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CLINTON haters...you're gonna LOVE this!!!
Brain Terminal ^ | 3/27/2002 | Evan Coyne Maloney

Posted on 03/28/2002 9:35:18 AM PST by libber-tarian

The Shallowness of Clinton

By Evan Coyne Maloney

www.brain-terminal.com

I recently wrote an article in which I referred to Bill Clinton as a shallow man, and was asked to explain myself by a reader who went on to claim that Bill Clinton "righted the wrongs of active exclusion, willful ignorance, and offensive pity" and "[led] the nation through its longest period of peacetime expansion of economic, social, and individual opportunity."

What I've never understood about the Clinton apologists is that they apparently value talk over action. Other than make speeches filled with feel-good rhetoric, what did Bill Clinton actually do? People may have felt comforted by his words, believed that he cared about them and felt their pain, but in the end, all of Clinton's talk amounted to nothing.

Whenever I talk to supporters of Bill Clinton, I ask them to list the things he did. Most people can't name a single thing, and instead credit him with presiding over an expanding economy, as though coincidence--the dumb luck of having his presidency aligned with the business cycle--somehow proves that he caused it to happen. But what did he do that was so beneficial to the economy? For that matter, what actions did he take to "right the wrongs of active exclusion"? Don't ask, don't tell? Hardly the epitome of inclusiveness.

My memory may be failing me, but when I try to recall the achievements of the Clinton presidency, I can name only two of any significance: Welfare Reform and NAFTA. Despite the fact that neither of these bills originated from the Clinton Administration, I do give him credit for signing them; most Democrats would not have signed either bill. On the other hand, neither of these bills could pass Congress until the Republicans took over in 1994. So I guess the real achievement of the Clinton presidency was scaring enough people during his first two years in office that he put the Senate and the House of Representatives in the hands of the Republicans for the first time since 1954. But I doubt the fans of Clinton would celebrate that monumental achievement.

Lucky Bubble

As far as the economy goes, there is no doubt that Bill Clinton presided over a favorable economy and a remarkable expansion in the stock market. But remember that most of this expansion was due to the rise of the Internet and the resulting speculation on Internet stocks. Remember when the economy started to go south? That's right, just when the Internet bubble burst. Al Gore's attempt to take credit for inventing the Internet notwithstanding, nobody in their right mind would claim that the Clinton Administration was somehow responsible for the Internet boom.

But if you insist on crediting Bill Clinton with the rise of the stock market, then you must also blame him for the "irrational exuberance" that led to its collapse. You must therefore also blame him for the recession. Otherwise, you're crediting him for handing out the drinks at the party and blaming his successor--the guy who has to clean up the mess--for everyone's hangover the next day.

Getting back to my claim that Bill Clinton is a shallow man, it seems to me that someone who squanders an opportunity to achieve greatness and instead uses his power for nothing more than the satisfaction of his own wants and needs is shallow. Bill Clinton is pathologically self-absorbed, which is why he constantly found himself bungling into scandal after scandal.

Now, one may scream that there was a vast right-wing conspiracy to bring down Bill Clinton; even if you believe that nonsense, you have to wonder why Bill Clinton went out of his way to hand his enemies so much ammunition on such a regular basis. And when I say scandal, I'm not even thinking about the "lying under oath" thing, which Clinton supporters dismiss as inconsequential. I'm talking about other serious stuff, all of which is well-known to people who were paying attention, but most of which was underreported due to the media's focus on the more salacious--and therefore media-friendly--Clinton scandals.

Scandal After Scandal

If you'll recall: Under Bill Clinton, the White House became a glorified motel, where the Lincoln Bedroom was rented out to contributors who coughed up enough dough. Military secrets ended up in the hands of the Chinese, who laundered money that ended up in the hands of the Democratic National Committee just in time for Clinton's re-election campaign. Al Gore was dispatched to hold illegal fundraisers at Buddhist temples, where he collected money from dozens of nuns who--despite having taken vows of poverty--each managed to produce a $5,000 check for Clinton's re-election. His top fundraiser, Terry McAuliffe, the current head of the aforementioned DNC, made $18,000,000 from a $100,000 investment in Global Crossing, now bankrupt and under investigation for shady government contracts during the Clinton Administration. When Enron's Ken Lay was staying in the Lincoln Bedroom during the Clinton Administration, Enron came to ask the federal government to underwrite foreign loans on 20 different occasions; on 19 of those 20 occasions, the Clinton Administration said yes, to the tune of $2 billion dollars. And let us not forget about selling presidential pardons to drug-runners and fat-cat tax-cheat felons on the lam in Europe. Or the looting of White House furniture for their new home, which is unfortunately located in my home state. And all that's without even getting into Whitewater, the Travel Office firings, or the perjury scandal.

Bill Clinton is a low-life thief, a petty swindler, and a smooth-talking scam artist more suited for Tammany Hall than the White House. But I will admit that Bill Clinton was a man of action, as long as that action involved greasing his palms (or anything other body part for that matter) or furnishing his house. Somehow, Bill Clinton found the time to conduct all of that "business", but he was too busy to take Osama bin Laden when the Sudanese government offered to hand him over to us in 1996. Think about it: we wouldn't be chasing bin Laden around the globe right now if Clinton had focused a little more on taking care of the threats against us and a little less on figuring out every conceivable way that he could cash in on his power or use it to get women.

Depends on What the Meaning of "Peace" Is

Which reminds me...as far as giving Clinton credit for presiding over a time of peace, what kind of peace was it? During the Clinton Administration, there were 6 major terrorist attacks against the U.S. which left over 415 dead and 6,500 injured. It seems to me that it's very easy to maintain the illusion of peace by ignoring the dangers that surround us. You may look back fondly at the 1990s as a time of peace, but it was a peace during which we relaxed while our enemies were getting stronger and preparing to annihilate us. That's a pretty shallow peace if you ask me.

Bill Clinton is shallow because he spoke often of his convictions but did nothing to realize them. He's shallow because he was given remarkable gifts and the opportunity to do great things with them, yet he achieved nothing substantial. In the end, his presidency amounted to little more than talk and corruption. He rarely took any action unless it somehow benefitted him. But whenever action mattered for the good of the nation, Bill Clinton was nowhere to be found. And that is why the man who spent the final days of his presidency fretting about his legacy will find it to be recorded quite accurately by history: Bill Clinton is a shallow, failed man.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Editorial; Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: 229; clinton; clintonhaters; corruption; economy; impeachedx42; sasu; sleaze
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To: MurryMom

21 posted on 03/28/2002 10:18:13 AM PST by Howlin
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To: libber-tarian
My memory may be failing me, but when I try to recall the achievements of the Clinton presidency,...

Exactly, every successful president (even a few modern ones who weren't) have some sort of legacy to hand their history on, i.e. (since WWII):

FDR--The New Deal
Truman--Rebuilding war-torn nations
Eisenhower--The Interstate Highway system
Kennedy--Man on the Moon
Johnson--Great Society
Nixon--Opening of Red China
Ford--Restoration of country post Watergate, Vietnam
Carter--Camp David Peace Accord
Reagan--END OF THE COLD WAR
Bush the Elder--Gulf War
Clinton--????(Oval Office B.J.)
Bush the Junior--War on Terrorism

22 posted on 03/28/2002 10:18:40 AM PST by meandog
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To: aShepard
But, he should have included mention of the co-president, co-scumball, co-thief, co-traitor.

bump

23 posted on 03/28/2002 10:19:29 AM PST by Kathleen
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To: libber-tarian
Great find! Worth a bookmark!
24 posted on 03/28/2002 10:19:44 AM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: seamole
Thanks for indexing to the "Clinton Haters" bump list. You perform a great public service, I assure you.
25 posted on 03/28/2002 10:20:39 AM PST by Liz
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To: MurryMom
Interest rates are down, unemployment figures are improving, and we are out of recession according the the experts. Sorry, MM, your man was nothing more than a lying male slut and never achieved anything within his control over his 8 years. And you are what you support.
26 posted on 03/28/2002 10:21:39 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Howlin
That is a truely inspired graphic. Who designed it?
27 posted on 03/28/2002 10:22:44 AM PST by KC Burke
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To: meandog
Carter--Camp David Peace Accord

Carter - Iran hostage crisis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28 posted on 03/28/2002 10:22:57 AM PST by RetiredArmy
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To: Two Thirds Vote Aye
Hi! Good to see you.
29 posted on 03/28/2002 10:23:25 AM PST by KC Burke
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To: KC Burke
That I'm not sure of, but RedBloodedAmerican changed the date from 2000 to 2004.........I like it, don't you?
30 posted on 03/28/2002 10:25:12 AM PST by Howlin
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To: Mia T
Ping!
31 posted on 03/28/2002 10:25:18 AM PST by Graewoulf
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To: MurryMom
Besides tax cuts, the following accomplishments:

Appointing a stellar cabinet, including Rumsfeld, Rice, Powell, and others, without regards to race or sex; reversing some terrible EO's foisted on the American people at the last minute by a malicious administration; rallying the nation and the world to combat terrorism; freeing the people of Afghanistan, particularly the women, from the brutality of the Taliban regime; passing an education bill which requires accountability by the schhols; initiating a new relationship with Russia based on mutual respect; dumping the Kyoto protocol; pushing forward with the missile defense shield despite the whining of the left and the EU; promoting a culture of life as much as is legally possible; restoring dignity, honor, and pride in the presidency by his stellar conduct and that of his gracious wife; promoted volunteerism and charity; restored the Peace Corps to Peru and began a new, positive relationship with its people; redecorated the White House in good taste; AND demonstrated to the world that he can use a chain saw.

Please file this list away for referral. Thank you.

32 posted on 03/28/2002 10:25:46 AM PST by Miss Marple
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To: meandog
The other day, somebody told me I'd be screaming bloody murder is Clinton had signed a bill like CFR; to be honest, I tried to remember what I felt like when Clinton signed a bill I didn't agree with.........I couldn't think of ONE.

Did he even send ONE bill up to the Hill?

33 posted on 03/28/2002 10:26:48 AM PST by Howlin
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To: meandog
Good list, meandog!
34 posted on 03/28/2002 10:27:29 AM PST by Salvation
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To: Howlin
Clinton made executive orders - he didn't need to sign no steekin' bill.
35 posted on 03/28/2002 10:28:16 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer
That's "steenkin'," for all of us dialectically challenged.
36 posted on 03/28/2002 10:29:33 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: MurryMom
Whenever MurryMom starts referring to herself in the third person, it's time for MurryMom to wear the white jacket with the funny sleeves and go into the room with the matresses lining the walls.

the Bushies generally retreat into their standard Repukie rants about Monica and oral sex

I don't know about you, but we've really forgotten about Monica for the most part -- that is until the classless one opens his big mouth. The war and all.

37 posted on 03/28/2002 10:31:34 AM PST by AmishDude
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To: libber-tarian
"Think about it: we wouldn't be chasing bin Laden around the globe right now if Clinton had focused a little more on taking care of the threats against us and a little less on figuring out every conceivable way that he could cash in on his power or use it to get women."

Do you think the $200 billions we spent on 9/11 so far, and the three thousand lifes lost can impress on this scum to just commit suiside, like Mr. Foster did!

38 posted on 03/28/2002 10:33:36 AM PST by philosofy123
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To: Howlin
The only bill I remember was the loathesome Healthcare Security bill....remember him holding that ID card and saying how we would ALL have one? Yikes!
39 posted on 03/28/2002 10:33:58 AM PST by Miss Marple
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To: MurryMom
MurryMom is obviously forgettting that Bush has only been in office less than 18 months ... and yet Bush hasn't soiled the White House with requests for BJs from interns, admitting ChiComs and Russian Mafia in while looking for campaign contributions.

Bush has waged a MUCH better job on the war against terrorists ... unlike Clinton. Clinton only released missiles as cover-up for bad news (release of news showing how he clearly was a Liar ... ("I did not have sex with that woman ..." that is a lie) ... and a Perjurer and someone who attempted to obstruct justice (felonies!!).

But MurrayMom is a brain-dead liberal (probably redundant) ... who can never admit a Conservative is doing good, and will NEVER NEVER NEVER be willing to admit a liberal like Clinton is an immoral cheat who disgraced the country. But then I suspect MurrayMom is jealous of the opportunities Monica L. had.

Mike

40 posted on 03/28/2002 10:34:29 AM PST by Vineyard
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