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Man may face charges in castration case
Detroit Free Press ^ | Tuesday, June 11, 2002 | AP

Posted on 06/12/2002 5:04:47 PM PDT by vannrox

Edited on 05/07/2004 7:12:31 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

OAK PARK, Mich. -- A man who police say castrated another man on his kitchen table faces possible charges.

Police on Saturday found the apparently willing victim, a 48-year-old Birmingham man, sitting on a curb in bloodstained blue jeans, Oak Park Detective Lt. Bruce Smith told The Daily Tribune of Royal Oak.


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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Michigan
KEYWORDS: blood; castration; internet; knife; police; self; unusual; web
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1 posted on 06/12/2002 5:04:47 PM PDT by vannrox
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To: vannrox
Man, there's some weird people in that internet stuff. LOL
2 posted on 06/12/2002 5:06:54 PM PDT by Ed_NYC
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To: vannrox
Mother Nature moves in mysterious ways. parsy.
3 posted on 06/12/2002 5:07:02 PM PDT by parsifal
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To: vannrox
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
4 posted on 06/12/2002 5:08:25 PM PDT by admiralsn
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To: admiralsn
What a di--. Oh, nevermind.
5 posted on 06/12/2002 5:09:00 PM PDT by admiralsn
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To: vannrox
Castrater tells Michigan police he has performed about fifty 'operations'...

Update...

6 posted on 06/12/2002 5:10:58 PM PDT by Geronimo
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To: vannrox
I think he deserves a Darwin award, perhaps with an asterisk. While he still walks,(no doubt with a limp) there shouldn't be any of this idiots genes left around to pollute the pool.
7 posted on 06/12/2002 5:33:44 PM PDT by Slicksadick
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To: Geronimo
Here's an excerpt from the link you provided:

Criminal or not, home castration is not unheard of. Several Web sites are devoted to the subject, which some men pursue for erotic reasons. The Birmingham man gave investigators the name of one such Web site.

They DO understand, of course, that this is a one-time-only "erotic" session...I hope...but I don't see how "erotic" getting your balls hacked off on a kitchen table, without anesthesia...I mean, without your "boys", nothing is erotic, right? So if you cut them off, that's it, right? Jeez, this is just beyond...I'm at a total loss for... I mean....well...It's like cutting off your nose to spite your.....Oh, hell, I give up, too.

8 posted on 06/12/2002 5:38:31 PM PDT by wimpycat
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9 posted on 06/12/2002 5:39:08 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: vannrox
I was misled by this article's headline. I thought that the victim of Bill Clinton's Arkansas was finally going to get some justice.

Somemone out there may have a link to the details. There was a man who was accused of raping the neice of someone connected to Billy Jeff. The man was castrated and the sheriff kept the body parts in a jar on his desk.

The man eventually got out of jail innocent but not until after his wife divorced him, his parents died, and President X42 refused to pardon him.

10 posted on 06/12/2002 5:40:11 PM PDT by weegee
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To: Geronimo
I particularly like this excerpt from the linked story:

Either way, the would-be surgeon has overstayed a student visa by about a year, Halushka said, and that information has been turned over to the Immigration and Naturalization Service.

Those student visas were such a good idea. Anybody know which congressperson/bureaucrat came up with them in the first place?

11 posted on 06/12/2002 5:40:41 PM PDT by Argus
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To: vannrox
Smith said the suspect first stitched the wound, and the two sat around eating pie.

,,, exactly how I'd play it.

12 posted on 06/12/2002 5:41:12 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: zcat;dan from michigan;rintense
,,, neighbourhood ping.
13 posted on 06/12/2002 5:43:28 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: wimpycat
The man, who said he performed castrations both here and in his previous home in Australia, told police Saturday he had finished the procedure and the two men were enjoying a postoperative piece of pie when the Birmingham man started laughing.

roflmao...nothing like having a piece of pie and a good belly laugh with your illegal alien 'doctor' who just cut your balls off...

14 posted on 06/12/2002 5:47:57 PM PDT by Geronimo
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To: vannrox
These guys must be nuts. Er...not nuts....er......yes they are, but.....
15 posted on 06/12/2002 5:49:04 PM PDT by concerned about politics
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To: vannrox
This could only be a democrat....
16 posted on 06/12/2002 5:51:36 PM PDT by tje
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To: wimpycat
Have to wonder if someone at the public library directed him to that website...
17 posted on 06/12/2002 5:52:40 PM PDT by weegee
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To: weegee
Here is a link to the Wayne Dumond castration story. I had all but forgotten that particular chapter as it is but a sidebar in the vast encyclopedia of Clinton crimes and misdeameanors. There was also a book written on this by a Guy Reel. It might still be available on Amazon.com or Ebay.
18 posted on 06/12/2002 5:52:46 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: shaggy eel
I'm glad I have a gun.
19 posted on 06/12/2002 5:55:20 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan
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To: vannrox
From the linked update..

Criminal or not, home castration is not unheard of.

Several Web sites are devoted to the subject, which some men pursue for erotic reasons. The Birmingham man gave investigators the name of one such Web site.

What the hell? "All Your Balls Belong To Us"

I can not think of a single erotic reason that calls for the removal of my testicles.

20 posted on 06/12/2002 5:56:41 PM PDT by csvset
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To: Dan from Michigan
,,, this is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for shooting; this one's for fun.
21 posted on 06/12/2002 5:58:47 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: vannrox

Got Balls?


22 posted on 06/12/2002 6:06:16 PM PDT by BigBadWolf
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To: vannrox
Smith said officers later found a pair of severed testicles in a Tupperware container in a refrigerator

I got trapped into going to a Tupperware party years ago; and I swear they had a container just for this purpose.

23 posted on 06/12/2002 6:14:29 PM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: Admin Moderator
(LOL... this is too funny... have to..)

Can you cut this one? It's already been posted :)

24 posted on 06/12/2002 6:19:27 PM PDT by DAnconia55
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To: csvset
"What the hell? 'All Your Balls Belong To Us'"

No, it would be more like: "All Your Ball Are Belong to Us" or even better: "All Your Testicle Are Belong to Us," or perhaps "All Your Scrotum Are Belong to Us."

--Boris

25 posted on 06/12/2002 6:37:36 PM PDT by boris
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To: csvset
"I can not think of a single erotic reason that calls for the removal of my testicles."

You find yourself drugged, tied to a bed--and in walks Janet Reno. With Madeleine Albright and Donna Shalala.

Just a thought.

--Boris

26 posted on 06/12/2002 6:40:33 PM PDT by boris
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To: boris
All Your Base Ate My Balls.

Might as well mix 2 internet phenomenons.

27 posted on 06/12/2002 6:45:45 PM PDT by TheLurkerX
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To: vannrox
I'll bet he doesn't have the balls to do that again.
28 posted on 06/12/2002 6:49:46 PM PDT by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: shaggy eel
,,, exactly how I'd play it.

... lol.

29 posted on 06/12/2002 6:57:54 PM PDT by Askel5
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To: admiralsn
wussie boy. ;op
30 posted on 06/12/2002 7:30:44 PM PDT by homeschool mama
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To: Madame Dufarge
Yep. Little tiny 2oz size containers. ;o)
31 posted on 06/12/2002 7:32:45 PM PDT by homeschool mama
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To: homeschool mama
Yep. Little tiny 2oz size containers.

,,, 2oz ones are for cats and small dogs. Are you saying me 2oz ones are OK for American men?

32 posted on 06/12/2002 7:37:25 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: palladin
,,, nobody should be balled out for this!
33 posted on 06/12/2002 8:12:06 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: homeschool mama
wussie boy. ;op

Yes I am! But I am also still a "complete" man. And I can also still use all of my kitchen utensils!
34 posted on 06/12/2002 8:32:44 PM PDT by admiralsn
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To: shaggy eel
Tennis, anyone?
35 posted on 06/12/2002 9:15:31 PM PDT by Palladin
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To: Palladin
,,, wouldn't want to play with a Slashenger!
36 posted on 06/12/2002 9:31:00 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: shaggy eel
Ballderdash!
37 posted on 06/12/2002 9:50:05 PM PDT by Palladin
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To: shaggy eel
**,,, 2oz ones are for cats and small dogs. Are you saying me 2oz ones are OK for American men? **

For *some* men, yeppers. The ones that have the (D) after their name. Tommy Daschle comes to mind. :o)

38 posted on 06/12/2002 10:06:10 PM PDT by homeschool mama
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To: shaggy eel
Bwahahaha! Just check your homepage. The guy you have pictured looks *just* like my substitute biology teacher from high school.

oh...and my little quip about 2oz containers does not in any way include beefy freeper men. :oD

39 posted on 06/12/2002 10:08:24 PM PDT by homeschool mama
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To: admiralsn
**Yes I am! But I am also still a "complete" man. And I can also still use all of my kitchen utensils! **

I would agree with you. Freeper men are the most manly and complete, imo. um....might want to hold that egg beater a bit higher, k? :oD

40 posted on 06/12/2002 10:09:42 PM PDT by homeschool mama
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To: homeschool mama
um....might want to hold that egg beater a bit higher, k?

I'm just making sure there's no extra space in the egg tray in the fridge!!!!
41 posted on 06/12/2002 10:42:52 PM PDT by admiralsn
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To: Ed_NYC
One of my ex's siblings had her dog castrated on the kitchen table. Her father-in-law did it. But he was a surgeon.

Don't recall if I asked her what they did with the extra parts. Can't remember if we ever ate out of any of the tupperware, fortunately.

Can't recall the name of that movie or the actor where he's the new guy in town, and eats the record number
of what he thought were swedish meatballs, but really Rocky Mountain Oysters. So I don't remember if he finish it
off with a piece of pie, either.

42 posted on 06/12/2002 11:05:47 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: vannrox
Would that this kitchen-table surgeon worked for the Pubbies in Congress.

Not cuttin' em' off, sewin' them on.

43 posted on 06/13/2002 6:14:49 AM PDT by Erasmus
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To: SamAdams76
"...a sidebar in the vast encyclopedia of Clinton crimes and misdeameanors.

There is another side to this story:

another view

44 posted on 06/13/2002 8:12:30 AM PDT by tsomer
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To: vannrox
the suspect first stitched the wound, and the two sat around eating pie.

and...and... we're still waiting for the most important detail:

What Kind Of Pie ??

45 posted on 06/13/2002 9:16:27 AM PDT by InkStone
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To: InkStone
What Kind Of Pie ??

Mincemeat?

46 posted on 06/13/2002 9:45:34 AM PDT by csvset
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To: Palladin
Ballderdash!

,,, oh, you're sure to net and audience with a comment like that!

47 posted on 06/13/2002 3:06:43 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: shaggy eel
What happened to the thread about Norwegian Nessie? I had an old Norsk recipe to share for lutefisk.

Lutefisk--usually made with cod, but Lake Monster may be substituted when feeding the whole village:

SuperLutefisk:(dried lake monster, treated with lye) must surely be the strangest culinary effort credited to the Norwegians, but what a treat when prepared properly.

Everyone of course is not a devotee of lutefisk, but those who are defend it vehemently. Others go to the opposite extreme and claim it's a national disgrace. In years past, the homemaker had to go through the complicated task of treating the lake monster with lye, but now, even in America, frozen lake monster is readily available at selected fish markets and at Scandinavian delicatessens.

Cooking lutefisk the old fashioned way: Do not cook in aluminum vessels as it will darken the kettle. Use an oversized vat. Use three lbs. salt to each vat of water. Bring water to boil, add salt and return to boil. Add lake monster, which has been sliced into serving pieces and again return to boil, then remove from the heat. Skim, and let lake monster steep for 5 to 10 minutes depending on thickness. Serve at once.

Baking in foil: Heat industrial steel oven to 400 degrees F (205 degrees C). Skin side down, arrange lutefisk on a 50 metre sheet of double aluminum foil and season with salt. Wrap foil tightly about fish and place on rack in a 200 minutes. Cut corner from foil and drain out excess water. Serve at once.

Lake Monster Lutefisk must be served hot on piping hot plates. Accompaniments vary from bacon or pork drippings, or whole pig, white sauce, mustard sauce, or melted butter which seems to remain a favorite. Boiled and steamed potatoes, stewed whole, dry green peas are a must as a vegetable accompaniment. The only other necessary additions are freshly ground pepper, lefse, or flatbread. In some parts of Northern Norway, lutefisk is served with melted goat cheese.

48 posted on 06/13/2002 8:37:50 PM PDT by Palladin
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To: vannrox
later found a pair of severed testicles in a Tupperware container in a refrigerator at the home of the suspect

They keep longer that way

49 posted on 06/13/2002 8:42:52 PM PDT by paul51
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To: Palladin
,,, do I want fries with it?
50 posted on 06/13/2002 8:44:54 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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