Body identified in Russian mob probe; fifth body located in Sierra lake

The Sacramento Bee ^ | March 19, 2002 | Don Thompson - AP

[let freedom sing]

So your theory is that the Mafia wouldn't allow him to take his money out of the bank? That would be very kind of them considering the fact that if he had taken the money out of the bank it would probably be in their hands now rather than his heirs.

Just kiiiiiiiiiiiidding! Where's your sense of humor? You been dealing with too many Russians jews at your local bank? Besides, everyone should know about banks, and the mafia that controls them-- ever heard of "AG and the FED?"

[monday]

"As to the victims association with the Mafia, he probably had none. He was meeting new business associates just before he was killed. My guess is that it was simple extortion. They told him to pay them $100,000 or whatever, or they would kill him. He tried to but couldn't come up with the money fast enough so they killed him. "

Objection, your honor; calls for speculation.

Some have a talent for speculation. See article here.

I rest my case.