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DFU SONG: Ob La Di Ob La Da (Martha Stewart in stripes) 6-30-02
DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 6-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 06/30/2002 8:34:03 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - OB LA DI OB LA DA

Martha Stewart pulled a nice insider deal
Even though she didn't need the bucks
Now her broker says he's gonna turn on her
And she is screaming that the weasel really sucks

Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes

Martha is another of the Clinton friends
She, of course, thinks she's above the law
She learned all her lessons well from Sinkmaster
The ones that he invented back in Arkansas

Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes

A limo liberal who'll use her fame
Oh no…you can't touch her…can't touch her…can't touch her
She didn't do it…she's innocent
The right wing is who to blame

Martha Stewart has no time for questioning
A nice salad she would rather make
She's too busy showing how to trim a rose
Or how to barbecue the world's most perfect steak

Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes

A limo liberal who'll use her fame
Oh no…you can't touch her…can't touch her…can't touch her
She didn't do it…she's innocent
The right wing is who to blame

Martha watches as her empire's crumbling
She is looking like a worn out hag
She does not like who is in the White House now
There is no Roger with a pardon in the bag

Wearing stripes…nice wide stripes would be fitting
Martha would look chic in stripes
In a cute-as-a-pin jail cell sitting
Martha would look chic in stripes

Ha ha ha ha ha ha…she'd look so chic in stripes


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: brokerspillsbeans; nopardon; prisonsaladmaker; stripes; whoops
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To: doug from upland
Duh. "Won't go on....."
21 posted on 07/02/2002 11:15:11 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: dutchess; StarFan; whoever; Paul Atreides; buffyt; rockfish59; Looking4Truth; demnomo
Here you go, ping list, in case you missed it the first time around.

WHOOPS - BROKER SPILLS THE BEANS ON MARTHA - SHE CONCOCTED THE STORY AFTER THE FACT

22 posted on 08/05/2002 7:06:36 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
I guess she didn't learn!
23 posted on 08/05/2002 11:54:36 PM PDT by rockfish59
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To: doug from upland
Very good but may I Suggest something in the finest traditions of refinement and from all accounts of Martha,a theme song of her own particualar idiom
24 posted on 08/06/2002 12:14:42 AM PDT by Crazymonarch
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To: Crazymonarch
A little rough but Martha can sing it in prison.
25 posted on 08/06/2002 8:42:20 AM PDT by doug from upland
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Trading assistant may be getting a deal --- CLICK
26 posted on 08/08/2002 8:07:41 AM PDT by doug from upland
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WSJ - CLOSING IN ON MARTHA. Before anyone feels sorry for her, she was a big Sinkmaster supporter who held fundraisers for the RAT b*st*rd rapist traitor.
27 posted on 08/08/2002 10:01:44 AM PDT by doug from upland
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Just amazing -- SHE WANTED A HOUSE COMMITTEE TO CLEAR HER
28 posted on 08/12/2002 8:44:35 PM PDT by doug from upland
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Just great -- MARTHA SEES POLITICAL CONSPIRACY
29 posted on 08/18/2002 6:24:50 PM PDT by doug from upland
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MARTHA CAUGHT IN ANOTHER LIE
30 posted on 09/05/2002 4:23:23 PM PDT by doug from upland
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MARTHA QUITS NYSE BOARD
31 posted on 10/03/2002 12:08:17 PM PDT by doug from upland
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FEDS SEEK INDICTMENT
32 posted on 06/03/2003 3:53:42 PM PDT by doug from upland (we must stop Wife of Rapist before it is too late)
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CLINTON SUCKUP INDICTED!
33 posted on 06/04/2003 7:59:50 AM PDT by doug from upland (Martha is indicted and the Clintons still walk free.........what a country)
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