[AppyPappy]

BobJ: "Hmmm....I had a mustache when I started this meal. But that's OK, Dio's playing footsie with me"
Dio's mom: "Gross. There's hair on this table leg".

[The Shrew]

BobJ: "Hmmm....I had a mustache when I started this meal. But that's OK, Dio's playing footsie with me" Dio's mom: "Gross. There's hair on this table leg".

So, is this what passes for intelligent commentary where you're from?

TS