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DFU SONG: Ob La Di Ob La Da (Martha Stewart in stripes) 6-30-02
DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 6-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 06/30/2002 8:34:03 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - OB LA DI OB LA DA

Martha Stewart pulled a nice insider deal
Even though she didn't need the bucks
Now her broker says he's gonna turn on her
And she is screaming that the weasel really sucks

Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes

Martha is another of the Clinton friends
She, of course, thinks she's above the law
She learned all her lessons well from Sinkmaster
The ones that he invented back in Arkansas

Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes

A limo liberal who'll use her fame
Oh no…you can't touch her…can't touch her…can't touch her
She didn't do it…she's innocent
The right wing is who to blame

Martha Stewart has no time for questioning
A nice salad she would rather make
She's too busy showing how to trim a rose
Or how to barbecue the world's most perfect steak

Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes

A limo liberal who'll use her fame
Oh no…you can't touch her…can't touch her…can't touch her
She didn't do it…she's innocent
The right wing is who to blame

Martha watches as her empire's crumbling
She is looking like a worn out hag
She does not like who is in the White House now
There is no Roger with a pardon in the bag

Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes

Ha ha ha ha ha ha…she'd look so chic in stripes


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: brokerspillsbeans; nopardon; prisonsaladmaker; stripes; whoops

1 posted on 06/30/2002 8:34:04 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
That's good.
2 posted on 06/30/2002 8:41:42 PM PDT by Kerberos
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To: doug from upland; rintense
She is looking like a worn out hag

HARDEEEEE HAR HAR!

Rintense...here!

3 posted on 06/30/2002 8:55:58 PM PDT by Bradís Gramma
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To: Brad's Gramma
Maybe I shouldn't be so mean to her. Oh, well, she's a big Clinton supporter. Yes, I should.
4 posted on 06/30/2002 8:59:04 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Someone needs to post the HIDEOUS amount of $$ she's given to the DNC, etal.

BTW, Doug, did you find what you were looking for????
5 posted on 06/30/2002 9:00:20 PM PDT by Bradís Gramma
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To: Brad's Gramma
Didn't find the Seattle FReeper yet, but I still am going to contact the building owners.
6 posted on 06/30/2002 9:01:59 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Shall I keep bumping your thread? Maybe he/she was gone for the weekend.
7 posted on 06/30/2002 9:02:34 PM PDT by Bradís Gramma
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To: Brad's Gramma
FROM 1998

Martha’s Clinton Living

CBS News not only isn’t embarrassed that one of its stars hosted a fundraiser for President Clinton, it publicized the event. Do-it-yourself maven Martha Stewart may not cover politics, but she is a regular on CBS’s This Morning. On the June 13 Saturday Morning, Mark Knoller showed a clip of Clinton at a fundraiser saying: "Let me first thank Martha Stewart for having us here." She credited the assembled Democrats: "I’m so happy that you could show your generosity of spirit and pocketbook."

Knoller set the mood: "She whipped up a festive lunch, very much in the Martha Stewart style. Take a look at the program, tastefully bordered in red and white checkerboard. Not only did it present the luncheon menu of oven-cured tomatoes, peachwood-smoked salmon, and shortcakes with strawberries, you get the recipes for each dish, as well. Seems like a reasonable bonus for $5,000 a plate."

8 posted on 06/30/2002 9:04:48 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: Brad's Gramma
Maybe one more bump tomorrow. Thanks.
9 posted on 06/30/2002 9:05:19 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: StarFan
Sorry, I've forgotten to ping you for the last few songs.

More on Martha/Clinton --- During the last election cycle, Weinstein and her husband Harvey, co-founder of Miramax Films, donated more than $300,000 to Democratic committees that supported candidates like Clinton. In September 1999, the Hollywood couple also held a fundraiser for the First Lady in their home in Westport, Connecticut. With guests like Paul Newman and Martha Stewart, the event easily exceeded its goal of $100,000.

10 posted on 06/30/2002 9:14:08 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
...Another curious item from the New York Post, written by Bill Hoffman, is that Martha Stewart is moving away from her long-time home of Westport, Connecticut to Bedford, New York where she has purchased a 153 acre estate for around $15 million. She is quoted as saying that she moved because residents had created an "unfriendly neighborhood atmosphere" for her. Can you imagine that? Martha Stewart not getting along with her neighbors?...
11 posted on 06/30/2002 9:16:50 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
I won't be online tomorrow morning, but asked someone else to, and she's gonna. :-)

I'll bump the thread once more tonight.
12 posted on 06/30/2002 9:22:02 PM PDT by Bradís Gramma
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To: doug from upland
Extra special one, as I just detest that woman! I was singing along but laughing so hard at the lyrics that I nearly choked! Love it!
13 posted on 06/30/2002 9:27:42 PM PDT by ladyinred
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To: doug from upland
Oh, now, Doug. We both live in ..... and you know we BOTH have that kind of money and friends and influence and it's soooooo tacky of you to make such a big deal of poor little Martha. Why, she COULD'VE been one of our neighbors!!!!
14 posted on 06/30/2002 9:28:54 PM PDT by Bradís Gramma
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To: doug from upland

15 posted on 06/30/2002 9:48:43 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: doug from upland; TommyJoe; HelenGreeneyes
Good shot, Doug! If this liberal, lying, greedy, bitch, while trying to steal another $250,000, and winds-up losing $250,000,000, ever even gets indicted, I hope that there's enough irony still left in your pen to write more verses!

I love the smell of self-immolating democRATS in the evening!

Welcoming two new Freepers tonight! Stay well armed and vigilant, Doug..."Martha watches as her empire's crumbling "! So cool.................FRegards

16 posted on 06/30/2002 9:49:16 PM PDT by gonzo
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To: SamAdams76
Was the Sinkmaster ever that fit?
17 posted on 06/30/2002 10:03:11 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Look! Somebody superimposed Bill Clinton's head on my body! Can I sue?
18 posted on 06/30/2002 10:05:58 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: doug from upland
Stripes......so classic! LOL
19 posted on 06/30/2002 10:33:07 PM PDT by brat
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MARTHA WON'T GONE ON BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GET GRILLED
20 posted on 07/02/2002 11:10:08 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Duh. "Won't go on....."
21 posted on 07/02/2002 11:15:11 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: dutchess; StarFan; whoever; Paul Atreides; buffyt; rockfish59; Looking4Truth; demnomo
Here you go, ping list, in case you missed it the first time around.

WHOOPS - BROKER SPILLS THE BEANS ON MARTHA - SHE CONCOCTED THE STORY AFTER THE FACT

22 posted on 08/05/2002 7:06:36 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
I guess she didn't learn!
23 posted on 08/05/2002 11:54:36 PM PDT by rockfish59
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To: doug from upland
Very good but may I Suggest something in the finest traditions of refinement and from all accounts of Martha,a theme song of her own particualar idiom
24 posted on 08/06/2002 12:14:42 AM PDT by Crazymonarch
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To: Crazymonarch
A little rough but Martha can sing it in prison.
25 posted on 08/06/2002 8:42:20 AM PDT by doug from upland
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Trading assistant may be getting a deal --- CLICK
26 posted on 08/08/2002 8:07:41 AM PDT by doug from upland
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WSJ - CLOSING IN ON MARTHA. Before anyone feels sorry for her, she was a big Sinkmaster supporter who held fundraisers for the RAT b*st*rd rapist traitor.
27 posted on 08/08/2002 10:01:44 AM PDT by doug from upland
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Just amazing -- SHE WANTED A HOUSE COMMITTEE TO CLEAR HER
28 posted on 08/12/2002 8:44:35 PM PDT by doug from upland
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Just great -- MARTHA SEES POLITICAL CONSPIRACY
29 posted on 08/18/2002 6:24:50 PM PDT by doug from upland
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MARTHA CAUGHT IN ANOTHER LIE
30 posted on 09/05/2002 4:23:23 PM PDT by doug from upland
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MARTHA QUITS NYSE BOARD
31 posted on 10/03/2002 12:08:17 PM PDT by doug from upland
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FEDS SEEK INDICTMENT
32 posted on 06/03/2003 3:53:42 PM PDT by doug from upland (we must stop Wife of Rapist before it is too late)
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CLINTON SUCKUP INDICTED!
33 posted on 06/04/2003 7:59:50 AM PDT by doug from upland (Martha is indicted and the Clintons still walk free.........what a country)
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