Aaron Brown Mocks Greta Van Susteren

NEWSMAX ^ | 3/28/02 | Limbacher

[Tumbleweed_Connection]

Somebody named Aaron Brown, who according to wire services is an employee at CNN, has a mean opinion of Greta Van Susteren, who underwent cosmetic surgery after dumping CNN for Fox News Channel.

"She went off the air looking great. She came on the air looking like a 25-year-old cheerleader," he sniped.

A Fox News spokesman responded by calling Brown "a legend in his own mind."

[Hugin]

The few times I've seen him Aaron Brown impressed me as a condescending pr*ck. I see my impression was correct.

[tonyinv]

Although I disagree with his opinion. Help me understand why looking like a cheerleader is bad. I'm sure some of the NFL cheerleaders are 25.

[SolitaryMan]

His show comes on after Larry King. It has the stupidest opening I have ever seen. By far the worst news show I have ever seen.

[doxteve]

You are right--Aaron Brown is something that should be scraped off of a shoe and composted. He and the insufferable Jean Enerson, Soviet apologist, were the evening anchors on Seattle's NBC Affiliate KING-TV. He's a Brown pile, always has been, always will be.

[steenkeenbadges]

"She came on the air looking like a 25-year-old cheerleader"

There's somethin wrong wid dat?

[onedoug]

Now that they made her look Chinese, can her surgeons cut back that australopithecine jaw?

[antidemocommie]

I like Greta better post surgery, but I can't listen to what she is saying when I watch her. She has a sort of robotic movement that captures my attention for some reason.

She had that same movement when on the Commie News Network Doea anyone else notice this, or am I just seeing things?

[Concerto in D]

AMEN! I was sooooo glad to see him get out of here. What a smarmy skank (as is Jean Enerson).

[jackbill]

Now that they made her look Chinese, can her surgeons cut back that australopithecine jaw?

I will admit that I had to look that one up. And I found that you hit it right on the mark.

From Merriam Webster: any of a genus (Australopithecus) of extinct southern and eastern African hominids that include gracile and robust forms with near-human dentition and a relatively small brain

[jackbill]

Actually, a pox on both of their houses.

If I didn't have choices beyond these two, I'd really feel deprived.

[Paul Atreides]

It is so funny; Fox News People look they have a regular bowel movement while CNN looks like it is broadcast from the recreation room of a local nursing home with the patients as newscasters. It is also funny to see CNN's and MSNBC's imitations of The O'Reilly Factor format, right down to talking exactly in the manner of Bill O'Reilly.

[wildwood]

well, it's like this. you work for cnn, you're pretty much ugly. they have to steal correspondents from fox to get somebody good looking.

[maica]

Alan Keyes (MSNBC at 10pm eastern) does make sense and his voice is much less irritating than Greta's. I do not watch CNN on principle.

[jackbill]

Alan Keyes (MSNBC at 10pm eastern) does make sense and his voice is much less irritating than Greta's. I do not watch CNN on principle.

Sorry. I don't watch Keyes - on principle. And doubly so when Pat Buchanan subs for him.

[Bush2000]

"She went off the air looking great. She came on the air looking like a 25-year-old cheerleader," he sniped.

Isn't Brown being a little too gracious here? 25-year old cheerleader she ain't.

[MamaLucci]

She's been referred to as "Clutch Cargo".

[MamaLucci]

Whenever I see her, I hear bongos.

[stromsfriend]

I say good for Fox News for getting Greta over from CNN and sticking a finger in Brown's eye. What a loser he is. H ehas some guy play accordion on his show, what the heck?

[chillinvillain]

I think he along with every other cnn anchor hates fox because they have had personalities come to fox and become hits, paula poor paula went to cnn and is losing to ed and the two other people hahaha. brown is old wood