It has at least one of its citizens jailed in every country in the world. Respond with discretion.
62 posted on 03/04/2002 5:01:32 PM PST by ar10
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To: Eagle Eye
Hey! Go for it! I made millions on an email I got just like this one! Just open a new bank account that's all and they wire the money into it and you manage it. No big deal.
63 posted on 03/04/2002 5:02:43 PM PST by jwh_Denver
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To: Eagle Eye
i think they try to get you to call a number- amd when you do it charges your phone bill like $300 a minute
64 posted on 03/04/2002 5:03:07 PM PST by Mr. K
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To: JimSEA
But mine's for real. Really. Want in on the deal?
65 posted on 03/04/2002 5:04:11 PM PST by Eagle Eye
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To: Eagle Eye
Spread the word. Mebby it's not too late!
66 posted on 03/04/2002 5:04:54 PM PST by Don Carlos
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To: ar10
,,, that makes them a minority group until the boat comes in for the one we're holding. With his luck, he'll be at the airport when that happens. He's shining my shoes as I type this - how's that for a response?
67 posted on 03/04/2002 5:05:06 PM PST by shaggy eel
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To: jwh_Denver
LOL! Thats the best one yet!
68 posted on 03/04/2002 5:05:34 PM PST by Eagle Eye
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To: Eagle Eye
My client needs an honest and prudent manager

In the brokerage industry, there is a rule known as "Know Your Customer", whereby any registered representative MUST ask some pretty basic, but IMPORTANT questions, involving suitability and amount of money invested. A Nigerian with US$8 million will send up a huge MONEY LAUNDERING red flag. Compliance officers would be all over this person in a heartbeat. I seriously doubt that the account would be opened.

Many firms also have lists of countries with which representatives are prohibited from conducting business. I do not know if Nigeria is currently on the s*#t list of any firms.

69 posted on 03/04/2002 5:05:48 PM PST by mrs slocombe
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To: shaggy eel
Give them James Carville's bank account number.
70 posted on 03/04/2002 5:08:57 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: shaggy eel
Dang, you guessed! Exposure avoidance, Loss prevention, Loss reduction, Segregation by separation, Segregation by duplication, Contractual transfer, Rentention.
71 posted on 03/04/2002 5:09:59 PM PST by Eagle Eye
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To: Eagle Eye
Would you do that for me?
72 posted on 03/04/2002 5:10:09 PM PST by JimSEA
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To: doug from upland
,,, what about Billy-Jeff's account number? He's big on helping the world's people.
73 posted on 03/04/2002 5:10:18 PM PST by shaggy eel
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To: isthisnickcool
Wow! Live and learn. Thank you!
74 posted on 03/04/2002 5:10:29 PM PST by Don Carlos
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To: mrs slocombe
I suspect that any more than a few dollars passing through my account will trigger the profiling software, let alone millions.

Maybe I should just get them to send cash?

75 posted on 03/04/2002 5:12:02 PM PST by Eagle Eye
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To: Dialup Llama
I dunno exactly how it happens ultimately, but that's how it begins... with your account #s. They may then get your signature on something and use it, or who knows. But this is a sure scam.

Why the heck would a millionaire choose a regular guy to invest his money? Tax avoidance? C'mon.

76 posted on 03/04/2002 5:12:24 PM PST by Principled
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To: JimSEA
Sure. Just a sec and I'll post my bank account number...Doh! That was close!
77 posted on 03/04/2002 5:13:48 PM PST by Eagle Eye
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To: Principled
Why the heck would a millionaire choose a regular guy to invest his money?

I haven't been very regular recently, but how the heck would this guy know about that?

78 posted on 03/04/2002 5:15:18 PM PST by Eagle Eye
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To: Eagle Eye
,,, transactions over $10k go under the microscope.
79 posted on 03/04/2002 5:17:00 PM PST by shaggy eel
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To: Eagle Eye
Metamucil!
80 posted on 03/04/2002 5:17:47 PM PST by Don Carlos
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