Draft of Bush MidEast Peace Plan Leaked

Floppy disk | unknown | unknown

[parsifal]

Rough Draft Of Bush Peace Plan Leaked!

This was found on a floppy disk somewhere in the U.S. It's accuracy can not be confirmed.

Hey Karl,

How are you? Fine I hope. Please read this here peace plan for Israel and pass a copy over to Dick Cheeny and Colon Powell. Go ahead and correct all my spelling errors because you know I can't spell worth a hoot. The grammar might need a little work, too, but heck, what are Cheefs of Staff for, anyway? George W.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the U.S.A. Hello tonight the 20th of June, 2002. I am coming to you on television because this is real important.

As you all know there is a war on terror that we are all fighting. But we have had to stop it for a while because them S.O.B.s in Pallastein is so busy killing the Jews in Israel. All the Arabs hates the Jews so if we bomb us some terrorist Arabs, they will think that the United States is all Jewish. Which we are not.

Every time I pick up the paper I see where the PLOs have bombed another bus or pizza parlor and frankly I have had about enough. There is dead women and children all over the place. I think that us Americans has been going around trying to be sophisticated and that has got us nowhere. We invite them little Pallesteinian weasels over here to Camp David and try to treat them polite. We shake their hands and compliment them and don't let on what a bunch of murdering little thugs they are. We sit around and tell everybody how much we all want peace, like them little no-good SOBs is one of us and wants peace, too. Well to hell with all that.

I got me a new peace plan and if this don't hairlip the little SOBs then I don't know what will:

1) Pallastein: You got 7 days to replace that no good little bast*rd Arafat. I don't care if you kill him or not and if I gets my wish he would be brought in Dead not Alive.

2) You got 7 days after that to get you a new Pallesteinian gov't going, and I mean one that don't put up with no crap from Hamas, Hezzboolahs, Islamit Jeehods (Karl I spelled it like it sounds but I think it is wrong. GW.) These bombings is going to end and I mean now.

3) To make sure that you PLOs get the message, I am selling (on credit) 50 B-52 bombers to the Jews in Israel. Plus all the bombs they can tote.

4) On the way over to deliver them, I am sending a bunch of bombs that I suspect is defective. I think these bombs are so defective that it wouldn't be safe to land the planes and I may have to order them dropped somewhere. Like on Arafat if he ain't gone by then and some of your cities to boot. Do you get my drift?

5) In the meantime, you had better get cracking because I think the Jews is about ready to start that eye for an eye stuff real serious and I am going to give them the tools to do it with. Since you guys outnumber them about 100 to 1, I figure them B-52s will bring a little equality to the region.

6) I had better not ever see no more of them Arab hollering and jibbering women on TV like I did when we got bombed or I swear I will drop a bomb down every chimeny in every mudhut in that village.

Yours very truly,

Do you think this will work, Karl? I really am fed up with these no good little four-flushers. Talk about "All-Turban and No Cows." I made that up myself. Think I can work it into the speech? GW. GWB.

[parsifal]

I do not know if this is for real or not. It was on a floppy disk and it sounds like Bush. parsy the finder of lost objects.

[dennisw]

Funny but needs some more work.

[SunStar]

I do not know if this is for real or not. It was on a floppy disk and it sounds like Bush. parsy the finder of lost objects.

Give me a break.

Some schmuck who thought he was funny wrote this... Too bad he's not.

[Geezerette]

Good plan.

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[looney tune]

You must be Paul Begala. Or just as stupid.

[cmsgop]

I do not know if this is for real or not.

You Can't be serious ?

[A Citizen Reporter]

Perhaps you should stay with sticking up for defense attorneys. Humor ain't your bag.

[PhiKapMom]

You feeble attempt at humor on such a serious situation leaves everything to be desired. Especially your comments if you don't know it is real! Surprised you didn't put this crap in breaking news!

[parsifal]

I think Bush's latest plan (if this is indeed his plan) would be a lot more effective than what has gone before. It makes me sick to watch the way we slither around that toad Arafat and talk about peace. If I was president and he came to Camp David, I would have to kick his a**. I don't think I could hold back. parsy.

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[Torie]

It sounds more like your co-workers in Arkansas that all earn the minimum wage, for some reason I can't quite fathom.

[parsifal]

From the tone and the message, I can definitely tell you that a Southerner wrote it. I bet there is going to be some surpised freepers here is this speech (cleaned up a little) is the essence of the Bush's plan Thursday nite. parsy.

[zip]

It's accuracy can not be confirmed.

The only honest statement in the post...

I agree. It's not funny. Only parsey's attempt to put President Bush down. It's his thing.

[IW]

Bush did not write this, for one thing he's to compassionate to do anything that bad to Arafat and the other thing is, he's not smart enough to write out a plan.

[Japedo]

I do not know if this is for real or not. It was on a floppy disk and it sounds like Bush. parsy the finder of lost objects.

I'm sure it was a Plant to see who the mole was that kept leaking stuff, Perhaps we will all see you fired on Fox news tomorrow for this post! Unreal,, < rollin eyes> sarcasm off/

Headline will read, Parsy, Finder of Lost Employment

[steve-b]

The sad thing is that this is probably more sensible that the real plan.

[ladyinred]

Ah, if only..............!

[ladyinred]

Oh come on, this isn't real, not even close! To say that Bush isn't smart enough to write down a plan is just ludicrous and sounds like a Democrat statement.

[Alas Babylon!]

I don't know, I thought this part was pretty good:

6) I had better not ever see no more of them Arab hollering and jibbering women on TV like I did when we got bombed or I swear I will drop a bomb down every chimeny in every mudhut in that village.

LoL!!!!

[rwfromkansas]

This is not funny, but insulting and making fun of the commander in chief.