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SADDAM HUSSEIN EVICTION NOTICE
the office of Doug from Upland | 8-30-02 | doug from upland

Posted on 08/30/2002 10:20:09 AM PDT by doug from upland

THIRTY-DAY NOTICE TO VACATE
(EVICTION NOTICE)

WASHINGTON, D.C.

DATE: August 30, 2002

PROPERTY: A commercial office and seat of government described as Presidential Palace Karadat Mariam Baghdad Iraq

LESSOR: The President of the United States pursuant to the authority granted him by the Constitution of the United States as the Commander in Chief

LESSEE: Saddam Hussein and the following Governors; Al Anbar (Ramadi), Al Basrah (Basra), Al Muthanna (Samawa), Al Qadisiyah (Ad Diwaniya), An Najaf (An Najaf), Arbil (Erbil), As Sulaymaniyah (Sulaymaniya), At Ta`im (Kirkuk), Babil (Hilla), Baghdad muhafazah (Baghdad), Dahuk (Dohuk), Dhi Qar (An Nasiriya), Diyala (Ba 'quba), Karbala (Karbala), Maysan (Amara), Ninawa (Mosul), Salah ad Din (Tikrit), Wasit (Kut); and all others in possession, including but not limited to, dancing girls, whores, cooks, food tasters, pooper scoopers, and prayer rug cleaning ladies that look like Madeleine Albright.

NOTICE: You are the Lessee of that certain real property which is above referenced pursuant to military action that brought you to power. You are hereby ordered to VACATE THE PREMISES on or before September 30, 2002.

You are required to remove all of your personal possessions. Should you not remove such possessions, any which remain that have a value exceeding $300 (976,110 dinar) will be sold after proper notice at a public sale.

You are required to leave the premises clean, to completely fumigate the premises, and to repair any damage. You are required to remove all camel and goat droppings from both the exterior and interior of the premises. You will be charged for mitigation of any stench which is left behind at a rate which is to be determined by bid from three reputable fumigation professionals.

Should you not leave on or before the time which is above specified, United States war planes and United States Cruise Missiles will deliver more destruction and carnage than you can imagine. If you or any of your henchmen are still alive, U.S. Special Forces will take you into custody. You will be charged with war crimes and tried in a tribunal to be determined by the President of the United States. You will be allowed no visitors, not even that fat ugly woman in the street who was holding the bowl of food and celebrating how the United States was attacked on 9-11.

VIOLATIONS OF LEASE AGREEMENT: Sex parties, illegal drug use, drug smuggling, money laundering, lying, perversion, bribery, obstruction of justice, intimidation of witnesses, suborning perjury, theft of government property, murdering civilians, murdering relatives, having sex with goats, destruction of government and private property, gassing innocent civilians, destruction of evidence, failure to surrender documents, failure to allow weapons inspectors access to facilities developing weapons of mass destruction, training Al Qaeda members to hijack civilian airliners, providing money to terrorists, harboring terrorists, watching Barbra Streisand and Alec Baldwin movies, watching re-runs of Lou Grant, and supporting the release of Mumia Abu-Jamaal.

áÇ ÊÊÑß ááÈÇÈ Ãä íÖÑÈ ãÄÎøÑÊß ÞÏíãÉ . (Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.)

(Signed) ___________________________________________________
President George W. Bush, Commander in Chief, United States of America

(Document prepared by Doug from Upland)


TOPICS: Activism/Chapters; Announcements; Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: alqaeda; kissitgoodbye; murderer; terrorist; youcanthide

1 posted on 08/30/2002 10:20:09 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
good one LOL!
2 posted on 08/30/2002 10:21:43 AM PDT by Mr. K
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To: All
Please send around the world, particulary to those on active duty.
3 posted on 08/30/2002 10:22:34 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Very good Grasshoppah!!!!!
4 posted on 08/30/2002 10:24:17 AM PDT by Delbert
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To: doug from upland
LOL!!
5 posted on 08/30/2002 10:31:11 AM PDT by Sungirl
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To: doug from upland; All
"Please send around the world, particulary to those on active duty."

Just Click on a flag to SEND an e-mail.
Army
Navy
Marines
Air Force
Coast
Guard
Canadian
Military

6 posted on 08/30/2002 10:33:36 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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To: rockfish59; StarFan; whoever; buffyt; demnomo; dutchess; Looking4Truth; Paul Atreides
Ping list. Does anyone have a picture of the woman described in the eviction notice?
7 posted on 08/30/2002 10:34:21 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
Thanks, TG.
8 posted on 08/30/2002 10:37:32 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
This lady?


9 posted on 08/30/2002 11:13:54 AM PDT by rockfish59
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To: Nightshift
bump
10 posted on 08/30/2002 11:15:56 AM PDT by tutstar
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To: rockfish59
Great graphic. I'd also like that woman in a dirty street in the stinking Middle East who was waving her hands and celebrating when she received word of the attack.
11 posted on 08/30/2002 11:17:22 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: All
EVICT HER.
12 posted on 08/30/2002 12:07:41 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland; All
Check out the Attack on Iraq Betting Pool
13 posted on 08/30/2002 12:40:59 PM PDT by Momaw Nadon
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To: doug from upland
BTTT Doug!

I gather Hugh H has this already....

Gort
14 posted on 08/30/2002 2:51:01 PM PDT by gortklattu
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To: gortklattu
Not yet. Send it to him.
15 posted on 08/30/2002 2:53:37 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
She's the one who stole Larry King's glasses!
16 posted on 08/30/2002 4:12:34 PM PDT by rockfish59
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To: doug from upland
Too funny!
Thanks
17 posted on 08/30/2002 7:22:05 PM PDT by apackof2
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To: doug from upland
Good one Doug!!!! Thank you soooo much.
18 posted on 08/30/2002 8:45:42 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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To: Snow Bunny
IRAQ (Republic of)

Saddam Hussein At-Takriti
President
Presidential Palace
Karadat Mariam
Baghdad
Iraq

e-mail irqun@undp.org (Iraq's Mission to the U.N.)

19 posted on 08/30/2002 8:50:02 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
watching Barbra Streisand and Alec Baldwin movies

Without a doubt, his entire country needs to be turned into radioactive glass.

20 posted on 08/30/2002 8:53:59 PM PDT by Brett66
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To: doug from upland
Just another meeting among friends in Baghdad (subtitle: Saddam says to his military leaders, "Stick by me ..... or else!")
21 posted on 08/30/2002 10:23:15 PM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: Brett66
Actually, the glass you refer to is called "Trinitite", after the Trinity Site where the first A-Bomb blast occurred.

They also call it "the pearls of Trinity."

If you can find the book "Trinity" it has a wonderful explanation about the find, which was made from inside a leaded-up armored vehicle. It's quite interesting.

Gort

22 posted on 08/31/2002 6:45:35 AM PDT by gortklattu
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To: Mr. K
Sex parties, lying, perversion, obstruction of justice, theft of government property

Are you sure this document is ment for Saddam and not for Clinton?

23 posted on 08/31/2002 4:48:07 PM PDT by knighthawk
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
Just another meeting among friends in Baghdad (subtitle: Saddam says to his military leaders, "Stick by me ..... or else!")

The made for TV movie will be titled They'll Kill you, or I'll Kill You, Make My Day - The Saddam Hussein Story

24 posted on 09/01/2002 7:11:31 AM PDT by WellsFargo94
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To: WellsFargo94
Would any life insurance company write a policy on Saddam Hussein these days?!
25 posted on 09/02/2002 7:56:34 AM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: All
It took 5 1/2 months to finally enforce this thing. He is not getting back his security deposit.
26 posted on 03/17/2003 12:27:39 PM PST by doug from upland (Saddam, bend over and kiss your terrorist posterior goodbye.)
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