DFU SONG: He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother (Danny Williams has a brother) 5-11-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 5-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - HE AIN'T HEAVY, HE'S MY BROTHER (listed under "A")

He often traded…jobs for sex in Arkansas…while Hillary knew…the story is true
Now we learn…Dolly had given him a son
Danny Williams…has a brother

So Bobbi Ann…now you'll get that DNA and proof that you need…it was Billy Boy's seed
You can sue him, dear…right now, call up Gloria Allred
Yes, Danny Williams…has a brother

He's had some sex that's…consensual…and some that was…forced physical
His whole life…the way he talked about women was crude
A scum of the first magnitude

Do not let him near…your wife or your little girl…that message has been…spread around the world
In East Timor…you know what to do…beware
Or you might get a…little brother

(musical interlude)

Danny's brother…Danny's brother…Danny's brother…Danny's brother
Danny's brother…Danny's brother…Danny's brother…Danny's brother

[doug from upland]

DOLLY DENIES EX-HUSBAND'S ACCUSATION ABOUT LOVE CHILD

[AmericaUnited]

Whose the father of Danny's brother, Al Gore, Ted Kennedy or Gary Condit? Hmmmm... since the mother is still alive it can't be Teddy or Gary.

[doug from upland]

Good point. Condit and Kennedy have learned that dead women don't talk.