Howard Stern's Girlfriend Cover Photo

FHM Magazine ^ | March 5, 2002

[Age of Reason]

We certainly know it isn't for Howard's looks.

What are you talking about?

I've heard Stern himself say when the girls see some ugly guy getting out of a limo, suddenly he appears handsome as anything in their eyes.

Something to remember about the human animal: imagination and adaptability.

Adaptability means beauty is as beauty does: If it's famous and rich, it must be doing something right, and so its appearance becomes a standard of beauty. A big nose is transformed into the prow of a grecian warship proudly parting the sea of life . . . .

[Britton J Wingfield]

With that much cash, he could have just bailed out Winona Ryder...

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

She looks like she has some good lawsuits against her plastic surgeons. Talk about bad and obvious.

[tracer]

Aiee, caramba!!! So is money.

I predict that, one way or the other, Howard will be dead within a year.....

[tracer]

Two teen-age daughters. They must really be proud of their daddy.... /sarcasm>

[kinghorse]

She's got that "one rock short crackwhore" look we know Howard craves.

[frmrda]

I've seen other pictures of her where she doens't look as strung out. She doesn't look good here.Of course she's out of any league I could play in, but for Howard and all his money he could do much better. Hell, Robin Givens was better.

[PJ-Comix]

If Beth ever dumps him, Howard can always go out with Houston the porno star. Houston has that refreshing natural look about her.

[Aggie Mama]

No kidding. That pose on the rug is a little yucky. Actually, that rug is a littly yucky.

[Bigg Red]

Adaptability means beauty is as beauty does...

That applies only in what females find beautiful in males. There are universal beauty laws that apply to female attractiveness to male eyes.

[Far Right Of Left]

It's called MONEY!!!

[Lancey Howard]

The face is a little rough, but with the rest of her to dwell on, who cares?

By the way, I think she's shooting for publicity, and as for "gold", she'll take what she can get. Howeird is just a step on her ladder. She is looking onward and upward, guaranteed. And I bet he knows it. Give it 3 - 6 months.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I just find it odd that the surgeon would put her boobs near her elbows. Do you think that they slid down?

[Aggie Mama]

OMG!! I had to go back and look at that picture again... You're absolutely correct. If you're going to get that kind of thing done, at least make them perky--not like an 80 year old.

[DETAILER]

First of all, she's too much of a slut to merit a decent man.

2) I see better looking women at church.

Stern can have her. Yuk.

You got that right!- well said!

[Pylot]

Rich Men Love Beautiful Women.

Beautiful Women Love Rich Men.

The reason God invented Alcohol is for those of us lacking money and or looks.

This is the physics of love according to me.

[vetvetdoug]

Better Howard than O.J.

[Lumberjack]

Good for Howard. Divorce is a nasty thing, and I'm glad he's starting to get back to normal.

I'd do'er in his situation. Even if she didn't come with a side of fries and a shake yet.

[ZULU]

No accounting for taste, or how cheaply some people will sell themselves for a buck and publicity. Before this, nobody knew this chick. Now everybody will, thanks to that unshaved, unwashed, unfunny lowlife purveyor of crude school room levity.

[billbears]

That's a scary woman. Of course that's just my opinion I never have liked plastic