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DFU SONG: Home on the Range (Alan Colmes is strange) 8-26-02
DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 08/26/2002 9:16:58 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - HOME ON THE RANGE

Oh, give me a show where the liberals can't go
Where the good guy conservatives play
Where we will not hear any DemocRAT smear
And there's no Billy Boy DNA

Colmes, Colmes is deranged…and besides he is so very strange
He's still on his knees and forgives Clinton sleaze
How does Sean go to work everyday

He looks not all there…and his tight underwear
May be very well choking his brain
He seems to be lost…does he come to work sauced
He is really a major league pain

Colmes, Colmes is deranged…and besides he is so very strange
He's still on his knees and forgives Clinton sleaze
How does Sean go to work everyday

Get close, you can tell…he has that liberal smell
Just use logic and he falls apart
He doesn't make sense…goodness, that man is dense
He is easy for Sean to outsmart

Colmes, Colmes is deranged…and besides he is so very strange
He's still on his knees and forgives Clinton sleaze
How does Sean go to work everyday

He's still on his knees and forgives Clinton sleaze
How does Sean go to work everyday


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KEYWORDS: bizarroworld; fromarea51; leftistwhackjob; notnormal; weirdo
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1 posted on 08/26/2002 9:16:58 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
This is too good and accurate, dfu. Thanks!
2 posted on 08/26/2002 9:22:12 PM PDT by Fred Mertz
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To: doug from upland
Home of the Deranged

Away from the show is where Alan stays,

Can't you just tell,

He's in liberal hell,

Is that hair, or is it a toupee?

3 posted on 08/26/2002 9:26:47 PM PDT by exit82
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To: doug from upland
Home of the Deranged

Away from the show is where Alan stays,

Can't you just tell,

He's in liberal hell,

Is that hair, or is it a toupee?

4 posted on 08/26/2002 9:26:59 PM PDT by exit82
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To: doug from upland
BWHAHAHAHAHA.Now This is funny.
5 posted on 08/26/2002 9:37:24 PM PDT by lexington minuteman 1775
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To: doug from upland
There's another home, where Colmes can roam
It might even be this summer's sleeper
Well Colmes has a home where he can park his ugly dome
If HBO ever needs a new Cryptkeeper.

My contribution.

6 posted on 08/26/2002 9:42:05 PM PDT by HumanaeVitae
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To: doug from upland
Poor Alan! LOL Hannity said that Colmes gets the worst email he's ever read....nasty and vicious! LOL
7 posted on 08/26/2002 10:13:19 PM PDT by brat
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To: Looking4Truth; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; whoever; buffyt; demnomo; dutchess
Ping list
8 posted on 08/26/2002 10:25:40 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Give Colmes a break.

Having that heavy metal (sorry, Ozzie) plate to cover the gaping holes in his logic attached to his cranium must not be all that fun, especially with the new and improved "professional" security experts at our national airports.

Or does he just hide out in NY with his friends and avoid those metal detectors?

Does his head "list to the left" when walking...?
9 posted on 08/26/2002 10:40:43 PM PDT by Vidalia
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My goodness, Colmes really does get abuse, doesn't he?
10 posted on 08/26/2002 10:51:24 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
I don't have cable.
Does he still wear those 'Look at me, I'm an intellectual' glasses?

Thanks for the HTML tip! =^)

Golden Gate Fog

11 posted on 08/26/2002 11:00:11 PM PDT by rockfish59
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I haven't had cable for years so I can't tell you. I basically do not watch television.
12 posted on 08/26/2002 11:14:13 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
DFU, you are quite talented.

Exellent!

13 posted on 08/27/2002 12:09:53 AM PDT by Jagdgewehr
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To: doug from upland
Is there a Mrs. Colmes?
14 posted on 08/27/2002 2:23:07 AM PDT by yoe
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To: doug from upland
Send this one to Charlie Daniels. Maybe he'll sing it next time he's on their show.
15 posted on 08/27/2002 2:29:07 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: doug from upland
This is great. Rotflol
16 posted on 08/27/2002 6:02:24 AM PDT by RollingThunder
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To: tinacart; Slyfox; ErnBatavia; doug from upland; Boxsford; martin_fierro; Geezerette; MeeknMing; ...
You'll have to admit, he was good in "Return of the Jedi."


17 posted on 08/27/2002 3:23:21 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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Alan Colmes. He has a body for radio.
18 posted on 08/27/2002 3:25:20 PM PDT by My2Cents
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To: doug from upland; Paul Atreides
Ping list

With me and Paul on this list, I presume that this is the smart @ss list

19 posted on 08/27/2002 3:30:52 PM PDT by dinasour
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To: Paul Atreides; doug from upland; Snow Bunny; Alamo-Girl; onyx; Republican Wildcat; Howlin; ...
Good picture, Paul! Great Song Parody, DFU! Thanks, folks!


Alan Colmes



Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my General Interest ping list!. . .don't be shy.

20 posted on 08/27/2002 4:38:52 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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