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DFU SONG: Do Ya Think I'm Sexy (poor Martha Stewart says GOP going after sex life) 8-18-02
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 8-2002
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 08/18/2002 8:29:29 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; whoever; buffyt; demnomo; dutchess; Looking4Truth
Ping.
To: doug from upland
To: doug from upland
Doug, you're going to rot in hell... with gingham curtains, lemon butter cookies and crisp lettuce over mango chutney, but no one I suspect will enjoy it more.
God bless you, son.
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posted on
08/18/2002 8:33:39 PM PDT
by
IncPen
To: doug from upland
To: doug from upland
Isn't she like sixty some years old? Disgusting.
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posted on
08/18/2002 8:36:25 PM PDT
by
Maedhros
To: doug from upland
Presumably it's not the sex that's got her in trouble. Ie, she won't be indicted for having sex, or even for lying about it.
To: Diogenesis
Is she planning to Bobbit me with that thing because of this song?
To: doug from upland
I still likes Martha.
To: Captain Shady
How about Charles Keating and Michael Milken?
To: Captain Shady
W-H-Y ?
To: IncPen
Lemon butter cookies? Yuk. Give me chocolate chip with pecan and coconut. That's what I'm talkin' about.
To: doug from upland
No , just Martha.
To: doug from upland
Great little ditty!
LOL
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posted on
08/18/2002 8:50:15 PM PDT
by
T Lady
To: doug from upland
Martha’s Clinton Living CBS News not only isn’t embarrassed that one of its stars hosted a fundraiser for President Clinton, it publicized the event. Do-it-yourself maven Martha Stewart may not cover politics, but she is a regular on CBS’s This Morning. On the June 13 Saturday Morning, Mark Knoller showed a clip of Clinton at a fundraiser saying: "Let me first thank Martha Stewart for having us here." She credited the assembled Democrats: "I’m so happy that you could show your generosity of spirit and pocketbook."
Knoller set the mood: "She whipped up a festive lunch, very much in the Martha Stewart style. Take a look at the program, tastefully bordered in red and white checkerboard. Not only did it present the luncheon menu of oven-cured tomatoes, peachwood-smoked salmon, and shortcakes with strawberries, you get the recipes for each dish, as well. Seems like a reasonable bonus for $5,000 a plate."
To: nopardons
W-H-Y ? I'm just a irrational human. I rooted for JR Ewing back in the Dallas days.
To: doug from upland
You'll eat lemon butter cookies or I'll twist your little buds off and throw you on the compost, mister!
< /martha >
: )
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posted on
08/18/2002 8:54:57 PM PDT
by
IncPen
To: doug from upland
To: Paul Atreides
I saw it on the other thread. Thanks for bringing it here.
To: Diogenesis
Frankly that picture is one of the most scariest things I've seen in a long time.
As for the GOP asking her about this and that, another conspiracy from Maniacal Martha. More baseless claims.
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