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A Polite Ad Of Teleporter Machine
Written by a very, very strange man
| 1997
| Alex Chui
Posted on 04/30/2002 8:34:25 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz; billbears
What you say! Crazy you are talking!
Listening I am not to you!
To: Lazamataz
If there is a party going on, party animals will all gather at the party. This guy is light years ahead of all of us.
To: Physicist; PatrickHenry; RadioAstronomer
Ping!
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posted on
05/01/2002 1:45:05 PM PDT
by
malakhi
To: tacticalogic
"Are you boys cooking up there?"
"No . . ."
"Are you making an interocitor?"
"No!"
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posted on
05/01/2002 1:46:58 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
To: angelo
Thanks for the ping.
To: Lazamataz; VadeRetro; longshadow; junior; scully
This guy needs this information, desperately:
TIME CUBE .
To: Lazamataz
Didn't they do this in the Willie Wonka movie?
(With one small drawback.)
SD
To: Lazamataz
Sorry that I have copyrighted this page. If you build the teleportation machine according to the theories or the instructions written on this page, you might not get full credit for a patent. No problem. As soon as I get it built, I'm going to transport his sorry butt to Antarctica.
To: DouglasKC
If there is a party going on, party animals will all gather at the party.Whoa, dude.
That sounds like a Zen riddle!
To: Lazamataz
I found this while doing something else.Okay, I'll bite.
What the heck were you TRYING to find?
To: PatrickHenry
This guy needs this information, desperately: TIME CUBE . "The TRUTH of the TIME CUBE cannot be denied!"
Thanks to the TIME CUBE I am FOUR TIMES the man I was.
To: PatrickHenry
Because Titan Corporation last year bought out a place where I used to work, I own a chunk of Titan stock. I just noticed today the name of the Board Chairman and CEO is Gene W. Ray. Sure hope it isn't the same guy.
To: Willie Green
Okay, I'll bite. What the heck were you TRYING to find?Eternal life teleporter machines that allow the Chinese to keep eating.
To: longshadow; Lazamataz
I ought to contact this guy. He could probably use my perpetual motion machine.
To: longshadow
To: Lazamataz
I would like to thank you on behalf of the people of Earth for bringing this epochal information to our attention.
Exploding Chinese is certainly an unhappy thought.
Happiness bump.(high voltage)
To: Lazamataz
,,, to make happy I speak good English I learn from a book please to have yes a cheez omlit and I wanting stroke you grandmother smiling. ThankYOU please.
The catch with living forever is that it would be on this planet - specifically, in China. Yes! RUSH ME SIX UNITS NOW!!!! I'll just dash in back for my credit card.
To: MeanMFMan
My wife has a Mood Ring. When she's happy, it's green. When she's angry, it leaves a red mark on my forehead.
To: Lazamataz
Wouldn't 1.6 billion hungry Chinese teleporting around still be 1.6 billion hungry Chinese?! It would just mean they would be able to get into everyone else's country faster! What they need is the replicator. Quick! Order 1.6 billion hamburgers and fries- and super-size them.
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posted on
05/01/2002 2:29:24 PM PDT
by
techcor
To: techcor
Wouldn't 1.6 billion hungry Chinese teleporting around still be 1.6 billion hungry Chinese?!1.6 billion hungry Chinese teleporting is to not have good happy fun time with flicking in and flicking out and stealing frenchy fry. Big locks up on large food eat cabinet is to find now.
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