Munich "corpse" turns out to be sex doll

Yahoo News/Drudge ^ | Tuesday March 26, 5:41 PM

[woofie]

MUNICH, Germany (Reuters) - A Munich man suspected of murder after he was seen carrying what a neighbour thought was a dead body into his flat was cleared after he showed police his collection of rubber sex dolls.

A police spokeswoman said on Tuesday the neighbour called to say he saw the man carrying a "corpse" into the apartment. Police responding to the call found the suspect to be "surprised and disturbed" by their questions at first.

"When the officers then told the man they were investigating a murder he showed them his newly acquired silicon sex doll," the spokeswoman said.

"The man also showed the officers four other inflatable sex dolls he owns. Apparently, he had just been testing out his new acquisition when police arrived."

The spokeswoman said the police then left the apartment and closed the file

[woofie]

"The man also showed the officers four other inflatable sex dolls he owns. Apparently, he had just been testing out his new acquisition when police arrived."

Testing,testing,1,2,3

[July 4th]

These were showcased on one of the music channels (MTV, VH1, etc.) a while back. Note that this is the only family-friendly pic of these things I'm able to post.

[AM2000]

I bet you can "buy" the real thing in Vegas for less. Not that I would do such a thing, of course :-)

[woofie]

"she" looks better than Demi Moore

[hole_n_one]

I strap mine in the passenger seat so I can use the carpool lane when I've got to make a trek downtown on the 405........

[thirdbasecoach]

How does it go? "Ain't nothin' like the real thing baby!" Do you have to inflate them? Do different air pressures provide diferent looks or sizes? I guess it gives new meaning to the phrase" different strokes for different folks". Apparently this German "sees nothing".

[eniapmot]

gotta hot rod?

[doug from upland]

I hear from a certain nitwit high school RAT teacher in Boston that the silicon doll is the state of the art.

[The Bored One]

A man can't even own a couple of sex dolls anymore without the whole country knowing about it ...

[xm177e2]

"She's such a doll!"

I guess the only downsides are she can't fetch a beer, and she won't do anything to ward off other mens' sexual advances.

[nhoward14]

oh man this is sad, but hilarious...

"What you mean a corpse? All I got here is this harem of fantasy women!"

[Exit148]

Are there any 'inflatable Kens'????

[let freedom sing]

Necrophylliacs, Anon.

[nhoward14]

ummmm... yes...

[mathurine]

Doll turns out to be sex corpse-- knew one like that in days of yore, I did.

[Mulder]

Why does a fellow need one of those 'inflatable things', when this will do much better:

[SarahW]

No, they are flesh-like silicone on a skeleton-like jointed armature. For extra you can get one with jointed hands and/or gyrating hips. You can even get a blue one if you are into that alien stuff.

How do I know? curiosity killed the cat - I had to see a realdoll when someone told me about them. Visiting the site does not improve one's opinion of what goes on in the minds of men, Thankfully I didn't burst into flame or turn to a pillar of salt.

They have a really icky man-doll too.

[socal_parrot]

If she gets vocal during "the act" do his lips move?

[SarahW]

See above

[SarahW]

I read where you can get a special one with sensors activated by :ahem: movement. The sensors are hooked up to your home computer; which has software that makes noises.

Kinda gross.

[socal_parrot]

Imagine surround sound.

[Joe 6-pack]

Pygmalion and Galatea

"As once with prayers in passion flowing,
Pygmalion embraced the stone,
Till from the frozen marble glowing,
The light of feeling o'er him shone,
So did I clasp with young devotion.
Bright nature to a poet's heart;
Till breath and warmth and vital motion
Seemed through the statue form to dart.

"And then, in all my ardour sharing,
The silent form expression found;
Returned my kiss of youth daring,
And understood my heart's quick sound.
Then lived for me the bright creation,
The silver rill with song was rife;
The trees, the roses shared sensation,
An echo of my boundless life."

- Friedrich von Schiller (1759-1805)

[nhoward14]

Wouldn't it be horrible if your real doll made the THX sound every time you turned her on? Unsuspecting neighbors say: "Just how many times does he need to watch Star Wars anyway?"

[nhoward14]

I recommend the Maxim 3000 remote. It includes enhanced driving features and has an "On-Time" button that will ensure she is ready to go when you are...

[socal_parrot]

LOL. Or "Earthquake".

[Mulder]

I recommend the Maxim 3000 remote. It includes enhanced driving features and has an "On-Time" button that will ensure she is ready to go when you are...

LOL! Yeah, I may need to upgrade soon. I've worn out a few of the buttons on my Maxim 2000 model.

[Rubber Ducky]

She won't:

1. say no.
   
2. sue you for alimony.
   
3. get mad if you forget her birthday.
   
4. vote for Liberals (except in certain large cities, perhaps).
   
5. spend your money on frivolous things like clothes or shoes.
   
6. call you a pervert if you start stripping her clothes off in the middle of the day.
   
7. claim a 'headache','not in the mood' or any hundred of other excuses when you want to get your rocks off and relax.
   
8. remind you that you got it last month, last week, yesterday or even an hour ago if you are in the mood for loving.
   
9. tell you that you can get to sleep without it.

[nhoward14]

10. Interrupt televised sports events to discuss ________

[brat]

ROFLOL!

[etcetera]

Kinda scary...not just the dolls, but guys who would get turned on by them...

[Brytani]

Gives a whole other meaning to "We have you surrounded, drop the intern!!"