DFU SONG: Camp Grenada (Bob Beckel --- ha ha ha ha ha) 8-30-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - CAMP GRENADA

How's it hanging…Robert Beckel…you will be so fun to heckle
You were seeking out some action…you are lucky your wife's not put you in traction

You were surfing…evening's boring…Tiffany showed off her whoring
She was dressed provocatively…lately your thing had been seeming rather shrively

An appointment you were setting…would there be some heavy petting
At three hundred bucks an hour…you were hoping something would rise like a tower

She arrived and got right to it…oh, yes, Robert…she could do it
You need more than electoral…she would teach you a few tricks about things oral

So you paid six hundred dollars…and your neighbors heard you holler
It was great…but if your wife found out she surely would be quite irate

Just one night's not satisfying…I want more, you started crying
She came back…it's thirteen hundred bucks for Tiffy in the sack

Wait a minute…she's been writing…suddenly it's not exciting
Fifty thousand she's demanding…and the problem for you really is expanding

You had fallen to temptation…now prepare for litigation
But it gets much more exquisite…you heard your wife say Ms. Bobbitt's gonna visit

[doug from upland]

Put this under the good news category.

[doug from upland]

Pinging

[SamKeck]

Hahahahaaaa!! Good one, Doug. We always knew that Beckle was a sleeze ... we just didn't know that he was in the $300 per hour category.

[doug from upland]

HERE'S THE STORY

[Bedford Forrest]

Yes indeed - couldn't happen to a more odious and deserving little swine. Remember how the fat little runt was threatening to harass Republican Electors [Electoral College] during the Goron forces' attempted theft of the election? BTW, another tour de force in the poesy. You get the job finished in the time that most of us might have come up with line one, verse one. Amazing.

[doug from upland]

Thanks.

HERE'S WHAT THE SLUG TRIED TO PULL WHEN THEY TRIED TO STEAL THE PRESIDENCY

[demnomo]

These extortionists are dumb as posts. Don't they know that only Republicans and conservatives are capable of shame and being embarassed? Beckel is gonna milk this for all that it's worth. At the very least, he'll probably get a Democratic Presidential nomination! (His speaking engagments will go through the roof!) Hitlery and Bubba better watch out. There's a new Democratic icon on the rise.

This is hilarious. Maybe he and Dick Morris (who also had a penchant for hookers) could co-host a news show. Wonder what it would be called?

[doug from upland]

You are right about the shame thing. Bob Livingston was the perfect example. He violated no laws (of which we are aware) but felt ashamed for what he did and left the public eye. The RATS wear rape, assault, and drowning young women as badges of honor.

[Chad Fairbanks]

bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahhahaaaa..... :0)

[the-gooroo]

Another great one doug!!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Wonder what it would be called?

They'll turn it into a made-for-tv movie, either called "Blowjobs at Tiffany's" or "Footloose"...

[doug from upland]

Bob Beckel & Associates

1501 Lee Highway · Suite 200 · Arlington, VA 22209 ·
703.841.0600 · fax 703.841.1115

email: bba@bobbeckel.com

[Chad Fairbanks]

Did you get that email to work? Several of us have noticed they bounce back... maybe the mailbox is full? :0)

[doug from upland]

I didn't try. I wonder if he changed it because Tiffany kept sending him those ads about increasing the size of his penis. As Bob would say -- "Where's the beef?"

[doug from upland]

I missed this EARLIER THREAD

[ladyinred]

ROTFL! I am loving this entire thing! Couldn't happen to a more deserving jerk! Figures he had to pay for it!

[IncPen]

Wow, Doug, you whipped that out pretty quick...

I mean, uh, never mind...

[SupplySider]

ah ha ha... great song and such a deserving recipient!

[rockfish59]

Similar story!


I'm hoping for the eggs and tomatoes to start flying!

[Lobster 6]

Excellent work Doug!

How can Big (really big) Bob snake his way out of this?

How about: "I didn't have sex with that woman, ..."

"Blow jobs, we don't have no stinking blow jobs!"

300 bucks per hour for a message with a happy ending? Bob, Bob, Bob! What would Buba have done?

My fellow Americans, you can't make this stuff up!

$50K was cheap. Ask Michael Jackson, Pee Wee Herman or George Michaels.

Have a nice day, bitch!